Alone Again Natura Diddily

Homer:D'oh! [Screams] - Homer's classic exclamation followed by screaming

Bart:Aw, how come bears can crap in the woods and I can't?

Homer:Like a raisin covered in chocolate. Or a monkey in a cowboy suit.

Parrot · Homer:Show us your boobs. Show us your boobs. [Homer] You better do what he says, Marge.

Lisa:Why do jerks think everyone wants to see their stupid name?

Lisa · Clay Babcock:You're on fire! Yeah, I have won a lot of races.

Clay Babcock:Oh, sure, if you want to drive the 'traditional' way.

Ned Flanders:Hi-diddly-ho, pedal-to-the-metal-o-philes.

Ned Flanders:I like the fresh air and looking at the poor people in the infield.

Cletus:Now, honey, they's my parents too.

Ned Flanders:Abso-not-ly, hot Roddy.

Race car drivers:Move your damn butt. Bite me.

Homer:Be patient, Son. A watched car never crashes.

Bart:Oh, I missed one!

Ned Flanders:Hmm. A Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.

Ned Flanders · Homer:Don't you usually laugh at everything? Yes. Yes, I do.

Child · Homer:Mommy has bosoms like that. Yeah, I wish.

Ned Flanders · Maude Flanders:I'll get some hot dogs. No foot-longs. I know. They make you uncomfortable.

Homer:That's a damn lie, and you know it! Gimme a shirt!

Homer:Ooh, a bobby pin!

Homer · Marge:This is eating up a lot of time. Maybe just a pat on the butt. Yeah, that works.

Willie · Sea Captain · Professor Frink:Aye. Yarr. Oh, glavin! Why, glavin?

Kirk Van Houten · Luann Van Houten:Yeah. Lots of storybooks have witches. Shut up, Kirk!

Bart:Finally.

Apu:The boys at headquarters will not like it, but I'm getting pretty sick of them and their Bombay attitude!

Moe:Oh, I really mean it though. I mean, if it was you that died, I would've been on her so fast!

Ned Flanders:Send me to Maude. That's it. Here I come, baby. Oh, yeah!

Rod Flanders · Todd Flanders · Bart:Is it love? Kindness? Ooh, tough room.

Rod Flanders:No, you just winged him and made him a Unitarian.

Homer · Ned Flanders:But the sprinkler is gone. It's time to let go. I just bought that.

Ned Flanders:I can't believe my last words to Maude were, 'No foot-longs.'

Homer:I'm the one who parked in the ambulance zone, preventing any possible resuscitation.

Lisa · Homer:Do you even have a job anymore? I think it's pretty obvious that I don't!

Lisa · Homer:Dad, there are other wipes besides star wipes. / Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?

Homer:Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?

Homer:Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?

Homer (narrator):Single women of Springfield, your prayers have been 'Flanswered.'

Homer:So that's why you maced me.

Homer on video:Oh, I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Ned. I-I like that. I like to be held. I like to be pampered.

Homer:I like to be held. I like to be pampered.

Ned Flanders:I'm just a 'Q' without a 'U'.

Homer · Ned Flanders:John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes is a character. He sure is.

Dating video woman:Damn, I've just been indicted. Looks like we're gonna have to reschedule. How's your July? Mine's terrible. Let's talk in August.

Dating video woman:'Cause him's a commitment dog, isn't him?

Ned Flanders · Homer:I'm about as exciting as a baked potato. You're darn right you are! And you've got lots of other great qualities too!

Ned Flanders:Well, I've had it!

Ned Flanders:No, I'm not kiddin'! I am gonna sit right here and miss church. You just watch.

Ned Flanders:Oh, my gosh. Some dropouts must have overpowered the reverend.

Rachel Jordan · Congregation:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy motel. - A dude named God. - Oh.

Homer · Marge:So? She's good-lookin'. Shut up. You shut up.

Rachel Jordan:So when your soul has gone astray / Just let God be your triple A / He'll tow you to salvation / And he'll overhaul your heart

Homer:I toileth not on ye Sabbath, woman! A pox on thee!

Ned Flanders:And I'm here every week, rain or shine.