Everything Sunny All The Time Always

Hush, island baby / Tomorrow you'll shuck the cane / Your little fingers bloody / Prepare to be whipped

No, when she's ready, Dr. Kevorkian says we have to put her down. He's a very good pediatrician, but that is an unfortunate name.

No. Call back tomorrow. She has Babynomics at 11:00.

What are you doing? That's his urine. He is not well.

Conrad Bain once slapped me in a men's room.

Comencé a estudiar these, but then yo gave up.

Liz stabbed Jenna repeatedly.

You saw how flat Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars. I visualized all of that.

Well, I've taken Action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.

I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.

I've got a new life philosophy that I call 'Lizbeanism.' Well, I'm Liz, and obviously, my philosophy is simple, like a bean.

Because Lizbeanism means that I am a dike... against the rising waters of mediocrity.

I'm going to give you... one of my neckties.

Wait, who was the white guy in that?

having people pay you for the privilege of cutting your hair.

'Hot Blondes in Weird Places' initiative

I wish Liz Lemon would leave so I could go back to work. Oh! Ugh! What's pulling me? I want to stay here and keep boring Jack!

Great impression of a guy that sucks, Dotcom!

Smooth move, Ferguson.

I could have inside jokes that you're not a part of, for example, 'Hot feet' or 'Ask Melissa about it.'

You wouldn't expect a movie called 'Somewhere' to go absolutely nowhere.

Sometimes we use a song to move a story along / And explain it to you / 'Cause Liz is taking charge

Who's ready for Skype sex? No, no, no. This is the Liddy call.

I don't know why our daughter would be afraid of Reagan.

You people have too much money.

You people have too much money.

Bring back some throwing stars for Liddy

Do you want to watch me eat jelly beans... real slow? Yes.

and the delivery guy tripped, and then Mr. Griswald said, 'Smooth move, Ferguson.'

That story is not funny. Sir, you had to be there. Then I will be.

People of North Korea, it is your dear leader, Kim Jong-il, world's greatest golfer and movie director and best man at Tom Brady's wedding.

because she can't party as hard as we can.

because it's awesome and we have enough food.

Sir, if you say one more syllable, that's a haiku.

Don't go in there! Run, citizen!

President InterBush is out of the question.

'Me plus you equals frowny face.'

Use it to break into a special-effects warehouse to steal one.

Dotcom licks the subway steps.

Do you have access to horse semen?

Dotcom licks the subway steps.

But, Liz, I already have. Jack's wrong. No human is truly the master of his fate.

the wind rustling against my genitals. That's right, bags have genitals.

If you say no, I'll drown myself.

Was Dotcom standing that gay?

Death to the CIA! Let us all increase production of millet and sunflowers!

It was either that or play a rapping doorman in a Kate Hudson movie.

Smooth move, Ferguson.

I get it now! It's so funny! Everyone, laugh! Now, you sons of bitches!

I get it now! It's so funny! Everyone, laugh! Now, you sons of bitches!

his acting notes are often vague.

I'm a parrot.

She pays $1,000 an hour to do that with her trainer.

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

'Mars Attacks!' is awesome!

I'm gonna hang you in my kitchen and fill you with other bags! You will eat your family!

I told them it was my razor. I have to shave my legs with it, but they have an app for that.

Did you also call Sally Ride and her sister?

There, are you happy? You dropped a bomb, K! Continue!

'Smooth move, Ferguson' was just trying to fill a void because Mr. Slattery's political cartoons weren't cutting it. I can't draw hands.

No matter how much the gate is strait or who punishes the scrolls, I am the captain of my holes.

Avery is now married to Kim Jong-il's son, Kim Jong-un.

Mortality! Smooth move, Ferguson.

Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only.