After Bender sells an NFT representing the "Concept of Bender", he feels lost and returns to his ancestral village in Mexico to rediscover himself.
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“The One Amigo” ranks #13 of 170 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 84.0 — Elite. The episode packs 70 scored jokes at 3.9 per minute, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.8 on impact, with Bender landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Bender: Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little romance in an orgy.
Bender Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender: No. She was a religious fundamentalist. Plus she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.
Bender Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ben · Professor: I never knew my father. It's not important.
Fry: You okay, ma'am? I think your soda water broke.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline Bender: Damn it, I love that little guy so much! I'd sacrifice any four of you if it would help him bend even a little!
Bender Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 70 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Bender: Step away from the car and no one gets hurt! Ow! To the employment cave!
Bender Physical/Slapstick Absurdist Amy: Whoa, whoa, there, girl. Go on now! Get on back to Paraguay!
Amy Visual Gag Absurdist ★ Rewatch Leela · Fry: We're being eaten by a giant spider! There's no time for that! The Professor needs us!
Fry: What is it?! I'm on the edge of my butt!
Fry Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Professor · Bender: soda machine! (all cheering) You undersold it, Professor!
Fry: Look, it has Slurm Loco! It's the extremiest!
Bev: Hey, what can I get y'all?
Bev Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Bev: Y'all can't drink at work! This ain't a sawmill!
Bev Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bev: I call myself 'Bev.' And if you're looking for a smelly old can of booze, go look in the mirror.
Bev Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Fry: And one more to wash that Slurm taste out of my mouth.
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy Bender: I was wondering who Shrekked in the toilet.
Bender Wordplay/Pun Observational Bev: Cut me some slack, preacher. I'm just a coal grinder's daughter trying to stay off the pole.
Bev Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Bev: With that big ol' caboose, it'd have to be a telephone pole!
Bev Setup/Punchline Physical/Slapstick Callback Bev · Bender: Well, I guess a fella's gotta talk big when he's sportin' a little shriveled-up antenna like that. What?! For your information, 'madam,' it's a grower, not a show-er!
Bender: My antenna's fine. It's just fine. Ladies can't get enough Bender.
Bender Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Callback Bender: Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little romance in an orgy.
Bender Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: Just sitting here turning quarters into urine.
Fry Observational Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Robot prostitutes: We don't gotta put up with this. We got Poli Sci degrees.
Robot prostitute: Hot. I could bake a potato in my cleavage.
Bev: I ain't makin' drinks for no trashy robo-sluts.
Bev Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Robot prostitute: Trashy? At least I don't put out for quarters.
Bender: All right, I've been waiting all day for an excuse to hit a lady.
Bender Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Bev · Bender: You try it, and I'll bash your face in. Ooh, I'm so scared, No-Arms.
Leela: You're glowing like the Human Torch on prom night.
Leela: Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky coast somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
Leela Observational Callback Callback Fry: Nice, hate me because of the brightness of my skin.
Fry: You okay, ma'am? I think your soda water broke.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline Fry: My God! Bev just had a baby in my cup!
Fry Visual Gag Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Leela: Aw, he's so cute. Wait. No, he isn't.
Leela Reaction Beat Deadpan/Understatement Ben: Wipe my tiny metal ass!
Ben Character Comedy Absurdist Amy Cringe/Discomfort Observational Callback Bender: Are you telling me the stuff we did in private, and also twice on the sidewalk, made a baby robot? How?!
Bender Character Comedy Escalation Bender: No. She was a religious fundamentalist. Plus she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.
Bender Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Leela · Everyone: No one here will laugh at you for not knowing where robot babies come from. (all laughing) We don't know either.
Bender · Narrator: Hey, he looks like me! His hideous appearance is a by-product...
Narrator: After beer and hot wings at a local gas station, the two enjoy intimate time behind a Dumpster.
Narrator: The best he can do is Francine. (buzzer sounds)
Narrator: Let's watch, aroused, as Gerald's antenna uploads a binary file to Francine's internal drive.
Narrator Absurdist Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Narrator: Except masturbation. That's just wrong.
Leela: Relax, Bender. No one would let you near a child. Bev will get custody, and you'll be a deadbeat Dad who never even bothers to know his own son.
Bender · Leela: (sniffles): You really think so? I know so. You're absolutely horrible in every way. You're sweet, Leela.
Bender · Hermes: So here's my certificate of abandonment drawn up by our notary! That'll be ten bucks.
Bev: Damn baby's drivin' me crazy! He won't stop giggling no matter how much I scream at him!
Bev Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Bev: I still got womanly needs! Who's gonna look twice at me with this dirty leech hangin' off my dairy nozzle?
Bev Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender: I left my window open, and moths got in. I swear, if I wasn't such a great Dad, I'd grab his ugly little neck and...
Bender Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Bender: Ben'! Ben'! He loves bending, just like me. Aw, I'm gonna call him Ben... after the first half of me... Bender.
Bender Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Ben · Bender: Bend it like it called you poo-poo-face! It called me what?!
Bender · Ben: - Leela was wrong! - Leela was wrong!
Ben: But my mommy had no arms! Does that mean I can never be a bender?
Ben Character Comedy Callback Callback Professor: I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck.
Bender · Professor: Don't tell my son what he can and can't do! You may know what's in his head, but you don't know what's in his heart! - There's no slot in there either. - I said shut up!
Ben: I'd like to thank the Preacherbot for the introduction and also for not circumcising me again, am I right? Twice was enough.
Ben Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender: (sniffs) I could take him or leave him.
Bev · Hermes: I'm back for my son! I've come to take him and leave with him! She beat you to both things.
Bev · Bender: Well, I'm still less unfitter than you. - Says who?! - Says this document you gave me when you tried to abandon Ben first!
Bender: That doesn't prove I'm an unfit parent! I was drunk and violent when I signed that!
Bender Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Bender: For a guy who's not too bright, you're too damn bright! Now, get out! And don't come back until someone finds a use for a million-watt idiot!
Bender Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Callback Bender: That's it, Fry! For a guy who's not too bright, you're too damn bright! Now, get out! And don't come back until someone finds a use for a million-watt idiot!
Ben · Bev: Mom, will I ever get to see Dad again? No, he died yesterday. Rust monsters ate his face. Sweet dreams!
Ben Bev Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Smitty: You're under arrest for kidnapping and burning raccoons without a permit!
Smitty Absurdist Escalation Callback Bender · Ben: - There's a dam! - Damn! - There's a grate! - Great!
Ben · Bender: Yeah, this ain't gonna happen. Is that even necessary?
Leela: I'm amazed someone who dispenses such warm soda, could be so coldhearted!
Leela Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline Leela: I'm gonna buy a drink just so I can throw it in your face!
Fry · Bev: You got knocked up by a police officer while he was looking for your kidnapped child? Sure did! I still got it.
Fry Bev Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender: Damn it, I love that little guy so much! I'd sacrifice any four of you if it would help him bend even a little!
Bender Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Professor: He'd be able to bend, but he'd lose all his memories. He wouldn't even remember who you are.
Ben · Bender: Dad, are you crying? No! I said with the mouth you're looking at.
Ben · Professor: I never knew my father. It's not important.
Bender · Fry: It's just not possible to get you to bending school this year. Or is there?
Bender Fry Setup/Punchline Callback ★ Rewatch Callback