Fantasy Borough 1

Tony claims having a guy who went to school with Leonard Nimoy as a celebrity fare

What's-his-name.

Latka's impression of Herve Villechaize: 'Hey, boss. Hello, boss. How are you, boss?'

Alex's deadpan response: 'Not bad, but could you do the guy who went to school with Leonard Nimoy?'

Louie's response: 'Envy is an ugly emotion, Rieger'

Latka's description of The Honeymooners: 'Hey, Ralphie boy... How you doing? Oh, Alice, one of these days, pow! Right, right, right in... right into the moon.'

Hey, Ralphie boy... How you doing? Oh, Alice, one of these days, pow! Right, right, right in... right into the moon.

Louie: 'I don't think you're a dumb boxer.' Tony: 'You don't, Lou?' Louie: 'No. I think you're a bad boxer. I think you're a dumb person.'

Tony recognizes Eric Sevareid and calls the conference 'The Gathering Of Smart Guys'

Tony: 'It must be tough coming up with opinions all the time. I know... I come up with one myself every now and then. Makes my head hurt.'

Tony's solution to world conflict: 'Let the leaders of these countries put on the gloves and go a couple of rounds. The match I'd like to see is Carter-Castro. Castro's got the weight on him. You know, but Jimmy's wiry, and he does a lot of roadwork.'

Tony's solution to world hunger: 'Well, like all those fancy White House parties. Right? Instead of inviting all those rich people, invite some poor people. I mean, rich people can afford to feed themselves, right?'

You're no slouch yourself.

Tony: 'Hey, if I say two smart things, can I bring a date?'

Tony's confident response to debating Buckley, Kissinger, and Galbraith: 'We'll kick their butt.'

Indubitably.

Louie: 'This is tough, Banta. You could be a dumb anything.'

Latka's fantasy begins with everyone addressing him as 'Mr. Gravas' and calling him 'chipper off the old block'

In Latka's fantasy, Louie gets in trouble for going to the bathroom: 'But you went to the bathroom yesterday. Is this going to be a habit with you?'

In Latka's fantasy, Louie is sentenced to execution by firing squad for not fixing cabs

'He doesn't smoke' when Louie is offered a last cigarette before execution

Latka's fantasy ends with him saying 'Fire' for the execution just as real Louie snaps him back to reality

Louie's advice about Herve Villechaize: 'Don't give him those back. Charge him for them. You may get a reward... Come on, Banta, he's a big star. He's rolling in dough. He uses $20 bills to train his dog.'

Banta, sometimes, you're so stupid I want to cry.

Tony's excitement: 'Well, at least I get to do my impression of him in person.'

Alex's warning about Tony's impression and Elaine asking why he's encouraging him creates confusion

Bobby Wheeler's fantasy as a famous singer performing 'City Boy'

In Bobby's fantasy, famous Bobby Wheeler returns to the garage but charges Louie a buck to acknowledge knowing him

I-I just wanted to come back and see my humble beginnings.

It'll cost you a buck.

Louie gives his last buck and Bobby still denies knowing him: 'I never saw the man before in my life.'

Bob... this is my last buck. How am I going to eat?

Aliens want Jim because 'You don't understand why everybody wants jobs, why everybody wants to get ahead. You don't know what the point is, and you don't care.'

Aliens: 'You haven't read a newspaper in years, and you live in fear of someone starting a conversation with you about what's going on in the world.'

Aliens: 'You're wearing every piece of clothing you own.'

Aliens: 'When you talk, everyone looks puzzled.'

Aliens: 'The universe is a source of wonder and amusement to you.'

The universe is a source of wonder and amusement to you.

Jim's casual acceptance: 'Okeydoke.'

Okeydoke.

Jim to the aliens: 'Wow, you guys are funny looking.'

Wow, you guys are funny looking.

Latka does his Herve Villechaize impression for the real Herve

Herve says to Louie: 'Uh, will somebody tell the big guy that he stinks?'

Pathetic.