The Bottle Deposit (1)

The concept of being separated is strange. It's like you're engaged to be divorced.

We think actually some sort of giant rubber band might be the solution.

Then the kid finds out his parents are breaking up... thinks it's because they got caught fooling around, which is probably true.

You look like Brenda Starr. -Is that good? -Better than Dondi.

I've always thought David was kind of sponge-worthy.

I've been waiting out their marriage for three years. Me too. Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriages... but this is the one I really had my eye on.

That's mine. -You have a car? -My friend lent it to me for the week. -She's out of town. -I've never seen you drive. -Me neither.

A physician married to a salesman. I gotta tell you, Beth, you could have done a lot better than him.

Hey, I got the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy.

Don't think I won't, Jerry.

How about a left turn signal, you moron!

You know what, on my first road test, I hit a dog. I think it was a golden retriever. No, no, no, it was a yellow lab.

It's like when a tenant dies in a rent-controlled building. You gotta take immediate action.

Their grieving time is a luxury I can't afford.

Calling, calling, calling. -Why are we calling? Why do we call?

we slowly remove the two words 'for you'... and we're just there.

I mean, I was just being folksy. They could tell I was being folksy? -Yeah, I thought you were being folksy. -Totally folksy.

Kramer, they're painted on. -Well, they're the slim fit. -Slim fit? -Yeah, they're streamlined. You're walking like Frankenstein.

I can't get my pants off. Mickey's audition is in 20 minutes. I'm supposed to be a businessman. I gotta be in costume.

You're gonna need the Jaws of Life to get out of those things.

Well, actually, it had a lot to do with George's comment. -Is that right? -I thought maybe I could do better.

where he asks questions to himself aloud... and then answers them. Am I happy Beth left me? Of course not. Can I hope to pick up the pieces and move on? Absolutely.

Well, David, the thing about George is that... he's an idiot.

If it hadn't been for that secretary of yours.... I said, sit down. Are you deaf, Bradley? I said, sit down.

Sit down, you big, stupid ape!

Did I have a great time with David Lukner last night? I sure did. Do I think there's a future here? I don't see why not.

All right, don't make me get physical here!

Articulate? Me? I've never articulated anything. I'm completely incoherent.

What the hell are you doing over there? Mind your own business. Now, stay out of my affairs! Jerry, Jerry, that is so sweet of you... but actually, I already ate.

What is it about the chocolate and the mint... that makes it go so well together?

My father left us when I was 9... so I guess that's why I have such a fear of abandonment. -Wow, that's so touching. -Yes, it is.

Oh, fiancée? Boy, you could've done a lot better than him.

It's Frankenstein! It's Frankenstein!

He says, 'Boy, you could do a lot better than this guy.' He said the exact same thing that I said to him... just to get back at me.

Do you appreciate this? You see the irony of this? You see what's going on here? What's the matter? I'm nauseous. That what's hurting your appreciation?

Joey, there you are. Hey, Joey! It's a monster! I'm the babysitter.

I've decided to go with the chicken.

What are you, deaf? I said, sit down. Hey, for the last time, sit down. -Oh, yeah.