Marcel

Marcel:Restaurant manager's first words to Ilana: 'We're not open. Get out.'

Marcel:Marcel asking Ilana 'Oh, you're friends with the little Guatemalan boy' to refer to Jaime

Marcel:Marcel declares: 'The only way to make it in the world of Manhattan restauranteries is to be a Kween of Mean'

Marcel:'Look, why don't you go work in a Connecticut Muffin, honey. And when you turn into a Conneti fucking muffin, you can come back to Sushi Mambeaux.'

Marcel · Ilana:Marcel: 'You're hired.' — immediately after Ilana tells him 'fuck you and your Manhattan restauranteries'

Marcel:Marcel introducing staff: 'That's Owen. I call him Valtrex. He has herpes. No shade, most people have herpes.'

Marcel:'That's Brenda. She doesn't have a nickname, wouldn't allow it. Seniority. She came with the building.'

Marcel:'If you're the right fit, your nickname will find you.'

Marcel · Ilana:Marcel and Ilana's interaction about 'petit uni': 'If you have to ask, it's probably not for you-ni.'

Marcel:Marcel: 'You a regular Tonya Harding. I think we found your nickname.' / 'Other Tonya.'

Marcel:'You almost had me fooled. Doing bodily harm... You a regular Tonya Harding.' / 'I think we found your nickname.' / 'Other Tonya.'

Marcel:'Strap on your strap-on, lace up your skates, 'cause it's time to dance.'

Marcel:'I'm upgrading you... to section two.'

Marcel:Marcel announces he's taking the leftover food to 'the homeless of New York City' — then immediately J/K's to reveal he's going to Andy Cohen's party

Marcel:Bonjour! Listen up, hunties. It's that time of year. Spring cleaning.

Marcel:You are all enemies now.

Ilana · Marcel:Smells like a winning kind of night, baby! I'm glad you think so, tiny tits.

Marcel:Look, I don't know what kind of Strong Island honkies you brought up in here, Other Tonya, but this is not Billy Joel's go-to Dave and Buster's, okay?

Marcel · Ilana:Oh, okay, you play... You playin' me right now, ain't you? Marcel, seriously. Take my tips. Do whatever you gotta do. Oh, please, man, you are a... You are a career hustler. Whatever it is you're doing is working on me.

Marcel · Ilana:You know what? I want you to pick (bleep) me. Get in there. Go on! Wait a minute? Are you for real?

Marcel:But this depression shit. That's, that's next level bitchy. I'm kind of digging it. My dick is a little bit hard. I hope you never get better.

Marcel:I need to go back to med school. And rehab. Owen! Owen! Owen, you're fired!

Owen/restaurant staff · Marcel:I need to go back to med school. / And rehab. / Owen! Owen! Owen, you're fired!

Owen · Marcel:Marcel! I blew you, dude! And? (Bleep) this! I'm out.

Marcel:Your ass is fired too! [shouted into distance]

Marcel:Marcel reveals Sushi Mambeaux is closed because 'Brenda was running a prostitution ring out of Sushi Mambeaux after hours'

Marcel:Brenda was running a prostitution ring out of Sushi Mambeaux after hours. She brought in bed bugs and who in the heck knows what else.

Marcel:'Child, I hope you put your cash in the bank and made yourself a little breast egg 'cause who knows if we'll bounce back.'

Marcel:Child, I hope you put your cash in the bank and made yourself a little breast egg.

Marcel:'I'm gonna go wherever I can be the best father to my only son. Well, my son.'