Leela meets Alkazar, who claims to be the only other remaining cyclops in the universe. But when Alkazar invites Leela back to his home planet and treats her like a slave, Fry suspects that something is amiss.
WAR
2.9
Wins Above Replacement
“A Bicyclops Built For Two” ranks #137 of 137 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 63.9 — Weak. The episode packs 41 scored jokes at 2.8 per minute, averaging 6.3 on craft and 5.8 on impact, with Fry landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Fry: My God! Four identical castles! Each more identical than the last!
Fry Wordplay/Pun Absurdist ★ Rewatch Leela: Are you real, or am I seeing single?
Leela Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Five-eyed alien: Why you are so late for our wedding? And why you have only one eye?
Professor: Several years ago, I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through!
Bender: I don't know. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've stolen enough.
Bender Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Standout Moments
Leela: Are you real, or am I seeing single?
Leela Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: My God! Four identical castles! Each more identical than the last!
Fry Wordplay/Pun Absurdist ★ Rewatch Five-eyed alien: Why you are so late for our wedding? And why you have only one eye?
All Jokes — 41 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Professor: Several years ago, I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through!
Fry · Professor: It smells like burning monkey. Oh? I guess when you're around it all day, you stop noticing.
Fry: My God! It's full of ads!
Fry Observational Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Leela · Bender: That's me! No, it isn't! I just took some pictures of your face and put them on someone else's body.
Bender: $9.95 a minute. You're a dollar naughtier than most.
Bender Wordplay/Pun Observational Fry: How about them Knicks?
Fry Awkward Silence Cringe/Discomfort Fry · Bender · Zoidberg: A woman? I'm scared! Thanks to the Internet, I'm bored with sex. Is the space pope reptilian?
Professor · Fry: We call it a video game. Video game, you say? Well, golly gee! You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.
Zoidberg: The doctor is in! The doctor is out.
Zoidberg Physical/Slapstick Setup/Punchline Fry: Gotcha! I won! I'm the greatest!
Fry Misdirection Character Comedy Fry Deadpan/Understatement Cringe/Discomfort Bender: Too bad it's a dump.
Bender Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Fry Misdirection Observational Alcazar: After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun.
Alcazar Observational Setup/Punchline Bender: Any artwork of her from the back?
Bender Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Fry: Is that like a cemetery? Because I have to pee.
Fry Cringe/Discomfort Misdirection Leela: Of course. If anything, I'm more impressed
Leela Deadpan/Understatement Irony/Sarcasm Bender: I'm gonna need to make some room!
Bender Visual Gag Character Comedy Alcazar · Leela: How far away, do you think? A trillion miles?
Leela: Alcazar, I used to be a baby. It might have been me!
Leela Observational Character Comedy Alcazar: I'm still not following you.
Alcazar Deadpan/Understatement Cringe/Discomfort Fry: Yeah, they'll come in handy if I need to cover any tiny manholes.
Fry Setup/Punchline Observational Zoidberg: Leela's experiencing a woman's greatest joy, worshiping a lowlife jerk.
Alcazar: They were giving it away on the corner. Just like you, Leela.
Alcazar Setup/Punchline Cringe/Discomfort Anonymous friend: You go, girl!
Alcazar: Jeez, Leela! Twice in one day? I'm not Superman!
Alcazar Cringe/Discomfort Dark/Subversive Leela: If it's obvious to you, with your learning disability, of course I knew!
Leela Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Alcazar: Hey, everyone, jam a sock in your spit faucets.
Alcazar Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Leela: No! No! Yes! I will!
Leela Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Fry · Bender: Animals go in the corner. Why didn't I think of that?
Bender: I don't know. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've stolen enough.
Bender Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Bender: I love stealing I love taking things
Bender Callback Character Comedy Callback Wedding officiant: Saving a race of one-eyed monsters? Who could object to that?
Minister: Do you, Leela, copy and paste his response, till death do you part?
Minister Observational Meta/Self-Referential Alcazar: I needed five weirdos to scrub my five castles.
Alcazar Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Leela: If you can change form, why not change it in the one place that counts?
Leela Setup/Punchline Cringe/Discomfort Professor: I mean, how many planets can there be?
