One Is Silicon And The Other Gold

Announcer:Every other name was taken.

Fry · Announcer · Fry:Just another music festival. / Infyrno Fest is not just another music festival! / I was wrong, Bender!

Fry:We need tickets, fast. Can I buy 'em by just thinking about it?

Unknown:No. Why did you keep it a secret?

Professor:You had me at 'snooty'!

Bender:The atmosphere is pre-danked?

Professor:Hell no! So I demand a senior discount!

Fry · Leela · Fry · Leela:But you love things like this. / I do? / No. I was trying to trick you. / Good try, buddy.

Bender:New friend? Does she live in a shoe?

Leela:Ugh.

Leela · Chelsea:He made me a bracelet out of spaghetti once. / He's a keeper!

Unknown:A potty! That's the thing I need to go.

Unknown · Robot:I'll just pee on this tree. / I'll just pee on this human.

Festival Worker:Yo, no oxygen either. Atmosphere truck broke down.

Crew · Crew:Where is it? / Ew! Not cool.

Bender · Food Worker:I'll have a small cup of gazpacho, the fig and goat cheese salad, five whole turkeys, and a baked Alaska. / Here's your bologna sandwich.

Amy · Food Worker:I'll have the prime rib, seared scallops, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, and two dozen cream puffs. / Here's your bologna sandwich.

Fry · Food Worker:I'll have a bologna sandwich. / Sorry, we're out of bologna.

Festival Worker · Bender:I got them to stay by promising them the last slice of bologna. / You bastard.

Audience Member:Hang on a second. I'm not ready to rock.

Zoidberg:That's the best damn show I ever saw!

News Reporter:At least those hipsters died slowly.

Bender:Nobody's okay. Everybody's hurt.

Hermes · Amy:Oh, no, wait. Those are only $5.98 a minute. / There were some of those too, and you weren't even here!

Bender:They call me!

Amy · Bender:How embarrassing! / For Chelsea!

Fry:Good one.

Bender:I like to cuddle. You never asked!

Bender · Someone:More like bore club! / Nice!

Chelsea · Chelsea:It's awfully knock-knock joke based. / Yeah, 78.2%, actually.

Leela:I know a lot of animal riddles.

LaBarbara:Get out, ya testostaroons!

Bender:Like helping a friend evict some raccoons from his dumpster.

Vyolet:Edgar Allan Poo, H.G. Smells, and George R.R. Martin.

Phoebe:I like true crime, 'cause it gives me ideas.

Leela:Did you know a marmot once stopped voter fraud in Idaho?

Amy:Maybe we can look stupid together? Doy!

Bender · Bender:With black jack! And hookers! / In fact, forget the books.

LaBarbara · LaBarbara:Most of the jacket. / I got as far as, 'It's a literary tour de...'

Unknown:You can smoke what you pick! I mean, eat what you pick.

Zoidberg:Feh! Needs ketchup.

Unknown:There were only three people in the book, and two of them were the Adventure Boys.

Leela:I'm taking a red top in case I spill burgundy, white for chardonnay, and paisley in case I barf!

Leela · Chelsea:For what? You're a chatbot. / Chatbots can shop!

Unknown · Hedonismbot:You have a family? / God no.

Hedonismbot · Amy:Clothing optional. / Optional? Then I guess I'll wear some.

Hedonismbot · Unknown:I like them plump and juicy! / I know you're not talking about grapes, but me not sure what you are talking about.

Hedonismbot:and climaxing in the 300-liter Jabbathazzar.

Hedonismbot:Oh, to be one of those grapes, bursting in ecstasy!

Amy:We get it! You're a dirty old couch.

Hedonismbot · Hedonismbot:It's got a crew of six. / Their sailor suits really float my boat.

Hedonismbot:This place has every amenity except insurance.

Amy:I was expecting Of Mice and Men to be about a man-mouse hybrid.

Leela:The Bronx Zoo.

Unknown:Can't shmant! How's he gonna know?

Unknown:You're weirding us out, Leela.

Leela · Leela:And now, here I am, with five of the most / female friends you are!

Phoebe/Chelsea:Pretty quick actually, she hasn't mentioned you once.

Zoidberg:Humanity? I thought it was a sea cucumber.

Unknown:It's juicy.

Zoidberg · Zoidberg:I'm a doctor. / Stand back, while I deliver the French kiss of life.

Zoidberg:And a note of sour plum.

Bender · Others:That's a lousy name! Right, Brothers of the Book? / Yeah, lousy. Terrible name.

Unknown:I wouldn't serve this swill to Zoidberg.

Unknown:I'll take another glass of Phoebe.

Bender:The good one!

Phoebe:The embalmer was even more surprised.

Leela:I don't care if you're a robot. I'm not picky.

Unknown:Now how is that any clearer?

Leela:This better not still be costing $5.99 a minute.

Chelsea/Phoebe:Actually, since there's two of us, it's $11.98 a minute.

Chelsea/Phoebe:I know. They were all me.

Chelsea/Phoebe:Yes! Make me your common enemy. Your friendship will be iron-clad.

Chelsea/Phoebe:Another job well done.