Homer, Grampa, Apu and Flanders travel to Canada to buy sorely needed prescription drugs with fake Canadian health-care cards.
WAR
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Wins Above Replacement
“Midnight Rx” ranks #508 of 552 The Simpsons episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 71.2 — Solid. The episode packs 61 scored jokes at 3.6 per minute, averaging 6.4 on craft and 6.3 on impact, with Homer landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Burns: Hang Smithers. I will stir heaven and earth to save you. It is always easier than explaining another my filing system.
Burns Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Nursing Home Administrator: Your pills have become very expensive. And as everyone is sheet you it was decided to let you die. For those who survive this night, Tomorrow morning there will be waffles.
Burns: It flew at an altitude of 2mètres, a distance of 1m50! Then it was discovered that the rain Starting in the flames. Then the Führer me fired.
Burns Escalation Dark/Subversive Moe: Thank you, I bought for my funeral. There is no rear, then I do not ask me back. I paid for a coffin Molton, I bong and blood want to feel it.
Moe Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Homer: M Burns made me a freelance consultant!
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Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Unknown Character: What? We can not sit on the couch without something happens?
Visitor: We drove 18 hours to come here. But on the other hand, this barrier is very sweet!
Homer · Marge: A feast! A feast! A feast! Homer, you work with these people. A little restraint. Moderation! Moderation! Moderation!
Homer · Burns: I am your supervisor. - Really? How do I do?
Lisa · Unknown: Lisa, Mr. Burns is the adult the sweetest I know. You know how many adults? Basically, he and Dad.
Moe: Thank you, I bought for my funeral. There is no rear, then I do not ask me back. I paid for a coffin Molton, I bong and blood want to feel it.
Moe Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Museum Display: type in a Burns giant head.
Burns: A wooden plane! It was time that trees are used to something. Rather than keep you planted straight as morons.
Burns Absurdist Character Comedy Burns: It flew at an altitude of 2mètres, a distance of 1m50! Then it was discovered that the rain Starting in the flames. Then the Führer me fired.
Burns Escalation Dark/Subversive Unknown · Marge: And we can use toilets of the future. Homer was a reactor!
Burns: Entering into force immediately the coverage plan Social workers ... ... Is abolished! Year after year, the health service ... bla bla bla, forms of politeness, Out!
Burns Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Burns · Smithers: Fly, stupid! I tried to explain that this machine does not really flying. Smithers, he must believe!
Marge · Homer: He is married. Change of course Carole must be notified.
Homer · Marge: Think team 'Friends' looking for a new player? This series is not even broadcast! Gee, I have been perfect in the role Irish cousin of Rachel!
Homer: As long as I do not work more than 5h by day, without lifting heavy weight. No job at the church, nor as Father Christmas in the nuts ... With people who enjoy nudity.
Krusty: Children go to the pharmacy of your parents. And find the pills marked: Lithium dibromide. And send them to me. Now! Nobody likes Clown lunatics!
Krusty Dark/Subversive Cringe/Discomfort Chief Wiggum: I treat with Ralph pills from criminal evidence! I have desires smuggling mad!
Pfizer Cheerleaders: I like big buttocks, and I can not deny it.
Pharmaceutical Executive: And in these other countries, we sit the ground to eat insects. In which country? Have you ever visited Norway? No. Well, this is the case in Norway.
Nursing Home Residents: Wait, it's not a drug! is a cashew nut! I have a cork bottle. Mine flew.
Nursing Home Administrator: Your pills have become very expensive. And as everyone is sheet you it was decided to let you die. For those who survive this night, Tomorrow morning there will be waffles.
Grampa Simpson: I did not survive the 2nd World War and to die! I will fight! It is crazy, but do you want, it is young!
Grampa Simpson: The border? I should do remove my fingerprints. I could wear gloves. No, they are upstairs.
Homer · Canadian Border Guard: We're gringos come muchos dineros spend in your country. Beautiful! Welcome to Canada.
Sign text: (Now, without Celine Dion) (Veterans of a single War)
Homer · Johnny: It is good Johnny. Johnny thank you a thousand times. As a gift, here's a DVD player. What is ... Where there is syrup?
Homer: Canadian? Looking for a fight? Finally, I mean, just you see!
Homer Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Homer · Border Guard: I declare that you have the most beautiful brown eyes that are! And I think you hide ... a heart as big that our borders! Now déguerpissez! Grand crazy.
Border Guard · Homer: He had a passport? Yes ... for my heart.
Homer: I have pills to make you sleep, eliminate clot, copulating. In that order!
Homer Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Grampa Simpson: Look, the same D and for Dumbo Drop ... Incredibly, only three have never been purchased.
Patient: With Xanax, I am no longer anxious to be a Simpsons! I just afraid of being hooked the Xanax, but it made me forget.
Apu: My 8 babies make me crazy! they cough, sneezes, and make noise! They fear my concierge who dares get out!
Apu Character Comedy Escalation Apu: I do not even understand my bad jokes! I'm tired.
Apu Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy Homer: What did you do for me from giving me $ 5000 yesterday?
Homer Character Comedy Absurdist Flanders · Homer: If you let us come, I leave you Only 10 minutes with my squishy machine. You do what you want ... No camera?
Homer · Marge: I told her it was just courage to believe in a false God. I do not believe in one God. Rather, a super team of gods.
Marge · Homer: Where is she gone, ta super team? I'll tell you which is the true God, but only if you stay calm.
Canadian: Tabernacle! Ca c't'un criss' heap of pills! For a new Vietnam?
Canadian · Flanders: Say you want to draw a Taffe on my joint? It's legal here. I was warned that Satan would be charming. Here we go!
Canadian: No, no, it's homemade. Attention is even hotter a dispatch from Fox News. Wait, let me a t'enrouler wet towel around his head.
Canadian Observational Meta/Self-Referential Homer: My buttocks are huge when I'm handcuffed.
Homer Observational Character Comedy Homer: I am a big fat french stupid.
Homer Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Grampa Simpson: Fortunately, we have not put your name on the front!
Grampa Simpson: For the first time I can say without being drunk ... I am really proud of you!
Lisa: For the first time I can say without being drunk ... I am really proud of you!
Lisa Character Comedy Observational Grampa Simpson: It is illegal to drink on the road. But it went where? Let good ...
Smithers · Burns: Sir, my thyroid swells. Stop that! I need your throat for my speech.
Burns: Hang Smithers. I will stir heaven and earth to save you. It is always easier than explaining another my filing system.
Burns Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Burns: Katherine Hepburn! But no, poor fool! Burns is me. Follow me.
Burns Character Comedy Absurdist Burns: Finally, my plane has fulfilled its original goal ... Overturn U.S. laws!
Burns Character Comedy Callback Callback Burns: That's why you have balls snow, and the H-bomb!
Burns Absurdist Character Comedy Johnny: I always wanted to see a man with the IQ of a child to enforce by the government.
Johnny Character Comedy Observational Homer: Really? In America, is four times a week.
Homer Observational Dark/Subversive Burns: There is a 3 parachutes. It is for me ... And the other 2 are gifts for my nephews.
Burns Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Grampa Simpson · Homer: Homer, you're sure Learn steer it? I get both we have wings!
Police Officer · Homer: You are under arrest. For what reason? To have scared a policeman!
Patient · Chief Wiggum: Thanks to the pills immunisantes against the lactose I can drink Krusty the milkshake. Disgraceful!
Chief Wiggum · Lou: If you can not safe, join them! Chief, I watched in the manual. Many of your quotes did not appear at all.
Burns: Only my soul and my breath can save him.
Burns Character Comedy Absurdist Homer: M Burns made me a freelance consultant!
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