Hank fears for his career after Phil sets a scandalous sex tape circulating among the entertainment community.
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“Hank's Sex Tape” ranks #39 of 90 The Larry Sanders Show episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 77.4 — Great. The episode packs 53 scored jokes at 2.3 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.6 on impact, with Hank landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Larry: Well, the camera Adds 10 pounds.
Larry Wordplay/Pun Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch the snake Doesn't like Artie.
Hank: Well, I'm just Fucking two women!
Hank Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Hank: And all my actions Will improve The general perception Of southern Citrus fruits, juices, And related products, And I will avoid any actions Or appearance of actions Detrimental to the same.
Hank Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 53 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Hank: now that sign says Applesauce.
Hank: No, no, no. I'm kidding. It says, 'applause.'
Hank Misdirection Meta/Self-Referential she insisted That her sign-off line On the cbsevening news was 'I do you a long time, joe.'
Larry Observational Wordplay/Pun Larry: I so rarely laugh At my own stuff That I'm overjoyed that Something struck me funny.
Larry Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Larry: It will also be the First mcdonald's to have The new never happy meal.
Larry Observational Wordplay/Pun This, of course, Is a follow-up to His previous calendar chicks with one eye.
Larry: You don't talk to me When anita baker Is singing Because then It won't look Like I'm listening.
Larry Character Comedy Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Larry Character Comedy Escalation Hank: Why do I have to be The little puppet?
Hank Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Larry: Who writes This shit? Network publicist. They think this kind Of crap is clever.
Hank: I'm just juiced. Juiced! Ha ha! That's cute!
they Were afraid that People would think The eye thing Was because of The orange juice.
Irene Dark/Subversive Absurdist Sid: He doesn't even eat Smoked whitefish.
Hank: I read, uh, the bridges of... Madison County
Hank Sid Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Phil: You know how come I know I'm stoned?
Writer: Why?
Phil: To get To the other side?
Phil: Hey, kids! Let's go smoke Another fatty And watch Hank's birthday.
We think it's Hank And ray combs eating cake.
Phil Misdirection Cringe/Discomfort Hank: I shall wash, But I shan't Be clean. Pinky's got the tits. Butsey's got the ass.
the snake Doesn't like Artie.
We-- we were walking by. It said, 'hank's birthday.' We thought we had Missed your party Or something.
Phil Cringe/Discomfort Misdirection Sid: It's like The rob lowe situation. Nobody remembers The rob lowe tapes.
Sid Observational Irony/Sarcasm Hank: Well, I'm just Fucking two women!
Hank Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Sid: Who knew you were gonna Pull out your pecker On camera?
Sid Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Sid: One of them Is in his sixties. He's looking Very good.
Sid Absurdist Irony/Sarcasm Artie: I trust they're Still crispy in the milk.
Phil: Actually, they're Kind of soggy.
Artie: That tape you copied Is crawling around town Like a fucking ebola virus.
Norm MacDonald: A homeless guy had A dog with him, you know? And that's tough. You feel sorry for the-- For the dog, you know?
He's going, 'Hey, I can do this By myself. I don't need a goddamn...' You know?
It's like the longest walk In the world to the dog, You know?
Norm MacDonald: That's some kind of hog He's got on him, huh?
Norm MacDonald: That's some kind of hog He's got on him, huh? I'm glad the fonz Is sitting here between us. I feel kind of safe.
Hank: I'm drunk. Actually my life is shit.
Hank Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Hank: You know, you can't Just, uh, bang a jukebox And go, 'ayyy!' You know, your problems Disappear, fonzie.
Hank Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Henry Winkler: It worked for me.
Henry Winkler Deadpan/Understatement Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Callback Norm MacDonald: The guy's got a huge cock on him. Then why Is he so upset?
Larry: Well, the camera Adds 10 pounds.
Larry Wordplay/Pun Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Artie: if Hank Gets that dick of his Caught in a wringer, Everyone near him Is gonna get splattered.
Artie Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Hank: Sex is Not a dirty thing. Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act Between 2 or more Consenting adults. To quote our president.
Hank Observational Irony/Sarcasm Hank: I cut one A few minutes ago. It must be all the way To seinfeld by now.
Hank Observational Character Comedy Hank: I'm gonna wait for him After the show In the parking lot, And I'm gonna Fucking kill him. Now listen to me. You're gonna Help me do it. I'm lyle. You're eric. We're gonna grab A couple of shotguns, And we're gonna Take out daddy.
Hank: I'm lyle. You're eric. We're gonna grab A couple of shotguns, And we're gonna Take out daddy.
Hank Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Hank: You bald piece of shit. You fat little whore!
Hank Character Comedy Escalation Larry: Without you, there'd Be no oranges.
Larry Absurdist Character Comedy Larry: Don't touch anything, Especially the awards. Keep your hands off them. There's a lot of them. Pen and pencil set, That's an award.
Larry Character Comedy Escalation Hank: And all my actions Will improve The general perception Of southern Citrus fruits, juices, And related products, And I will avoid any actions Or appearance of actions Detrimental to the same.
Hank Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Hank: all my actions Will improve The general perception Of southern Citrus fruits, juices, And related products
Hank Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Sid: I had to pull some strings With my old service buddy Sumner redstone, But I plucked it away From hard copy.
Bob saget's Still doing the show Where people get hurt.
Larry Observational Deadpan/Understatement Hank on tape: Well, I just blew out The candles.
Woman: You certainly did.
[Whispering] Would you like to come up To my hotel tonight?
Irene Dark/Subversive Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Hank: Yee-haw! The taste of dixie In a purty little carton.
Hank Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Larry: Who'd you have to fuck To get this?
Larry Irony/Sarcasm Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Larry: Good, I wish it was me. Who'd you have to fuck To get this?
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