The Why Of Fry

Fry · Zoidberg:Delivery boy, Phillip J. Fry, reporting for duty. Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine.

Amy:What this? This is the same toy surprising at last time!

Fry:I can't work under these conditions, without me there is no mission. I AM the mission!

Team · Fry:We're back from the mission. Wha, what? You went without me?

Leela:You were looking up cursewords in the dictionary, it seemed like a better use of your time.

Team:Better than usual. We got medals.

Fry · Leela:I'm really sorry I missed the mission. - I wasn't there, you might have needed me. - Nope. - But if I'd been there, I... - Nope. - Look ... - Nope. - Bender is great. - Nope.

Leela:I met him at that charity cock-fight last week.

Fry:It's just that, the kind of importance I have... it doesn't matter if I ... don't do it.

Fry:There are guys in the background of Mary Worth comics who are more important than me.

Bender · Fry:What do you want to do? And I mean anything! You have the power. Name it and I'm there. You're the man. Well...OK. Let's go bowling. No.

Chaz:I'm afraid we don't have a reservation, but... as you can see, I'm the mayor's aide! Table for two, please!

Leela:Free bread of the restaurant! Is there anything you can't do?

Chaz:I can't fail the mayor. Not ever.

Leela:And bring a baggie in case he drops a steamer.

Police Officer:Smells like a 289 in progress. Failure to scoop...Oh yeah!

Fry:Wait! I'm trying. It weight as much as a thousand suns.

Trash Can:You think I'm as worthless as you? Try catching garbage in your head and raising six kids, you dumb townie!

Nibbler:The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance!

Fry · Nibbler:Are you my mommy? Negative.

Fry:Aren't you a fuzzy wuzzy wittle guy.

Nibblonians:Does he not know? He does not know. He knows not? Knows not does he. - Not he knows? - Enough!

Fry:Oh! Snap!

Fry · Nibblonian:You're gonna eat that? Maybe later.

Fry:I remember the square dancing stomachs. Or that might be in the lately commercials.

Fry · Nibblonians:Because I'm so smart? Oh my!

Fry:I did do the nasty in the pasty!

Nibbler:Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

Nibbler:Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

Nibbler:A giant memory bank twice the size of 3 ordinary memory banks.

Fry · Nibbler:So they try to learn things? - Right. - Those bastards!

Nibbler:Then outrun the blast on this Scooty-Puff, Jr.

Fry · Nibbler:Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention. - That is most wise. - Who?

Brain Computer:Beavers made for life 11 greater than 4. For quality carpets visit Kaplan's carpet warehouse

Fry:I'am at the input console. I'm a little nervous and I've got brain in my but-crack.

Fry · Brain:Is it true that post stamp glue is made of... - Correct! Toad mucus.

Fry · Brain:What really killed the dinosaurs? Me!

Brain:Detecting trace amounts of mental activity, possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer.

Brain:Impossible, we are an ambitious young squad with everything to prove!

Brain:A quantum interphase bomb? Are you insane in the membrane?

Brain:And we'll form a tightly nitted clique that you wont be part of.

Fry:I can't believe how fat I look!

Bomb:will the owner of the white Pontiac Firebird... Nevermind, zero.

Fry:I wish the stupid racoons had never brought me to the future.

Chaz:6 hours! Psss. Sounds like a real nobody.

Orphans · Vogel:Mr Vogel, I thought we were going skating? No, we're not important enough, everybody just hold hands until the bus driver comes back from his haircut.

Orphan:We came here instead of eating today.

Orphan:What socks?

Panucci:Talk a little louder, it sounds like you've some kind of tiny head on ya or something

Nibbler:Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers!

Fry:Just remember that Scooty-Puff, Jr. suckssss...

Fry:Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Fry:Then I am the most important person in the universe.