Francesca "Frankie" Dart

My phone is vibrating, but it is in your office, which you didn't realize, when you started the fake phone call move.

In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi.

Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby?

Seems like this sandwich counter is consuming your happiness and converting it into burnt bread and debt.

Seems like this sandwich counter is consuming your happiness and converting it into burnt bread and debt.

Done, done, deloused. Appraised, defused, rebuilt. De-peanut buttered, debunked, spayed, neutered. Underway, resanctified, plunged, deported and exhumed.

I come from a big family of people who are literally insane. I moved down here to take care of one of them.

It's a movie apologizing for reality. And we are where? Reality. And what do people do here? They email Diane.

Abed, if you change your clothes one more time today, you're fired.

You had to drag Abed back in, and Abed deserves better.

Shut up, Leonard. I once mistook six people for you at a pharmacy.

You are old. And you deserve less, because of your age.

I'm, I'm better than this. Is a fart a livid fart from the butt of a lesser god.

Did Greendale need a virtual reality system? Like a hole in the head.

Is settings the volcano or the cobbler's workshop? It's a monastery.

You can do that by dragging it to the accessories and peripherals castle, and planting it in the printer driver.

I'm in bed, but I only rest half my brain at a time.

I was like 40. / I never really listened to music, when I was growing up. I was in my own world, but one day at work, I heard this sound.

Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed addict bound incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear.

I assume Change thinks I sound like distant explosions and crying babies, you know, he's unstable, right?

See what hope does? / Screw you, Frankie!

Victory. / You know, within the context of Greendale.

Somethings are silly and evil, like candy cigarettes. And remember when Flava Flav had that reality show? / I don't own a TV.

You hoped. / I hoped and it worked. / Hope points.

Can I be his assistant? / Not for money. / Can I be his friend? / Elroy Abed is your friend.

Well of course not. If you move them the mother won't come back. Keep up the good work.

They can't rape you, because their genitals will be hundreds of miles away.

They're iPads on sticks.

Did he steal a driver's ed simulator? Did he start an illegal game of solitaire on his face?

Shouldn't have worn that petard if you didn't want to be hoisted by it.

I guess I just assume that in the old days a petard was a special outfit like a leotard with a lot of fancy buckles and loops on it. And that rich people would wear them when they were feeling especially smug. But then poor people could tie a rope to one of the loops and hoist them up a pole and then let them dangle there as punishment for being cocky.

There's a janitor on it right now.

You told human resources I was a functional alcoholic.

You wretched, evasive little gremlin.

Speaking on that topic, Britta, this is all your fault and you're expelled.

I'm sorry for not asking people what they wanted before buying all the snacks for the trip. Think about it, it's the worst thing I've done on this trip. I've been nailing it.

This era is over. It was fun while it lasted, but now mommy's home.

A cold, off-putting incompatible person. The kind of person that turns a sleepover into a stoning.

Biblical, igneous, jagged, hateful, pointy, ninja rocks

One of my sisters as well, you know, one of them is deceased, and the other is mentally retarded.

Stop! Crazy, and racist, and terrible! I agree. You're being way too linear about this.

I think everyone should imagine their own personal version of season seven and not share it with anyone. And then maybe it'll come true. No cutting to any of them. If you cut to it, it won't come true.

You just stopped being a study group. I hereby pronounce you a community.