Queen Of Jordan Ii: Mystery Of The Phant

All my children were taken away.

He controls me!

It's pronounced 'chic'. It's French.

Reality star, actress, singer/songreader, perfumist, IBS survivor, best-selling author of a book I didn't write, catchphrase coiner

Well they don't all work.

Cheek is stretchable formal wear for elegant plus-sized women and huskier gays

I find that my target customer sweats a lot and often gets thrown into a public pool

a crate of Hollister sweatshirts and a signed headshot of Don Johnson

They just got Nash Bridges

Excuse me, 'gays' at bravo

It's my way till pay day

Not to be racist, but white guys are typically punctual

I'm sorry I got so real, but nothing's gonna change unless there's a dialogue

And I've gone to and worked at the post office

That man is about to get some cheese with that

That catchphrase is improving, baby!

Her name is Raven-Symone senior

I will be on the show a lot

Boob monster!

I know they're not married. I just like them to know I don't give a about their lives

Do you know what a surprise is? Now you do

Don't learn to talk. A woman's power comes from her silence

I thought it was very brave of you to pose for playboy against playboy's wishes

Tracy tells me that you're, you know, the village bicycle

Doctor guy, pilot guy, Cleveland dude, British guy, rich dude, James Franco. I've been with the same woman for 22 years. No judgments, but to me, Liz Lemon is a sex maniac

Contractually, I can only hold beautiful black babies in Benetton ads

I might bite these fat little legs. I might eat them up, they're so fat and juicy

Don't even let Clinton know about this. He and Steve bing will break out their sex plane. It is a sex plane. There aren't even any seats. It's just futons and jacuzzis

like Ken burns's jazz? Disgusting

D'Fwine. Please d'fwink responsibly

Now you sound like the cops outside of Jackie o's funeral. But I got in there and sang almost all of hey big spender

thank you for looking up on Wikipedia that I was conceived on a toilet

If a beautiful woman cries and no one hears it, did she waste $700 on crying lessons at Adrian Brody's unaccredited acting school?

Gus is someone I've gone into business with and Avery wouldn't approve of him. Why would she disapprove? Uh, well, uh, because they dated... At Yale. Gus was a professor

It's at 8:00, which is 9:00 am Tokyo time. That's when takashi's parents leave for work and we play mass effect 3 online. Mr. and Mrs. Tanaka think he's at school, but he's playing video games with a drunk adult

Oh, my god. Ned stark is dead?

I love my wife. I want her to be happy. But more than that, I'm gonna do nothing. It's hard trying to have it all

We're higher up here, so the sun's electricity is stronger

She was nasty. She loved pee

In slavic myth, Rus is the founder of Russia

Who doesn't love cold, purple soup?

Oh, that is a bridge too far. That's right. I read world war ll history, mother-

This is very, very easy for me to say to you, but you can't come in here right now

You never talk about a black woman's leg size. Not on babies, not on the Williams sisters, not on a mannequin at Avenue. We have come too far

Lisa, D'Fwan doesn't talk about people behind their backs, so I'm just gonna tell you straight to your face that what you're saying right now is very boring

You people are savages!

I still have to get the menus from the printer, go to the cony island beet market. I've gotta pick up Yakov Smirnov at the airport

You're talking about electricity

Do you act? Because we should do a movie together where we're on a road trip just being sluts

I see. I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper

I wouldn't know. I really don't watch TV. I'm more of a masturbator

Everything I know about fashion, I learned from my old college roommate, John Mark Karr

You have no class, you prostitution whore

Like when I sang at that children's hospital. Get away from me, I'm revoking my waiver. Now blur my face. Blur it more. More. Now disguise my voice

There's the feud between Ms. Lemon and baby Virginia, the drama between me and that cord I tripped on. Hey, watch it. I'm sorry, sir. I shouldn't have lost my temper

Oh, I was my grandmother's favorite so I got all her old hand-me-downs

What's cocaine like?

Portia reads the papers. I hate that that's my catchphrase

If you don't kiss someone, they're offended

She misjudged you, and she would like a hug

Because Virginia loves her little giraffe so much, the show is sending us on a girls' getaway to Somalia!

I gave you a kidney, a kneecap and a bladder

I handle conflict appropriately, and I'm up to date on my mortgage payments

We're a train wreck you cannot look away from!

Lizard egg!

Both: I'm cheating on you!

You again? I am so sorry. Different cord