Fry's brief relationship with Amy is forcibly prolonged when a near-fatal car crash leaves Fry's head grafted to Amy's left shoulder. Meanwhile, Bender cashes in on Valentine's Day by starting a dating service.
WAR
59.6
Wins Above Replacement
“Put Your Head On My Shoulders” ranks #51 of 170 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 79.9 — Elite. The episode packs 75 scored jokes at 4.4 per minute, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.6 on impact, with Fry landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Amy: Looks like we'll be spending a lot more time together, Fry.
Amy Setup/Punchline Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback Fry: I do my job, there's Amy. I go to the candy machine, there's Amy. I sleep with Amy, there's Amy
Fry Escalation Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Leela: This always happens with office romances
Leela Deadpan/Understatement Absurdist ★ Rewatch Hermes: You're asking for a day off? Get out of my sight! ... I asked me for Valentine's Day off. I was in no mood for my shenanigans
Hermes Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Amy · Fry: The usual. Boiling lead, lava. So, what? Shorts?
Amy Fry Deadpan/Understatement Absurdist All Jokes — 75 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Malfunctioning Eddie: Four score and 1145 years ago... our forefathers' foreheads conceived a new nation
Malfunctioning Eddie: I'm Malfunctioning Eddie... and I'm malfunctioning so badly, I'm giving these cars away!
Amy: My parents said if I got B's, they'd buy me a bar. I got all C's!
Amy Misdirection Character Comedy Bender: Mind if I tag along? My ass needs servicing
Bender Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Leela: No wonder you're at the end of conga lines
Leela Observational Deadpan/Understatement Victor: This is a Beta Romeo. Yes, the Beta Romeo
Victor Wordplay/Pun Observational Victor: Note the cross-your-heart seat belt. It protects, lifts and separates
Victor · Fry: Yeah, beautiful coffee. No, the Ford Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird!
Victor: I see you don't care if people question your sexual orientation
Victor Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Fry: I do, but I don't know how to make them stop!
Fry Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Victor: The seats are stuffed with eagle down... the dash inlaid with beaks of eagles. There are eagles under the floorboards
Victor Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Victor: What's wrong? The luxury edition has more eagle
Victor Escalation Absurdist Callback Professor Farnsworth: I installed bumpers to reduce the risk of butt failure
Bender: You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory!
Bender Character Comedy Escalation Professor Farnsworth: All right, but that ass is gonna blow, and when it does... I pray you're not mooning someone you care about
Victor: No dog food for Victor tonight!
Victor Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Amy · Fry: Sixty thousand! ... I thought it was an auction
Amy Fry Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Amy · Victor: The sticker says $55,000. But we'll only go as high as, say... Sixty thousand!
Victor · Amy: He is not too happy. I'm sorry. Eighty thousand?
Hermes: You're asking for a day off? Get out of my sight! ... I asked me for Valentine's Day off. I was in no mood for my shenanigans
Hermes Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: Valentine's Day's coming? I forgot to get a girlfriend again
Fry Character Comedy Observational Amy · Fry: The usual. Boiling lead, lava. So, what? Shorts?
Amy Fry Deadpan/Understatement Absurdist Amy: Boy, this a/c is incredible. I better turn on the heater too
Amy Absurdist Character Comedy Amy: This heater is incredible! I better turn up the a/c some more
Amy Escalation Callback Callback Fry: I'm in the Astro-Afro-Antarctico-Amerasian Auto Association
Fry: You're rich. How come you dress like you're doing your laundry?
Fry Observational Character Comedy Fry: My folks were always on me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy Amy: If you were, they'd be all, 'Straighten your pope hat' and 'Put on your good vestments'
Amy Escalation Callback Callback Amy: It's nice to find someone I can talk to about stuff, and junk. It's like we feel the same way about junk and stuff, or whatever
Amy Character Comedy Observational Amy: While they tow us, you wanna do it?
Amy Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Bender: You snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics...
Bender Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Bender: Please! For your information, it's because he's hideous
Bender Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Bender: $500 and time served. Stupid anti-pimping laws
Bender Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Elzar · Bender: Honey, we love you! Shut up, baby, I know it!
Elzar Bender Character Comedy Running Gag ★ Rewatch Callback Bender: Computer dating. Like pimping, but you rarely say 'upside your head'
Bender Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Leela · Bender: Why would anyone ask you for help? Don't make me go upside your head!
Leela: If you disrupt the mating dance... the male will maul us with his fearsome gonad
Leela Absurdist Character Comedy Zapp Brannigan: Check off what you look for in a mate. Let's see. Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. I'd like some of that. I'll just have everything on the menu
Bender · Zapp: Okay, Mister...? Smith. Zapp Smith. Brannigan.
Fry: Wow, we're great kissers
Fry Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Fry: It was great. But now she's talking about hanging out. She's getting way too serious
Fry Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Fry: I do my job, there's Amy. I go to the candy machine, there's Amy. I sleep with Amy, there's Amy
Fry Escalation Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Fry: Face it, I'm a prize catch. I'm pulling down delivery boy money
Fry Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Fry: She has billions in a trust fund. She wants a trophy husband
Fry Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Zoidberg: I haven't eaten since Tuesday. Bird eggs. Animal slices. Dry woven reeds
Zoidberg: Pardon me. Excuse me. I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness
Zoidberg: Pardon me. Excuse me. I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness.
Fry · Amy: You know how you like chocolate but get tired of it... when it always wants to hang out? You don't like chocolate? Can chocolate let me finish?
Fry Amy Cringe/Discomfort Misdirection Zoidberg: And the winner of the big car race is Hot Rod Zoidberg!
Zoidberg Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Professor Farnsworth · Fry: Your body was badly damaged in the crash. How badly? That's it over there
Amy: Looks like we'll be spending a lot more time together, Fry
Amy Irony/Sarcasm Dark/Subversive Amy: Looks like we'll be spending a lot more time together, Fry.
Amy Setup/Punchline Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback Leela: This always happens with office romances
Leela Deadpan/Understatement Absurdist ★ Rewatch Fry · Amy: I'll try not to interfere in your life. Sorry. I guess I control that arm
Fry Amy Physical/Slapstick Irony/Sarcasm Amy: With my body, I think you'll only attract one sort of woman
Bender · Customer: Losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's pathetic, all right
Bender · Customer: Five hundred bucks. Done. Brannigan okay? No! Six hundred
Fry · Amy: Okay, we're done with the bra. Why did you shave? Expecting something to happen with the date?
Fry Amy Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Amy · Fry: It's deodorant. What does it do?
Amy Fry Character Comedy Absurdist Fry: 20 minutes? You're ready now!
Fry Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Fry · Bender: I've got a date. She's coming. ... Just like Fry's date. Get it?
Fry Bender Meta/Self-Referential Cringe/Discomfort Petunia · Fry · Bender: How's them eats? Don't mind if I do. ... She seems old. She's well-traveled. I don't mean she travels
Petunia · Flower Seller: Wheels fell off my house. Rose? Five bucks. Me too. Eight bucks. You said... Demand skyrocketed. You all saw it
Sal · Leela: Nice eyeball, Eyeball. Nice ass, Ass
Petunia: I gotta catch my bus back to Nutley. I'd kiss you but I lost my teeth
Petunia Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Leela · Bender · Bus Driver: Did you round up our dates at the bus station? Of course not. Anybody else for Nutley?
Gary · Leela: Banking industry regulator. Really? I heard that banking industry regulations are very simple. That's not true
Gary · Leela: Modern banking regulations are a product of five regulatory traditions. Six, if you want to get technical. Oh, I do
Professor Farnsworth · Fry: There, good as new. Except your dorsal fin. I couldn't find it after the crash. I'll live without it? You call that living?
Professor Farnsworth · Fry: Why wouldn't you let me graft a laser cannon on your chest? To crush those who disobey you
Amy: If I ever feel lonely... I'll look at this disfiguring scar and think of you
Amy Dark/Subversive Irony/Sarcasm Fry · Bender: It's not like you set us up with bad dates... just so we'd be together. Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?
Leela · Bender: No! You just corralled some stiffs at the bus station and took our money. True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about?
Bender: True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about?
Bender Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Fry · Bender: Watch the neck! My ass! My beautiful...
Fry Bender Physical/Slapstick Callback ★ Rewatch Callback