A misunderstanding with Cheryl's masseuse threatens Larry's image. Then, public perception of Larry sinks even lower when he gives the wrong person COVID.
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Wins Above Replacement
“Kenkendra” ranks #33 of 120 Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 84.0 — Elite. The episode packs 59 scored jokes at 1.2 per minute, averaging 7.2 on craft and 7.2 on impact, with Larry landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Larry: Because if you have sex on the floor, nobody wants to hang out on the floor afterwards, so you can, you know, put your coat on and go home.
Larry Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Larry: It's sad to think that there might be a guy out there who has sex on the floor... And I'm never gonna meet him.
Larry Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Callback Bruce Springsteen: I didn't make you out for a floor fucker.
Larry · Ken/Kendra · Bruce Springsteen: I slept with Kendra not Ken. Kendra is not Ken. Kendra's not Ken. I am Ken. Ken is Kendra. Kendra is Ken. Ken is Ken, Kendra is Kendra, and never the twain shall meet.
Susie · Larry: You're a walking fucking virus, Larry! Let me tell you something! You're the virus! Injecting yourself into everybody's lives! You're the virus! You're the virus!
All Jokes — 59 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Chunhua: Cheryl too good for you! And Ted Danson. He's handsome and flexible.
Chunhua Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Chunhua · Larry: Don't be jealous! You brittle like wood! You are so skinny. Why you no eat? Your skin so dry. You drink water? Not enough!
Chunhua · Larry: You want happy ending? No, I don't... Happy end... No. You've only done 35 minutes. I paid for an hour. No! No, no, no, no. I don't want a happy ending! No! No, no happy ending! I don't want a happy ending! I just want an ending!
Chunhua Larry Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Leon: No. A hunch is something that's shared. Otherwise, it's just a thought in your head. A hunch is like a sneeze, gotta let that shit out.
Leon Observational Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Larry: What if she had a hunch about Pearl Harbor? Is she supposed to keep that to herself, or should she tell her husband? 'Franklin, I have a very bad feeling that something awful is going to happen at Pearl Harbor tomorrow. You must get the ships out.'
Larry: 'Eleanor, you stupid twat.' 'Why didn't you say something?'
Larry Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Leon: Know why? 'Cause your fucking shoulders didn't go up. Your shoulders didn't move. And that mannerism's only good for hunches and shit.
Leon Observational Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch Lorenzo: Actually, those are made up deli owner characters. My name is Lorenzo.
Lorenzo Meta/Self-Referential Deadpan/Understatement Leon: You know what they say, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Darker the berry, meaning the darker you are, the sweeter your juice is.
Leon Observational Wordplay/Pun Leon: If a cannibal ate me, that motherfucker would be like, 'Mm! Wow, this motherfucker's delicious.'
Leon Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Larry: I think he's got a point, 'cause Dahmer mostly ate Black people, did he not?
Larry Dark/Subversive Observational Leon: You start walking like that, man, they gotta give you your own fucking lane. That way it won't throw regular motherfuckers off.
Leon Observational Escalation Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch Leon: And then they'll add you to the evolution of man chart. Like motherfuckers who walk normal, and then all of a sudden, at the end... Like modern day motherfuckers walk like this.
Leon Observational Escalation ★ Rewatch Leon: You're not a good jiggler.
Leon Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Les McCrabb: I'm in talks about this, um, Waze app feature. A movie, uh, based on the Waze app? Yeah. Ron Howard's people.
Les McCrabb: You know what shingles means? It's herpes.
Les McCrabb · Leon: I wouldn't get back in that car. Wait a fucking minute. It can kill men your age.
Les McCrabb: Let's just say it's a very delicate matter where nothing is left to the imagination. There's an old saying at home, 'Every hole is a goal.'
Leon: Hey, go fuck yourself, Crabby.
Leon Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Leon: Feeble motherfuckers don't even know they fucking feeble.
Leon Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Leon: You know how many times I've had to throw my pants on real quick? And the lady's husband shows up or her boyfriend shows up, I gotta put that motherfucker on quick. I never derail. You got zipper karma.
Leon Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Sibby Sanders: It's called, 'Don't go there.'
Leon: In that bungalow I got back there, I had a lot of hit and runs. You know what I'm saying? So, if you ever wanna get in an accident, that could be, uh, T-boned, sideswiped, head on, or rear ended. You feel me?
Leon Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Leon: Like a mortician. Like you 'bout to bury a motherfucker.
Leon Observational Character Comedy Larry: That's not a woman. That's my ex-wife.
Larry Observational Character Comedy Larry: Maybe I should go over there and talk to her and make sure she's even qualified to be giving hand jobs to people.
Larry Cringe/Discomfort Absurdist ★ Rewatch Leon: And if Chunhua's gon' be there, then maybe Bruce Springsteen would like a hand job.
Leon Escalation Absurdist Callback Larry · Bruce Springsteen: He changed his rating from a C to an A. You're kidding me. And you saw him do it?
Larry: I don't know if it's full-tilt squealing, but it's... it's squealish.
Larry Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ken/Kendra: I used to be Kendra. And now, I'm Ken. Remember Kendra? Kendra Morris? And now, I'm Ken.
Ken/Kendra Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ken/Kendra: Larry and I used to hook up. Let's just say it. Let's just say it.
Bruce Springsteen: I didn't make you out for a floor fucker.
Larry: Because if you have sex on the floor, nobody wants to hang out on the floor afterwards, so you can, you know, put your coat on and go home.
Larry Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Larry: Who wants to talk to somebody you've had sex with?
Larry Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Larry · Ken/Kendra · Bruce Springsteen: I slept with Kendra not Ken. Kendra is not Ken. Kendra's not Ken. I am Ken. Ken is Kendra. Kendra is Ken. Ken is Ken, Kendra is Kendra, and never the twain shall meet.
Ken/Kendra: Oh, we've met. I'm Ken, and we banged it out.
Ken/Kendra Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Chunhua · Larry: That is not introduction. But no handshake, no talk, not even picture! I never said anything about a picture. I said I'd introduce you. I introduced you. No introduction! You fail! You fail!
Jeff · Larry: I have COVID. You do? Yeah. I had a little sore throat, so I figured I'd take a test. What'd it say? Positive.
Larry: Maybe I was wrong about whose glass was whose?
Larry Irony/Sarcasm Callback Callback Larry: It's too bad I didn't have more social obligations. It's such a great excuse.
Larry Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Larry: Yeah, I feel like a pariah. More than normal.
Larry Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Leon: I don't know what that shit gonna do to my dick.
Leon Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Leon: Like whooping cough, scurvy. You know what I mean? Rickets and shit like that.
Leon Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Leon: You can't hit it and quit it with your wife.
Leon Observational Character Comedy Callback Larry: 'Hey, how 'bout the way Breadman's playing? The way he controls that puck, it's really amazing, isn't it?'
Larry Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Leon: I was in a three-way, shit got messy, and I got 'We Too-ed.'
Leon Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Leon: Know what's even better? Fucking in mud.
Leon Escalation Character Comedy Callback Susie · Larry: You're a walking fucking virus, Larry! Let me tell you something! You're the virus! Injecting yourself into everybody's lives! You're the virus! You're the virus!
Larry: I have a fantastic aura! Jeff, don't I have a good aura? A great aura. I have a great... It's an epic aura. I have a Hall of Fame aura.
Larry Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Larry: I would rather be all those things than the tattletale you are. You had to tell Cheryl I like to have sex on the floor?
Larry Character Comedy Callback Callback Susie: You cold-hearted, COVID-carrying cocksucker!
Susie Escalation Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Chunhua: Somebody in this house order massage. Open gate or I leave, and you pay me.
Chunhua: Bruce, only me and reflection. No, Bruce, only me and reflection. Take photo! Take photo, you dumb, bald man.
Bruce Springsteen fan: You gave Bruce COVID, you psycho! You ruined the tour. I had front row seats. It was my last chance to see him.
Lorenzo: One of my guys had sex with a waitress on the floor. Health department found out, and then, boom, we got a C.
Lorenzo Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Lorenzo: What kind of asshole doesn't want to cuddle after sex? That's what separates us from animals. We're not two badgers fucking in the woods.
Lorenzo Escalation Observational ★ Rewatch Callback Lorenzo: There's never an excuse not to cuddle. That guy is a straight up sick fuck.
Lorenzo Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Larry: I only did it in my house. He's doing it in restaurants.
Larry Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Larry: It's sad to think that there might be a guy out there who has sex on the floor... And I'm never gonna meet him.
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