My Three Suns

Bender:Bender singing 'Going through the car wash' while apparently going through some kind of wash

Elzar:Elzar's cooking show mentions 'give it a blast from your spice weasel. Bam!'

Fry · Bender:Fry asks what Bender's watching, Bender denies cooking show and claims 'It was porno. Yeah, that's it!'

Leela · Bender:When Leela says she likes cooking too, Bender immediately calls her 'Pansy'

Fry:Fry complains 'You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!'

Leela:Leela points out Bender is 'a robot without a sense of taste'

Bender:Bender retorts 'I wouldn't talk about taste, wearing a lime-green tank top'

Alien vendor:'Z is better. It is two more than X.' regarding Z-ray vs X-ray

Alien vendor · Fry:Vendor warns Fry 'You're not in the 20th century. You don't know how things work' to which Fry responds 'I'm not a kid'

Fry · Aliens:Fry claims 'I grew up in this city. These are my people' then awkwardly greets aliens with 'What up?' 'Word.'

Fry:When told swamp root 'makes you irresistible to the opposite sex', Fry says 'That's ridiculous. I'll take two pounds'

Fry:About purple slug causing diarrhea, Fry says 'Either one is fine'

Fry · Organ dealer:The rapid-fire organ trading scene with lungs, gills, and 'Can't imagine why I would' need lungs

Professor · Fry:Professor's 'Good news' followed by Fry saying 'I don't like the sound of that!'

Professor:Professor's escalating zone descriptions: 'Death Zone', 'Zone of No Return', 'Galaxy of Terror'

Fry:After tasting Bender's salty cooking: 'That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted. I once ate a bowl of salt.'

Leela:Leela's extreme reaction to Bender's cooking: 'Oh, dear God!'

Bender:Bender's defensive 'The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose'

Fry:Fry burping after claiming innocence about drinking the emperor

Fry:Fry's logic: 'Chances were equally good it was an emperor'

Fry · Bender:Fry choosing Bender as prime minister: 'In your face, Gorgak'

Fry · Bender:Harem selection scene with Bender's reactions to Fry's choices

Bender:'They are mild. You're soaking in one right now.'

Flof:Flof's stand-up routine about people from different suns making different sounds

Fry:Fry's response about reign length: 'I knew you wouldn't ask unless it was really high or low'

Fry:Fry's mangled fable: grasshopper burying acorns while octopus watches TV, ending with octopus getting race car

Fry:Fry's coronation: 'What up?' instead of formal oath opening

Bender · Fry:Bender trying to make Fry cry: 'You're a pimple on society's ass! You'll never amount to anything!' Fry: 'I was emperor of a planet.'

Bender · Fry:Bender's existential attack: 'Everyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead.' Fry: 'These things happen.'

Bender · Fry:'There is no God, and your human ideals are laughable!' 'Phew! That's a load off my mind.'

Fry:Phew! That's a load off my mind

Bender:Bender's collect call: 'I won't give my name to you'

Emperor Bont:Bont's elaborate deception about Leela being dead followed by 'I said you were dead so he'd cry out the emperor'

Leela · Emperor Bont:Leela's confused response: 'What are you talking about?' followed by Bont's explanation

Everyone:Everyone helping Fry cry by hurting him

Someone · Amy:'How we doing, Amy?' 'We're 1/10 of the way there.'