Cuteness Overload

Unknown character · Fry:You double-dipped! Geez.

Professor · Orange Joe:Why, I don't even know half your names! You, boy. What do they call you? Most folks just call me Orange Joe.

Professor:It's July, right? Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest!

Bender:Bring on the beer! And the scantily clad barmaids! And the more beer!

Bender:Hey! I don't smell Bavarian-style vomit. Where's Oktoberfest?

Refined patron:No, I wouldn't want to ruin my Oktoberfest by becoming intoxicated.

Fry:You can all act like Jersey Shore socialites, but at least Bender will party with me. Right, buddy?

Bender:Whoa, whoa, whoa! I enjoy partying as much as the next fellow, but this is Oktoberfest. Good day, sir!

Fry:Ach du freakin' Lieber!

Fry · Elzar:Sounds like fun on a bun! Shut up! I said it first! Bam! Also, ow.

Fry:Hey, Elzar, I've just recently started always having dreamt of being a sausage-making champion.

Chef contestant:Gonna grind 'em up into Heavenwurst.

Elzar:So you are using pork! Pork that's been aged for 3,000 years! Bam!

Elzar:Sorry, Grundy. I'll have to kill you later for some other reason.

Fry:Man, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble barf-a-palooza.

Fry:I'm as thirsty as a drunk.

Fry:Fahrvergnugen! Kaiser Permanente! Fruzen Gladje!

Refined patron:Ich bin ein never!

Leela:Okay, that's it. You are a boorish, primitive Neanderthal! We were going out? I mean, no!

Fry:And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!

Fry:I hate future Oktoberfest! It's supposed to be beer and bratwurst, not breakups and boring thing!

Narrator/Guide:where prehistoric man once hunted the majestic Schnufel-Ufagus or woolly mammoth.

Fry · Bender:I didn't know this ship had a mammoth detector. You're drunk, Fry. This is the elephant detector. I just set it to 'big and woolly.'

Fry:My hair is caught! Bender! Turn it off! Sausage is great, sausage is great. Sausage, sausage, sausage!

Bender · Judge · Leela:Shut up, Judge, I know it. Way to go, Bender! Can I try a piece? You can have yourself a whole big boy.

Leela · Unknown character:Oh, my God! That looks like Fry's hair! Come on, don't make jokes like that while I'm eating.

Professor:It's tragedy on a bun.

Professor:Now, now. We've all been there.

Memory surgeon:Like this one 'Fry falls off zoo train.' He thought he recognized one of the monkeys!

Memory surgeon:'Fry finds popcorn in his belly button.' 'You eat a sausage made of Fry.' 'Fry gives you a chicken hat.' Oh, that's sweet.

Fry:Geez, who died?

Bender:What about my feelings? Fry was my best friend, and now he's dead! Nah, I'm just kidding. My pastor helped me through my grief.

Fry:Sausage is great, sausage is great. Sausage, sausage, sausage. Whew! That was close.

Neanderthal:Me think so. Anyone dumb enough get stuck in ice probably Neanderthal.

Leela:Fifty three tons of hamburgers and French Fragments of not potatoes.

Neanderthal:Why you stare at prehistoric pig butt?

Neanderthal Chief:All Neanderthal sad. It in our nature. Why? It all start 30,000 year ago, in fertile Neander Valley.

Neanderthal Chief:We suggest interbreed, become one big happy species. But they treat us like second-class hominid.

Fry:And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me!

Neanderthal Chief:This very interesting. Maybe someone look into it, many years from now.

Neanderthal:It's our chance to take back the outside world from those stuck-up Homo sapiens with their tools and their pants and such.

Bender:This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed!

Zapp:Dear God, look at those hairy elephants!

Zapp · Kif:With men in them. Then how are they unmanned? The men are just for ballast.

Zapp:it's designed to withstand even the weight of a modern-day elephant foot.

Zapp:like the mighty 'X' in tic-tac-toe.

Neanderthal:We want our land back! Also, to be treated as equals! And a little mating wouldn't hurt!

Fry · Orange Joe:Orange? Purple? Do I know you? Have we met?

Bender:Guys, guys! Chef Fritz accidentally got thrown down an icy slope! I'm the sausage champion! No further questions!

Fry:No, Leela. Just this once, I'm going to let you embarrass me.