The Series Has Landed

Farnsworth · Fry · Leela:I've paid to air it during Super Bowl. -Wow. -Not on the same channel, of course.

Delivery employee:I'm not Evans!

Announcer:Our crew's replaceable. Your package isn't.

Fry · Farnsworth:-Are there really giant birds? -No, that was all special effects.

Farnsworth · Giant Bird:[BIRD CRIES] [FARNSWORTH SCREAMS]

Fry:Caffeinated bacon. Baconated grapefruit. Admiral Crunch?

Farnsworth:If you don't like that, try Archduke Chocula.

Amy · Bender · Farnsworth:Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! [BENDER BURPS] -You!

Fry · Hermes:'Death by airlock failure.' 'Death by brain parasite.' 'By sonic diarrhea.' -You don't want that.

Fry:I don't know about previous captains... but I intend to do as little dying as possible.

Farnsworth:I should warn you, though. He's a little unusual. He wears sandals.

Zoidberg:Open your mouth and let's look at that brain. No, no, not that mouth.

Fry · Zoidberg · Leela:I only have one. Really? -Is there a human doctor around?

Zoidberg:Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Pick a mouth, open it and say-- [BUZZES]

Zoidberg:[BUZZES] What?! My mother was a saint! Get out!

Amy · Bender:Lord, Bender, you're filthy. Like you don't have crap in your neck.

Amy · Bender:Does it hurt when I go like this? Ow! A little.

Farnsworth:I like having her around. She's the same blood type as me.

Bender · Amy:What's your sorority? -Kappa Kappa Wong.

Bender:Hey, rich girl, look over here! It's me, Bender. I'm being entertaining. La-la-la, look at my head! It's all painted, look at my head! I got a big old head, and hey, ho! Show's over, I'm tired.

Leela:Nice catch, idiot.

Fry:The moon? The moon moon? Wow! I'll be a famous hero. Like Neil Armstrong and other guys no one's heard of!

Leela:I'd like to hold off any major screwups... until at least my second day.

Farnsworth:Nothing will go wrong. If something goes wrong, bring back the blood.

Fry · Leela:Can I do the countdown? -Sure. Knock yourself out. -10, 9-- -Okay, we're here.

Fry:8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff.

Fry · Leela:Hurry! I want to see the moon! -Relax, it's open till 9.

Fry · Leela:That's one small step for Fry-- And one giant line for admission.

Fry · Person in line:Can I have cuts? No.

Fry:You won't believe it. There's an amusement park on the moon! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth.

Bender:Let's dump it and say we delivered it. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it.

Leela · Bender:If everyone's finished being stupid-- I had more, but you go ahead.

Amy:Aye, aye, captain. I mean, Only One Eye. I mean, yes, sir. Ma'am.

Fry:My first space delivery. Greetings, Moon Man. We come in peace. I am Fry, from the planet Earth.

Moon resident · Fry:Wise guy. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd punch you in the stomach. -But you are lazy, right? -Oh, don't get me started.

Crater Face:I still have my self-respect. [LAUGHS] [CRIES]

Leela · Salesperson:Who buys this trash? Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.

Fry · Bender:I got you guys refrigerator magnets! Get it off! Get it off!

Bender:Keep those things off of me. Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.

Fry · Bender:So you flip out and act like a crazy folk singer? Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to want to be a folk singer.

Animatronic whalers:We're whalers on the moon We carry a harpoon There ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune

Elzar · Bender:Bender! Bender! Over here! Oh, jeez. I went to high school with that guy.

Goofy Gopher:Why does moon rock taste better than Earth rock? Because it's a little meatier.

Leela · Gopher:This is weak. Address all complaints to the Monsanto Corporation.

Bender:You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem... and doesn't see the Sexeteria.

Amy:Next year in Jerusalem!

Fry · Leela:Wow! I never realized the first astronauts were so fat. That's no astronaut. It's a TV comedian. He used space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

Fry · Bender:-Leela's gonna kill me. -No, she'll probably make me do it.

Fry · Bender:Could you get those keys out for me? What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

Animatronics:We're whalers on the moon We carry a harpoon There ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune

Fry · Guide:That's not how it happened. I don't see you with a fun-gineering degree.

Bender:I died doing what I loved.

Fry:We're gonna die! It's every man for himself! Help me, Leela!

Bender:Come on, it's just like making love. You know, left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.

Fry:I know how to make love. Oh!

Bender:That's her, officers! That's the woman who programmed me for evil!

Bender:Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park... with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park.

Moon farmer · Leela:Trespassers, eh? -No, we're amusement park patrons. That's a wicked, sinful place. Tilt-A-Whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked.

Moon farmer:Borrow? Looky here, city girl. Oxygen don't grow on trees.

Moon farmer · Leela:Night lasts two weeks on the moon. Yep. Drops down to minus 173. Fahrenheit or Celsius? First one, then the other.

Fry · Moon farmer · Robot daughters:Robot daughters? -This here is Lulabelle Seven. -Yoo-hoo! -Daisy Mae 128K. -Yoo-hoo! And the Crush-A-Nator! Yoo-hoo. Whoo.

Leela:Face it. The moon's a dump. A boring, dried-up wasteland. The only reason people come is for the tacky amusement park. -Can't you accept that?

Moon farmer · Bender:I'll learn you to sleep with my robot daughters! -He'll never find me in here!

Fry · Bender:You didn't touch the Crush-A-Nator, did you? Of course not. A lady that fine, you gotta romance first.

Moon farmer · Crush-A-Nator:Goldarn it, Crush-A-Nator! Jump! No, Pa. I love him.

Fry · Leela · Bender:Hey, cool! Dark side of the moon. Nightfall's coming. -Hurry, before we freeze! -What do you mean 'we,' mammal?

Farnsworth:Oh, dear. I really ought to do something. But I am already in my pajamas.

Fry:My foot's bigger. Isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen?

Bender:Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine. I'll build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Screw the whole thing.

Bender · Leela:She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes I'll kill you, Amy!