Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles

Professor:Pazoozoo, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college, and this is how you repay me?

Professor:Driving gloves, driving goggles, driving thong. There!

Professor · Leela:You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster, not find the quickest route to the mall.

Leela:My God, he's gonna do it! Everyone, seat belts to maximum buckling!

Unknown driver:Hey, Grandpa! Move your wrinkly old keister!

Leela:This ship can do 99 percent light speed. Why are we going 35 miles an hour?

Professor:Because we're in a hurry, that's why! Plus, you have the high beams on!

Professor:Oh, it's 2:30. We can still catch the early-Bird dinner special.

Leela · Professor:Aren't we looking for your gargoyle? / My what?

Restaurant worker:Mavis is dead.

Professor · Restaurant worker:Sir, this card has expired. / But it's good for a lifetime. / Well, yours expired.

Restaurant worker:Oh, Lord! Teeth do not belong in your pants, professor.

Professor:Well, I can't keep them in my mouth, they're nuclear-Powered!

Professor:No! No! It's tasted human blood!

Professor:Mm. Damn good meat.

Leela:Professor, we've talked it over, and everybody thinks you're too old.

Amy:It's this season's shark-Cartilage enema!

Professor:But I like being old! I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff

Professor:I don't need to understand today's 'edgy' TV sitcoms.

Leela:Okay, okay. We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!

Professor:My thong!

Professor · Heather:Go to hell, Heather! Oh .

Heather:Instead of killing you in the most horrible fashion imaginable.

Professor:Give me back my floppy face!

Heather:Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Professor:You sound just like my tennis instructor.

Heather:In what top scientists suspect is a miracle.

Professor:I have to go buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it... Making people wait behind me while I complain.

Bender:Like everything else in life... Pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

Unknown · Bender:Come on, Bender! Pump harder! Harder! I'm trying as hard as I can. Harder, damn you!

Leela:Professor, it worked! You look young enough to be my father!

Professor:Oh, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-Porn.

Professor:Dear Lord! You've all reverted to your childhood forms!

Zoidberg:Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again.

Fry · Amy · Hermes:It wasn't me, Mr. F. It was Amy. / Stop it, Amy! You stink! / You know you did it!

Child Hermes:Goodbye, Mr. Dumbsworth!

Amy · Leela:But your parents are gross sewer mutants. Ow!

Professor:That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!

Leela · Morris:And if some kid picks on me, my dad can beat up his dad! / Can't I just beat up the kid?

Morris · Leela:Now, let's all have some tequila to celebrate! / Dad, I'm underage! / Oh, right. Here's a silly straw.

Amy's mom:This like a mother's dream! Bad dream, that is.

Amy's dad:Maybe she not grown up, but she sure grown out. She fat!

Amy's dad:Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room.

Professor:Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours.

Professor:And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now I have to pay them!

Bender:Well, I'm running away from this dead-End family. I know there's a place for people like me, with new ideas.

Bender · Professor:Oh, I'm going, and you're gonna be all, 'Where's Bender? I miss Bender!' / We won't know that until you leave.

Bender:Oh, I'm leaving. There's the door. / I'll be good.

Professor Farnsworth:We won't know that until you leave.

Morris:What do we live in, a zoo?

Fry:Thanks. These aren't pockets, they're just flaps. I put my money in my sock.

Leela · Server:I'd like a sewer burger, but without the rat feces. / What, are you on a diet?

Moose:Oh, so this is the famous Fry. What is he... Like, the biggest loser on the surface so he has to hang out in the sewer?

Fry:They're onto me!

Leela:There's. The world's drinking water is safe for another day.

Professor:The devil take this predictable colon!

Professor:As well as Bender's robo, or 'RNA.'

Child Amy · Professor:Question. Yes? / You stink.

Young Leela:My old life wasn't as glamorous as my web page made it look.

Fry · Morris:Bring beer. / No beer till you finish your tequila!

Amy:I'm no doctor, but this machine guy could use a lozenge.

Professor:Damn! The bacteria pigged out on the tar... And now they're getting freaky deaky... Spreading kronatons throughout our systems!

Zoidberg:What? I'm gonna revert through all my larval stages?

Professor:Pre-Life! Then death.

Nibbler:Oh, sure, you need all your blood!

Professor:Who would you rather hear about, Four-Legged Chachi or Tentacle Chachi?

Professor:'Charlotte's Tholian Web.' 'The Fountain of Aging.'

Professor:Still, they called the Tooth Fairy a legend, and now he's head of the FBI!

Professor:I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive.

Morris:Who cares, Leela? It was just a public school.

Child crew member:When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!

Professor:Teddy Bear Junction, the worst scum-Hole in the galaxy.

Amy:Look how high the asteroid belt is pulled up on that planet!

Zoidberg:Funny story. I just reverted to the age when my siblings budded from me... And my brother Norman split off and jumped in the fountain.

Zoidberg:He always had to be the center of attention!

Professor:With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

Professor:Pazoozoo! You came back to me.

Pazoozoo:And that, little one, is how Papa gained his freedom.