Fry Amp The Slurm Factory

Gunculon:You're my half-brother, but there's no law against killing the other half!

Commercial announcer:Slurm. It's addictive!

Slurms McKenzie:Whammy-wham-wham-wazzle. Let's party!

Fry:Who says there are no more heroes?

Professor · Fry:Odds are mathematically insignificant. / I like those odds.

Fry:Rats! Just another tooth.

Fry:Right up until my third heart attack.

Leela:Let me check if you have a fever. Ow!

Professor:he's running a fever of 900 degrees

Fry · Zoidberg:I'm not Bender. I'm Fry. / I thought you were the robot. / Nope. Human.

Zoidberg:I couldn't tell him. It's fin fungus. He'll be floating upside down by morning.

Bender · Amy · Bender:I'm 40% zinc. / Then Echinacea or St. John's wort. / Or a big fat placebo. It's all the same crap.

Professor:I call this the F-ray. It's an x-ray that lets you see through anything, even metal.

Professor · Everyone:The neutrino beam it emits is dangerous... so you'll all need protective goggles. / Huh?

Professor:You may feel a slight stinging sensation. All of you.

Amy · Fry:That's my watch. / I was wondering where I put that.

Professor:And for the love of God, don't let it fall into the wrong hands.

Fry · Bender:Ow! My sperm! / Neat. Mind if I try that again?

Fry:Didn't hurt that time.

Bender · Bender:That's no lady! / One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle.

Bender · Amy:Bite my shiny, metal ass. / You couldn't afford it, honey.

Fry:Wait a second. I'm getting an idea. No. False alarm. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Wait. No. Yes!

Fry:I never want to see another can of Slurm again. I'm thirsty!

Glurmo:I'm Glurmo, your guide to the splendtacular Slurm factory.

Fry · Glurmo:Can we have our free Slurm? - You'll have all you can drink...when you're partying with my good friend, Slurms McKenzie.

Glurmo · Glurmo · Glurmo:He better be. That's why we pay him, right? / Right. / Slurms has to party all night every night or he's fired.

Glurmo · Guide:He better be. That's why we pay him, right? - Right. Slurms has to party all night every night or he's fired.

Slurms McKenzie:I'm gonna go lie down.

Glurmo:the wondrous world of whimsy that we call... Slurm Centralized Industrial Fabrication Unit.

Glurmo · Bender:Those are the Grunka Lunkas! / Tell them I hate them.

Leela · Glurmo · Leela · Glurmo:What's the secret ingredient? / Whatever you want it to be! / But what is it really? / That's not for you to know.

Glurmo:using sensual massage

Grunka Lunkas:Grunka Lunka dunkity doo / We've got a friendly warning for you / Grunka Lunka dunkity dasis / The secret of Slurm's On a need-to-know basis

Glurmo · Grunka Lunka · Glurmo:I don't pay you to sing. You just used your bathroom break. / Hard ass. / I heard that.

Grunka Lunkas · Leela · Fry · Grunka Lunkas · Leela:Grunka Lunka dunkity dinkredient / You should not ask About secret ingredient / Okay, we get the point. / I was curious about the guards. / Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards- / Shut up.

Glurmo · Glurmo:They don't have a good union. / They're like slaves.

Leela · Fry:No. That's moronic. - Fine. I'll swim around and drink as much as I want.

Fry:Help! I can't swim!

Bender:Everybody was doing it. I just wanted to be popular.

Leela · Fry · Leela · Fry:My God, what if the secret ingredient is people? / There's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola. / How is it? / It varies from person to person.

Fry · Leela · Fry:There's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola. - How is it? - It varies from person to person.

Amy:Weren't there more people at the start of the tour?

Fry:I'm never going 12 minutes without a Slurm again.

Fry:I'm never going 12 minutes without a Slurm again.

Fry:Still warm.

Leela · Slurm Queen:That's the secret ingredient? / That's the only ingredient of Slurm.

Slurm Queen · Leela · Slurm Queen:Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk is from a cow's behind. Do you use toothpaste? / Whose behind is that? / I won't say.

Slurm Queen · Slurm Queen:Yes! Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. / When everyone hates it... we'll bring back Slurm Classic and make billions.

Slurm Queen · Slurm Queen:It's so delicious, you'll eat until you explode. / Which reminds me, put a tarp over that sofa.

Leela:You pig! Stop stuffing your craw and save us!

Bender:I could fit if I didn't have these damn arms.

Slurms McKenzie · Slurms McKenzie:I'm partied out. All I want is to stay home and rent videos. / Is that so much to ask?

Leela · Slurms McKenzie:But she'll crush you like a worm. A smaller worm. / I'm so tired of partying. So very tired.

Slurms McKenzie:I'll save you the only way I know how. By partying!

Slurms McKenzie:Party on, Slurms. Party on, contest winners. Party on.

Nixon · Fry · Nixon:Grandpa's making up stories again. / I'm not your grandpa. You're my uncle from the year 2000. / Okay, Grandpa.

Fry:Hey, that's not that bad.