Ray Butani

Ray · Johnny:You know, because of the humiliating... / Yes, we know. We know. We know.

Ray:And it's all yours, Johnny, it must be a nice feeling, considering you don't have a lot right now. You know, because of the crooked business manager. You know, the money scandal...

Johnny · Ray:Johnny pointing out the suggestive positioning on the town sign

Ray:people come from all over to take a picture with it

Ray:Oh, I think I see it now. His shoulders are too big.

Ray · Alexis:His hours were up a month ago, he kept coming anyway. / What? / Yeah, maybe or maybe he just likes pretty girls in hippie hats.

Ray:Which uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.

Moira · Ray:You have that striking accent. - Thank you. And I'm sure your family wanted more for you when they immigrated from... Winnipeg. - Winnipeg.

Ray:Too kind.

Ray:Which won't really help, since I resigned. Um, and council wasn't too happy about it. I'm surprised you didn't hear, I talked about it extensively on my podcast.

Ray:Yes, but we can rip those out.

Ray:Yes, we found an incinerated squirrel carcass there last week.

Ray · David:The apartment was soundproofed by the previous owner. But the irony is the people next door are completely deaf, so you could literally scream for hours, and no one would hear you. Did you hear that? You could scream for hours, and no one would hear you.

Ray:Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model.

Ray · Johnny:Ray advising against partnering with someone with 'no capital, no contacts, no industry experience'

Ray:Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose, it's probably because you didn't know what to do with your hands. Or maybe it's because your face looked like it tasted something sour.

Ray:What you're smelling is actually our holiday-scented car ornaments. They can be used in the car, or on your tree. Sold separately, of course.

Ray:Oh, I'm sorry, by special, I meant higher price, because of demand.

Ray:2 gestures for $175.

Ray:Door open, or closed?

Ray:They're in the pantry, next to the pancake mix, which means they've been sitting out for days. Are we feeling lucky?

Ray:I could lose you as a roommate, Patrick, but on the other, I would gain the commission.

Ray:It is, in the sense that it's a one-bed room.

Ray:This is what small-space realtors refer to as, a 'step-in' closet.

Ray:All you have to do is open the curtain... to the bathroom!

Ray:Curtain open, or curtain closed?

Ray:I can barely hear your conversation. Are we sure we want the door?

Ray:Or is it 'Misters?'

Ray:I got thousands downstairs.

Ray:The Under the Sea theme is only available during winter months.

Ray:you look like one of those people who has that skin condition from eating one too many carrots.

Patrick · David · Ray:He gave you a happy ending?! On our wedding day?! I thought you wanted that?! See, this is what Ray should be filming.