The Impossible Stream

Professor:only to find them suffering from a case of extreme old

Professor:Still grotesquely ugly, but young

Fry:Yay! I'm sharing backwash with friends!

Bender:Nah, I'm just yankin' your ass. We're back, baby!

Leela · Professor:Does science know what year it is? - Science knows everything!

Hermes:Good lord! It's the year 3023!

Amy:We call it the present, but spluttever

Leela:It's really sad, if you think about it

Leela:Oh, right. I forgot to point.

Leela:Not on my watch!

Fry:I eat diapers for breakfast

Fry:Fulu!

Hermes:You're not fobbing that girlfriend duty off on me

Amy:Kif has a single friend. His name is Zapp.

Narrator:Now, it's a FaceTime call from the devil. The devil part didn't change.

Sniri:Reservation confirmed. NFTs worthless.

Stand-up Robot:What is the deal with non-binary robots?

Fry:13,020? But... But... I'll never make it!

Fry:Drinking two six-packs and barfing in my mom's jewelry box?

Professor:I'm not entirely sure which is the air hose and which is the waste hose. But, live and learn.

Professor:I'm not entirely sure which is the air hose and which is the waste hose. But, live and learn.

Commercial:Everybody loves Honey Bunches of Springs! Except humans. Fatal for humans.

Bender:No wonder you find him so attractive.

Zoidberg:It's true! He's not responding to any of the sounds or smells I'm making.

Zoidberg:Yum! I mean sad.

Leela:Actually, it's mostly Fry's fault, but it's a little my fault!

Leela:What about Fulu? They'll bring back any old crap!

Bender:Pfft. That's a recipe for failure. Let's go punch somebody.

Hermes:Sweet jerk venison of Turkmenistan!

Calculon:Everything is negotiable.

Calculon:Yes, I do need to expel more coffee.

Commercial:Slurm Zero! None of the flavor, all of the addiction! Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle!

Hermes:That's exclusively for my one-man business dinners.

Amy:He's streaming at double speed? Why not just slow it down?

Professor:Any change, even refilling the Dorito bowl, could kill him.

Leela · Bender:Any idiot could be a TV writer. / Many are.

Leela:I love you, Calculon. Let's do it, baby. Bender is great. And fade to black.

Assistant · Leela:Was that heart attack part of the script? / No, but leave it in. It's hilarious.

Execubot:We love everything about this show. It's not working at all.

Leela:How does a show get canceled this many times? By this many networks?!

Calculon:Like the Milwaukee Shakespeare Festival.

Fry:I got out of that thing, like, two days ago. I decided to catch up on my reading.

Fry:The writing and the executive producing really went downhill towards the end.

Leela:Hey, I may not be a great writer, but at least I filled the allotted air time. To the second. Fade to black.

Fry:Well, first, I guess, don't reboot a show if the quality isn't gonna be there.

Fry:Any TV show that truly cares about its audience, that loves and respects them, should... no... must be canceled every few years. It's simply the right thing to do.

News Anchor:Sobering thoughts from some drug-addled weirdo.