A Bicyclops Built For Two

Professor:Several years ago, I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through!

Fry · Professor:It smells like burning monkey. Oh? I guess when you're around it all day, you stop noticing.

Fry:My God! It's full of ads!

Leela · Bender:That's me! No, it isn't! I just took some pictures of your face and put them on someone else's body.

Bender:$9.95 a minute. You're a dollar naughtier than most.

Fry:How about them Knicks?

Fry · Bender · Zoidberg:A woman? I'm scared! Thanks to the Internet, I'm bored with sex. Is the space pope reptilian?

Professor · Fry:We call it a video game. Video game, you say? Well, golly gee! You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.

Zoidberg:The doctor is in! The doctor is out.

Fry:Gotcha! I won! I'm the greatest!

Fry:Kicked your ass.

Bender:Too bad it's a dump.

Fry:Lazy sculptor.

Leela:Are you real, or am I seeing single?

Alcazar:After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun.

Bender:Any artwork of her from the back?

Fry:Is that like a cemetery? Because I have to pee.

Leela:Of course. If anything, I'm more impressed

Bender:I'm gonna need to make some room!

Alcazar · Leela:How far away, do you think? A trillion miles?

Leela:Alcazar, I used to be a baby. It might have been me!

Alcazar:I'm still not following you.

Fry:Yeah, they'll come in handy if I need to cover any tiny manholes.

Zoidberg:Leela's experiencing a woman's greatest joy, worshiping a lowlife jerk.

Alcazar:They were giving it away on the corner. Just like you, Leela.

Anonymous friend:You go, girl!

Alcazar:Jeez, Leela! Twice in one day? I'm not Superman!

Leela:If it's obvious to you, with your learning disability, of course I knew!

Alcazar:Hey, everyone, jam a sock in your spit faucets.

Leela:No! No! Yes! I will!

Fry · Bender:Animals go in the corner. Why didn't I think of that?

Bender:I don't know. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've stolen enough.

Bender:I love stealing I love taking things

Fry:My God! Four identical castles! Each more identical than the last!

Wedding officiant:Saving a race of one-eyed monsters? Who could object to that?

Minister:Do you, Leela, copy and paste his response, till death do you part?

Five-eyed alien:Why you are so late for our wedding? And why you have only one eye?

Alcazar:I needed five weirdos to scrub my five castles.

Pig alien:He's a saint!

Leela:If you can change form, why not change it in the one place that counts?

Professor:I mean, how many planets can there be?