Character Analysis
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
Played by Ben Schwartz
73 jokes across 23 episodes of Parks and Recreation
21.8
73
7.0
6.7
Character Comedy
Jean-Ralphio delivers 73 scored jokes across 23 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 21.8. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jean-Ralphio Lines
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:Do you want to know how we make money? By literally printing our own money
Jean-Ralphio:Judge gave me two ankle bracelets. Said it was the first time he ever had to do that. Ja boy's a question on the bar exam! Ya heard!
Jean-Ralphio:No way. Yesterday, if you would have asked me, I would've said no, but thank God, my grandfather just died, so I am flush with cash!
Jean-Ralphio:Jean-Ralphio's story about waiting outside the wrong woman's house for five days and still getting to 'third base, over the pants'
Jean-Ralphio:I made my money the old-fashioned way. I got run over by a Lexus
All Jokes — 42 total
Jean-Ralphio:Two, who is that hot intern chick out there? Because honestly, damn!
Jean-Ralphio:No, we just thought it'd be funny to see April doing physical labor.
Jean-Ralphio:Just chillaxin' like your new bro, Andy. Yeah. Wanna play some Hacky Sack later, maybe listen to Blues Traveler?
Jean-Ralphio:No way. Yesterday, if you would have asked me, I would've said no, but thank God, my grandfather just died, so I am flush with cash!
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:Also, sorry about your grandpa. No worries. He was a dick.
Jean-Ralphio:I don't get anything until I'm 50, which is a waste, 'cause I'm gonna be a billionaire in Costa Rica by then, eating dolphins and hanging out with lady singers.
Jean-Ralphio:Step three, I dagger you on the dance floor. Just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Now, all the ladies say it Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Jean-Ralphio:Jean-Ralphio's story about waiting outside the wrong woman's house for five days and still getting to 'third base, over the pants'
Jean-Ralphio:Joke, Vince Vaughn quote, obviously. Swingers Crashers? Fred Claus. Talk about Andy's ex-girlfriends. Quote from Love Actually. Hold back your tears. Pause. Drop the microphone. Get out of that bitch.
Jean-Ralphio:I made my money the old-fashioned way. I got run over by a Lexus
Jean-Ralphio:Do you want to get run over? Because I know a guy. Super gentle. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents.
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:I got it. What are you amazing at? I know it. We both know it, let's just say it at the same time. Creating spectacles. ...spectacles.
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:Entertainment 7Twenty... 'Cause you're willing to go around the world twice for your clients. That is unbelievable!
Jean-Ralphio:Hope you brought a change of clothes. 'Cause your eyes are about to piss tears. You nasty.
Jean-Ralphio · Tom:I'm Thelma, you're Louise. You can't die full of regret. Why don't you live your life like that cow from the video? He was a horse. Yeah.
Jean-Ralphio · Tessa:I saw her sweating real sexy on the StairMaster at Bally's. I need petty cash. My iPhone cover's gross and I need to get a new one.
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:Why do we keep our petty cash in a clear plastic toilet bowl? I don't know, maybe 'cause we're... Flush with cash
Jean-Ralphio:We may not have any clients yet, but we're about to blow up. First you set up the pond, then you reel in the fish.
Jean-Ralphio:Your name is Angelo. Angelo, thank you so much for coming out. Get a thicker tie. It looks weird on you. Makes your head look like a fish
Jean-Ralphio:Lastly, I hate the name Angelo. I'm gonna switch it up for you right now. Your new nickname is Jell-O Shot
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:Do you want to know how we make money? By literally printing our own money
Jean-Ralphio:We promote the company by going to clubs and tossing the bills in the air and screaming... Free money!
Jean-Ralphio:Are we calling everybody 'baby' now? Because honestly, I love that. Are we saying 'Snapple' anytime we think something's dope? 'Cause I love that, baby
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:Don't forget to grab a free iPad on your way out. He didn't even grab one
Tom · Jean-Ralphio:You started out with $450,000. Entertainment 720 is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster, and Ask Jeeves.
Jean-Ralphio:So what's next, Tommy Davidson? I say we invest our 10 large, and then I accidentally get run over by a city bus, and we start our own hip hop label.
Jean-Ralphio:Because I'm in like Lara Flynn Boyle from The Practice.
Jean-Ralphio:Diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, swag.
Jean-Ralphio:I actually forgot they ever dated. I was trying to hit that.
Jean-Ralphio:B-b-b-b-Ben-jammin'!
Jean-Ralphio:When she rips it off, she smiles, and it makes you feel things. Throw my name, I get a referral discount.
Jean-Ralphio · Ben:Are you nuts? This is probably the first time you've had off since you've been kid president. True or false? True.
Jean-Ralphio:If you don't love what you do... Then why do it? Then she ripped the hair from my b-hole.
Jean-Ralphio:So I have no idea what you're talking about. Don't know what Quickbooks are.
Jean-Ralphio · Boss:You want to talk about spreading and sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your-- You're fired!
Mona-Lisa · Jean-Ralphio:Yeah. It's mine. / Lemony snicket.
Jean-Ralphio · Tom:She's the worst. You dodged a bullet, baby. Congratulations. Thanks.
Jean-Ralphio:Did someone call for a party zoo?
Jean-Ralphio:Judge gave me two ankle bracelets. Said it was the first time he ever had to do that. Ja boy's a question on the bar exam! Ya heard!
Jean-Ralphio:Judge gave me two ankle bracelets. Said it was the first time he ever had to do that. Ja boy's a question on the bar exam! Ya heard!
Jean-Ralphio:All right, so we got a four-way going with my ex, my brother, and this rando? Okay, if that's where the night is going.
Jean-Ralphio:Judge gave me two ankle bracelets. Said it was the first time he ever had to do that. Ja boy's a question on the bar exam! Ya heard!