Brooklyn Without Limits

Maybe later I can get a paps mirror from an old male doctor.

It's huge with all the young people. I mean... all the us.

Because before this was a clothing store, it was a mental hospital. It's winky and fun, Liz.

I swear to Kaballah monster.

Boy on the bottom, girl on the top.

O.M. God, those jeans are zing!

Or it's a club drug made from a tooth whitener. Either way you win.

No. Burn them. Burn them!

I was attacked in my apartment...

Making political hay out of the wheat field that is the NBC-Kabletown merger

What is that for? It just makes the screen go blue.

It's not your fault nobody watched America's next top black guy.

Bookman is obviously holding a gun to my head. And no matter what I do, she obviously wants me to fail. But if she loses... This isn't a conversation!

I thought you said you didn't need any more friends.

'Zing leg-tubes, Liz. Vunderhinder!

Gay Town, White Harlem, and the Van Beardswick section of Brooklyn

These jeans totally make up for all the times I took a long, hot shower because I was bored.

Make that all three of us. Jenna, a word. Specifically, the word 'talking.'

And I just learned about air quotes.

I talked about your movie with my therapist last week for 20 hours.

It's called Jenna Gets Hard.

HOFPA? - Yeah. - That's the Golden Globes. The second-most-important awards in Hollywood... After the People's Choice Awards... Where the fans are in charge.

Be bad at snapping. Got it.

You're asking me?

Actually, I go by Steve Austin. That way people see my name on ballots, they think I'm the wrestler, and they vote for me.

I don't join 'em, and I never get invited to 'em...Hint, hint.

Goo goo gaa gaa, Jack.

I will clean out Washington, like it's the bathroom of a paintball facility.

And if you're blind, I am the wrestler.

Can I take that in two weeks?

Dwarves, tiny buildings... Pizza bagels for lunch.

Or no government at all. If it works in Antarctica, why can't it work here?

What happens inside a man's own rain poncho at a minor league baseball game is his own business.

Goo goo gaa gaa.

Kenneth is our human Sushi platter

Lying perfectly still reminds me of hiding under our porch during a hill people rampage.

I should get a chafing dish and fill it with my underwear in case some Saudi guys show up.

You, the person who is still jealous of the attention baby Jessica got

I trust award shows. They tell me how much to care about different dead people.

sister, can you spare a breast?

Just like I did to my niece when she tried to sing at our family's Christmas party.

Me, silly. I'm more aware of what I'm doing.

Lemon, those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter.

You probably know me from the future, where I am the president of the United States.

My name is Steve Austin, and if you're senile, yes, I am the six-million dollar man!

I got a zappos box coming today, and there's nobody there to pick it up because my wife left me for my twin brother.

I walk around all day with a CIA tracking device in my pocket.

What is going on today? Has everyone lost their moral compass?

You're being awfully high and mighty for someone who once claimed her husband drowned so she could get out of a gym contract.

Technically, I am a freelancer, which is pretty much a modern-day cowboy.

Also by eating beans out of a can due to impatience.

But hey, it's not all bad, 'cause you get to watch me walk away.

Yeah, I know it's not a house, but I sleep there.

Like the political ones where you think there'll be no boobies, then bam! Boobies.

I think the better question is, what isn't an actor? A lamp. A couch. That mirror. Or a hidden pistol.

Now the only thing I use a football for is as a toilet.

Funny thing to happen to a guy named 'lucky.'

Hand me that shovel so I can dig a grave for her.

My generation never votes. It interferes with talking about ourselves all the time.

Brooklyn Zack. He throws pool parties in dumpsters.

they had sweatshops make them into messenger bags to sell to outer-borough idiots.

It's pronounced hond-made in oosa. The hond people are a vietnamese slave tribe, and USA is their island prison.

You know how they get the stitching so small? Orphans.

Brooklyn Zack is real. He just got back from Peru, where he met a family that's been making hats for 2,000 years.

The New York times is owned by NYT incorporated, which is owned by Altheon Ballistic Dynamics, which is owned by the Murdoch family, who are owned... By Halliburton.

Halliburton, bitch. So what?

Oh, so gay men can't be conservative? You're so 'norant. That's short for ignorant.

His great grandfather was Domingo Halliburton.

Perlman, isn't that last name Jew...

Maybe I'll add to it by making some mysterious sounds. - Oooooohhh... Yeeee-eeee... - I love it.

Your mother exploded.

That movie gave me drunk-in-the-bathtub face.

Like Anne Coulter's underwear.

♪ back it up, back it up ♪ ♪ and drop it like it's hot ♪ ♪ drop it like it's hot ♪ ♪ I will haunt your dreams ♪

I believe in Steve Austin and his plan to put a casino on the moon.

Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious.

Compromises are for lesser souls. Die, werewolf zombie!

I would hit that. - Too small.

Lesbian Mario brothers.

And I'm including 2008's turtleneck with smiley-face vest.

because in my shorteralls I found a bag of tastetations, a discontinued chocolate hard candy

I will never allow casinos on the moon!

♪ Ooga booga big ♪ ♪ ooga booga strong ♪ ♪ I am going to sing my ooga booga song ♪ ♪ ooga booga big ♪ ♪ ooga booga strong ♪

That's worse than the speech my grandpa made when my cousin married a Japanese girl.

Cake boy!

We should bring back slavery!

As God is my witness, we will build casinos on the moon!