Colony Collapse

Trout, a Southern boy who had a Northern man's taste in women

Chris K, who was a lot like Trout, but without the accent

Oakwood, a studio teacher, who might have had his own entourage, if his part hadn't been cut from the pilot of Modern Family

Her?

Way to plant, Ann

as surely as there's a mouse behind your ear

Okay, you are like the only person I know who doesn't just love magic. A poll would confirm she was far from alone

For the fifth year in a row, your least favorite entertainers are magicians. A close second, talk show side-kicks

Of course, Ann's concept of fourth base was very different than Gob's

Who am I gonna hit on, stupid? My sister? Lindsay? Don't be stupid. She's my sister, that's gross

It seemed the only 'her' Gob would be getting off that day was the Queen Mary

These were mice... For 'rabbit to mice.' No, that can't be done.

No, these were part of a something I called 'Mice-a-laneous.' 'Mouse in purse.' 'Mouse in drink.' 'Here's a mouse, now it's gone.'

How'd he do that?

Look at you, full of 'yes.' Look at how much 'yes' is in you! I knew it! I knew I'd get that 'yes' from you

My life is a fallacy. ♪ It's just a fallacy ♪

Well, I could wait till after

Should the guy in the... In the $32... In the $32 pink... Bath... Should the girl in the $6,000 tuxedo...

Well, marry me

Well, marry me.

Of course, Gob meant it in the showbizzy way his niece had always used when she was accused of being too young. 'What are you, like 15?' 'Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.'

I've made a huge mistake

Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there. We rode up in the elevator together. I'm blanking

Yeah, me and Blank are getting the old Christian magic act back together

Oh! That's why she's there. I thought you were hair

That once your eyes have beholden it, you will put no God before me, because of its spectacularity.

Ann. And God. Love for and God

Jesus Christ! Sorry. Wasn't on there too good

Yeah, what's the illusion? That you actually love the bride? Hey, that's good patter

I have a bee company. You stole my idea? Uh-huh, I did not steal your... We sell... It would take hours

My bees are dropping like flies, and I need them to fly like bees

Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy, my diet has become insane, and this Jesus character... I mean, he was shredded.

Lets herself go. Her stomach's out to here

Well, hopefully I haven't

Thanks for coming. How could I not? I'm playing Roman Centurion Number Two.

I didn't know there was a groom part

Coming up next, Father Marsala's searing docudrama, Father Marsala's John the Baptist. Then the antiabortion drama, Embryo Dan: It Would Have Been a Wonderful Life. And later, break out the bagels. It's time for Father M's lighthearted comedy, A Jew Came to Dinner

I hate to be the guy who quotes his own reviews, but His Word magazine called my Jew 'pitiful'

If what Jesus did was a trick. I say it wasn't. It was an illusion

Ooh! They did not like that one

I am the Amazing Jesus!

Pastor Veal, let me remind you that you are in a church in front of your daughter, your congregation, God. You cannot tell a lie. Right, nothing out of the ordinary? No, I didn't see anything. Yes

No, I said don't underline the 'you' in that

I plan on beating his record by two full weeks!

He's not coming back

I guess if he comes back from the dead, we could just get a stepladder

No, he shan't, for he ith not here. If I have not yet returned, I am in the Rapture

Jesus, there's a man in there. Pack, stack, and all that

Now we have our nest, Egg... Ann. Now we have our nest, Ann

let the son of Gob enfold me

Maybe I'm being tested like that guy 'Jawb' from the Bible. Job. Yes? Job. Yes, sir. Job. Yeah

I have a brother? Oh, man. Yes, Steve. Yeah. What's his name? Dave. Oh! Dave Holt. Yeah, Dave Holt. Yes. Yes, Gob had been speaking to his son for an hour and a half

You have another son? I have a brother? Oh, man. Yes, Steve. Yeah. What's his name? Dave.

Wait, your mom's name is Eve? Yeah. God, I a chick named Eve once. Biggest mistake of my life

No, this is the greatest day of my life

Cherry. I have lupus. Could have warned a guy

A trick is something a whore does for... Do a trick and I'll pay for your bar tab. Who wants a trick?

He's not coming back

I won't forget this. Hey, remember me? And soon Gob found himself experiencing what, on the street, is referred to as a roofie circle

With stage-four syphilis

Go away, Getaway, stay away, Getaway

Be like, 'I'm just driving the queen of England,' but we're still... We're taking our clothes off

Fun night. A fun night. Fun night

I'm here, I'm queer. And now I'm in a speaker. No one can stop us

I have no one in my life who cares for me

'T.' Tony Wonder