The Caddy

You throw a rock into a crowd, that's considered terrorism. But if you have a nice follow-through, you know, that's golf.

It's a little white ball doing 100 miles an hour on a white background. 'I got it. I lost it. I got it. I lost it.'

Take a ball out of your pocket. Throw it down. Who's gonna know where the hell it came from?

How did you lock your keys in your car? How? Because I'm an idiot.

Just waiting for the membership to kick in.

Calendar says winter, but the gods of spring are out.

I sneak in with Stan the Caddy. We go through the caddies' entrance.

He thinks eventually I'll have a shot at making it big on the Senior Tour.

Here's what you do. You bring a lightweight jacket. That way, the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater.

Oh, great. It's the braless wonder.

Well, I hope you can get me a gift anyway.

So keep it under your hat.

I can't understand why they haven't won a pennant in 15 years.

Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made.

This woman has never, not once ever, as long as I have known her... worn a bra.

She's your Lex Luthor.

Have I ever bought you a jockstrap as a gift?

My presence in that office can only hurt my chances.

It's not a top. It's a bra.

Oh, I know.

All right, fine. I'll drive the three hours each way and take them off myself.

I could have said just about anything.

Oh, my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?

Oh, mama.

She's wearing it as a top.

She's a menace to society.

Your dreams have been shattered. Somebody's gotta be held accountable.

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

Oh Henry!? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat. It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding.

Like taking candy from a baby.

Jerry took the fliers off the car. I got the whole thing covered.

Obviously, he was in some sort of a terrible car accident... and trouper that he is, he tried to make it into work, sir.

Find him, Wilhelm.

He's dead. Costanza's dead.

We can't grieve forever. Gotta get back to business.

You're just out for sex! You're just out for money!

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBls last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!

They could use the break.

I managed to survive... on grubs and puddle water until a kindly old gentleman picked me up.

Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those.

Not as long as I'm running the show!

And she was beautiful in that bra. I'm crazy about her. I love her whole free-swinging, freewheeling attitude.

Have her try on the bra. See if it fits.

You damn fools! Look at that. We got nothing now. Nothing. I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listening to a caddy.

A bra's gotta fit right up against a person's skin. Like a glove!

Oh, I don't think you'll have any trouble getting a table.