Seinfeldvision

25 super-hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules.

That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring milf.

So my old tech guys were able to digitally capture seinfeld, and now we can basically make him do or say whatever we want.

Seinfeldvision montage with Jerry saying 'Yah! That's what I said' and 'I'll take that deal!'

Jerry's in europe with his family right now. But by the time he gets back, seinfeldvision will be a monster hit, and his kids'll go to school, and their friends'll say i really loved your dad in that episode of medium last night, and he'S... he's gonna love it.

I started a quilt. I did yoga twice a week. I wore flip-flops in public.

If there's two things i'm certain of, one is you will never finish that quilt

Lemon, women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.

Put floyd's name on that quilt.

Yo, ken, I'm gon use this whole kitchen area as my bathroom. Spread the word.

She froze my credit and she got custody of grizz.

So you know I like to minister to transvestite prostitutes. I don't think I did know that, no.

He doesn't mess with 'em. He just tries to get 'em into computer school.

You can be a freaky deeky and do data entry. What about court reporting? Believe in yourself.

they confused 'shim' with mrs. Jordan, yes, ma'am. And they think she looks better here than she did at the 2004 grammys.

And they think she looks better here than she did at the 2004 grammys.

So he's, like, my office wife? Sure. Let's go with that.

Kenneth parcell, will you take this ring... and sell it in the jewish part of midtown, and use the money to get us a nintendo wii? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes!

when life keeps handing you anchovies just cover them up with some extra cheese and make a pizza

'cause my play was amazing. There is nothing like the thrill of doing a live show on broadway.

Liz, I had to eat four slices of pizza on stage, each performance... jenna, that's 32 pieces of pizza a week! No, that can't be right.

it's like I flipped the eating switch, and I can't flip it back.

oh it's worse from behind

She need to lose thirty pounds or gain sixty. anything between it, not place in television

Yowza!! Oh! hey Mrs Michelin, I love your ty

Floyd the black guy. okay, you don't care. i don't care either... so great

Angie kept my sharp image white noise aroma therapy machine

I went with you to your black vampire movie. But I guess I'll just tell my friends that you have a migraine.

I got a bone to pick with that guy. I don't know which bone i'm gonna pick, but he's got some bones, and I'm gonna pick one.

This veil costs more than my couch. Is that comedy, or do you really have a $300 couch? Both.

This is my husband, saul rosenbear, and this is his son richard from a previous marriage. And then he cheated on me with a lamb.

This is my husnd, saul rosenbear, and this is his son richard from a previous marriage. And then he cheated on me with a lamb.

He looks the way you did when I tried to hold your hand on the jet.

If I cover my good eye, you look just like courtney cox.

Oh, no. Aris would kill me if I ever bought a dress on sale. I can'T.

Still talking? oh, no, no, no, no. I haven't talked to him since--whew! August...9th? 4:17 P.M.? It's not over.

No, it's not over till you pick up the phone, you say, 'I don't love you anymore, ' they say, 'I don't love you anymore either.' You go, 'great, I'll pick you up in 20. Let's grab a scone.'

I need you to go to my house and pretend you're doing a survey for the ranford group. And then ask my wife if she's sleeping with D.L. Hughley!

Remember that night we had a three-way with elayne boosler? I don't think that was me. Oh, yeah. You know what? I think that was a mirror.

I am conducting a survey for the ranford group. And, uh...how old are you? And your weight? And when was the last time you had intercourse? Who is this? Who are you? I'm your worst nightmare, is who I is!

Svenborgia? No. Better. But I can't tell you.

Jerry, don't be difficult. The fact of the matter is that seinfeldvision is perfectly legal, and there's nothing you can do to stop us.

How 'bout I buy nbc and turn it into the biggest lane bryant in midtown?

You're gonna buy nbc, like you've got $4 million just laying around...

Remember, st. Barts, I saved your life from that shark? All right, jack. I'll come back. But I still think you shot a dolphin.

a lot of women buy their perfect dress when they see it, and then just trust the fact that the husband will come.

I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I'm gonna have a baby, and then I'm gonna die, and then I'm gonna meet a super-cute guy in heaven.

Number one--kill seinfeld. Number two--kill seinfeld, then kill myself. Number three--kill seinfeld, flee to svenborgia, then kill myself.

you seduce seinfeld. Now, why is me seducing seinfeld all the way at 70?

I picked out all these throw pillows for in here, and you didn't even notice!

How did I lose 25 pounds in one day? I didn'T. It's visual trickery. Drawing the eye up.

I just bought a dress. Because, you know, I don't need society's permission to buy a white dress. In korea, they wear white to funerals.

That, if need be, I will marry myself.

Yeah, chocolate rain, maybe I am.

What is the deal with my life? Are you imitating me? No! This is what i sound like when I cry!

I think I'm a little insulted! You're insulted?!

I got nothin'.

God--oh, god, jerry! I got nothing! You've got to do this for me, please! Oh, god, I've already sold the ad time!

Roker in a bee costume. Grenyarnia.

Oh, no! Did a korean person die?

I know what me and kenneth have looks perfect on the outside, but it's work, damn it. It's work.

Lemon, don't ever say you're just you. Because you are better than you.

$4, 000 ham napkin.

I look pretty, though, right? Don't push it, lemon.