Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love

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Fry:Now this is progress: A self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog

Fry:Let's just pray I have the energy to get another beer

Bender:What is this, the Middle Ages?

Leela · Bender:You've become a fat sack of crap. - Sack?

Leela:Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't close

Bender:And that doesn't make sense

Bender:For some reason, I'm frisky as a squid on Tuesday

Zoidberg:Crustaceans don't like steam. I'll work out with the Nautilus

Amy · Zoidberg:What up, Dr. Z? - Yo, yo. What's up? Give up the rock!

Fry:Co-ed steam rooms. I love the future

Leela · Fry:You're in the women's steam room. - Ah, futuristic

Leela:Look what life was like before genetic engineering. The poor 20th-century women

Woman · Fry:Hey, handsome. Have room for two? - You wish

Fry:Hey, Leela, look who's the super stud

Leela:Someone must have turned down the gravity

Amy · Zoidberg:What's that jazz on your head? - Enough questions. More weight!

Amy:Maybe you could do more reps with less weight

Fry:Looks like Zoidberg's finally coming out of his shell! Get it?

Someone · Zoidberg:Is there a doctor in the gym? - I'm a doctor!

Amy:Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight times, shame on me

Amy · Bender:Maybe he has a parasite. - Maybe he is one

Bender:It's sad when a friend goes nuts...and you have to have a clambake and cook him

Professor · Zoidberg:Much better. You can remove these. - I'll do it

Leela · Zoidberg:Look out! - Moron!

Zoidberg:Give it to me straight. Is it fin rot? It's fin rot, isn't it?

Professor · Amy:You're just heavy with male jelly. - Blech!

Professor:A time when his behavior is run by the brain in his rump

Professor · Bender:There's one thing we can do. - I'll boil the water

Professor:which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex

Bender · Professor:Oh, baby, I'm there! - Do you understand 'invertebrate'?

Bender:It's not the word I care about. No need to pack pants. Let's roll!

Zoidberg:Moron!

Fry:That's how you say 'Zoidberg'?

Leela:You didn't have to point out his speech impediment

Zoidberg:Catch my drift?

Zoidberg:I want a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material

Bender:You and me both

Zoidberg:I used to hang out here as a larva. It looked much bigger then

Zoidberg:Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie?

Zoidberg:We fight to the death over honor...and whether abbreviations count in Scrabble. They don't!

Zoidberg · Bender · Zoidberg:How do I look? - Like whale barf. - Then the illusion is complete

Leela:He's no different from you organisms...shooting DNA at each other to make babies

Fry · Female Crustacean:It's offensive! - Keep your jelly away from my eggs

Bender:He's a loser, that's why. The lobster equivalent of Fry

Fry:I can get any girl, any time. I'm just too busy

Zoidberg:My face was covered with barnacles

Edna · Zoidberg:I heard you became a rich doctor. - I've performed a few mercy killings

Edna · Zoidberg:Maybe a rock star. - Or a doctor?

Edna:I'm sorry. You're just an inferior male specimen

Zoidberg:Did you see those guys? They were giant claws with bodies

Bender · Zoidberg:You didn't smell as bad. - You're right. My stink gland is weak. Smell!

Amy:If a guy ever did that, I'd know it. Wait a second. They've all done that. Even Sean!

Zoidberg:She's not. She just has the largest clutch of eggs

Zoidberg:It's all so complicated. The romance and the lies upon lies

Zoidberg:Now there's a bird involved?

Fry · Zoidberg · Fry · Edna:You just want to talk. - I just want to talk. - That doesn't make sense. - That doesn't make sense. But okay

Zoidberg:You seem malnourished. Do you suffer from parasites?

Edna:Yes. Thanks for noticing

Zoidberg · Fry:Look, she won't shut up. - It's normal. Just nod and say, 'Uh-huh.'

Edna:It's crazy, but when you talk this way...your obvious deficiencies seem less obvious

Edna:You even stink more

Zoidberg · Fry:Ask to mate? - Third date

Bender:Since then, I've been called 'Honest Bender'

Fry · Bender:Turn it over. - Oh. 'Edna! Of all the gross crab monsters on this planet...you are the hottest.'

Edna · Edna:That's the most beautiful thing. - Yes. Well...excuse me. I must powder my flaps

Zoidberg:Me too

Zoidberg:Is it love when you care for a female for reasons beyond mating?

Zoidberg:No. Must be some alien emotion

Edna · Leela:Do you have idiots on your planet? - Fry?

Edna:Words of such beauty came from the blowhole of that hideous alien?

Edna:Can I interest you in some surf and turf?

Fry · Edna:He's got jelly out the wazoo. - That is where it comes out

Fry:I'm flattered. If I did it with a mudbug, you'd top the list

Edna:We're in love, and we're mating tomorrow!

Zoidberg · Zoidberg · Fry · Zoidberg:What?! - Fry! I challenge you to Claw Plock! - English, please? - A fight to the death!

Edna:And if you survive, we'll make sweet love

Fry · Official:But I don't want her! - The tradition of Claw Plock can't be taken back

Official:It is a recent tradition, only 18 years old, but it is a tradition

Zoidberg:Of course I'm being irrational! I'm in love!

Leela:Yet I embrace celibacy to uphold our crazy traditions

Zoidberg:Large bet on me in round one!

Fry:Today I got up and I had a piece of toast...then I brushed my teeth...

Fry:Nobody correct him

Fry · Leela:It's a fight to the death! - Suddenly it's all about you! Sheesh

Fry:but will killing someone with a nutcracker solve anything?

Zoidberg:You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

Zoidberg:Oh, my God! The frenzy! Oh, the greatest experience in life and I missed it

Zoidberg:The frenzy is over. How will I get rid of my jelly now?