Bender uncovers the mysteries of the vast Momazon corporation.
WAR
69.7
Wins Above Replacement
“Related To Items Youve Viewed” ranks #31 of 137 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 81.4 — Elite. The episode packs 81 scored jokes at 4.2 per minute, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Bender landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Fry: Oh no! So we're trapped here in the universe forever?
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Professor: Everything will be exactly as bad as it's always been.
Professor Deadpan/Understatement Observational ★ Rewatch Fry · Computer: Ow! - Slap recognized.
Bender: I can take a hint! But what I can't take is a straightforward request.
Bender Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Professor: The warehouse smell is tremendously redshifted!
Standout Moments
Fry · Computer: Ow! - Slap recognized.
Fry: Oh no! So we're trapped here in the universe forever?
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Professor: Everything will be exactly as bad as it's always been.
Professor Deadpan/Understatement Observational ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 81 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Fry · Bender: It's a broom, Bender. Today's a big day, and I want the place to look nice for Leela.
Bender: Ah, just like the loverly black snow of old London.
Bender Observational Character Comedy Fry: Fry's stammering breakdown trying to express feelings
Fry Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender: Hey, that's the vase I keep my cabbages in!
Bender Callback Absurdist Callback Bender: Oh ho! Let the judgmenting begin.
Bender Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Bender: That tiny closet is my room!
Bender Setup/Punchline Visual Gag Fry: Oh yeah. They have all the top slightly misspelled brands.
Fry Observational Setup/Punchline Fry: No wait! There's free shipping on a thousand.
Fry Observational Escalation Leela: Wow. Fast delivery.
Leela Reaction Beat Visual Gag Fry: Right. Don't wanna get mud on the cabbages.
Fry Callback Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Zoidberg: Hey! You aren't the only ones who live here!
Bender: I can take a hint! But what I can't take is a straightforward request.
Bender Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Bender: But now, I'm like the third wheel on a tricycle that used to have two wheels!
Bender Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Fry · Bender: That's a bicycle. - You're a bicycle!
Professor: Yes, yes, the company cares deeply about your insert problem here.
Professor Meta/Self-Referential Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Professor: We can barely even afford these single-use pointin' sticks!
Leela · Professor: What kind of crap? - Bull.
Bender: We know you have cheaper, faster, better options.
Bender Irony/Sarcasm Observational Moon farmer: Their warehouse is ruining the moon's natural ugliness.
Moon farmer: If you'd care to join us, y'all'd fit in right natural with a room full of toothless rubes.
Moon farmer: There'll be 300 of us and 18 teeth.
Robot daughter: Don't worry, Pa! We done took jobs in the warehouse! You've been an amazing dad.
Meeting organizer: Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here.
Moon farmer: Why don't you go to hell and be a part of that community?
Mom · Farmer · Another farmer: Financial remuneration. - That's just a bribe. - It is? Hear her out!
Mom: Always listening... Always watching... But also respecting your privacy because privacy comes first.
Mom Irony/Sarcasm Observational Moon farmer: Goshdarn it, I never could stay mad at no one what gives me free stuff.
Leela: That warehouse is hiding nightmares beyond horror. Love the return policy though.
Leela Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mom: Yes. They're much better than unions. I-I mean humans.
Mom Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive Bender: This way to the exit. Thank you for visiting Momazon. And stay out!
Bender: Plus, they let you pee in a bottle.
Leela · Bender: Since when do you need to pee? - I don't need to.
Invasa: Here are some grandfather Crocs.
Invasa: Here is a grandfather box. Order within six minutes for next-day burial.
Invasa Dark/Subversive Escalation Invasa · Fry · Leela: Decorative lamp. - No... Well, actually, we could use a lamp. Maybe this one. - Maybe this one. Maybe both.
Bender: Crazy-ass box. Got it.
Bender Character Comedy Observational Bender: Diarrhea medicine? Better pack this one with extra tape for privacy.
Bender Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Walt: And the Department of Commerce also went out of business.
Larry: where people pay a fortune for free shipping, and also get TV shows for some reason.
Larry Observational Irony/Sarcasm Mom: Shut up! I was talking to Invasa.
Mom Misdirection Character Comedy Walt · Mom: Slap balm? Why would we need... Ow!
Walt Mom Setup/Punchline Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch Callback Mom · Invasa: Who's a smart speaker? - Is it me? Yep. Yep. Nope. Aw yeah! Look at me go!
Hedonismbot: Debauchery, sir, in the middle of a shift? Heaven forfend!
Mom: But, Bender, you are home.
Mom Dark/Subversive Setup/Punchline Robots: There's no place like work.
Fry · Leela: They're for my egg-shaped friends! - Those guys aren't your friends! They're bums!
Leela: We have seven to choose from.
Leela Escalation Visual Gag Callback Invasa: Would you like to order erotic scented massage oil, or fuzzy handcuffs?
Invasa Cringe/Discomfort Observational Invasa · Fry: Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard. - You don't have a keyboard. Would you like to order a keyboard?
Bender: Help me, from Bender
Bender Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Fry: Bender would never joke about diarrhea!
Fry Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Invasa: A robot walks into a bar and says... Help me!
Invasa Misdirection Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Mom: What kinda threat is that? Everybody knows I'm evil.
Mom Character Comedy Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Mom · Computer: Does this feel like my regular slap? Yes!
Invasa: This is no longer a fulfillment center. It's a self-fulfillment center!
Professor: This is fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!
Leela · Professor: Wait! Where's the dome? - It grew past us. We're inside. I knew we could do it!
Bender: Yeah, that's right. You'd better float away gradually!
Bender Character Comedy Escalation Leela: we also have some very confused werewolves.
Leela Escalation Observational Fry · Mom: Is it Invasa? - I'm not even gonna dignify that with a slap.
Fry Mom Callback Character Comedy Callback Leela Running Gag Character Comedy Mom: like recording our customers in the shower.
Mom Dark/Subversive Escalation Invasa: What the hell is money?
Mom: You know? Never mind. Uh, just keep doing what you're doing.
Mom Escalation Character Comedy Professor: Then, mathematically, at least 10 of them must be Bender.
Invasa: Make a slight left, then... swerve right suddenly! In 100 feet, turn up.
Leela: Ugh! It always makes you turn where there's no traffic light.
Leela Observational Callback Computer · Bender: four, five? - What's happening? Why are you counting like me?
Professor: Sweet vampire Moses.
Professor Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Multiple characters: Doomed! - I go next. Doomed!
Fry: Although on the upside, their deliveries will be even faster now.
Fry Irony/Sarcasm Observational Professor: It's always something.
Professor Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Professor · Fry · Professor: I warned you this would happen! - You said global warming! - I said climate crisis!
Fry: The one with the onion rings!
Fry Character Comedy Observational Professor: The warehouse smell is tremendously redshifted!
Leela: Just kept the empty boxes. And the cardboard is actually much sturdier.
Leela Observational Escalation Leela · Bender: What stuff? - Me! I'm my own stuff, baby.
Bender: Working in a tight-knit collaborative team made me realize I hate being part of a team!
Bender Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm 