The Birdbot Of Ice Catraz

Character:Those cookies are fresh-a-licious, but they produce a lot of trash.

Character:So? It's not the only one we've got.

Professor · Other:Controversial? - Oh, my, no. For this highly controversial mission...

Professor:Impossible. The tanker has 6000 hulls. So, unlike me, it's entirely leakproof.

Character · Professor:Protestors? - Correct. Six thousand hulls.

Professor:To avoid the tollbooth.

Professor:She's restocked with emergency jam.

Leela:This is my normal jacket. I've had it 1 0 years.

Hermes:Well, Fry, or should I say Captain Fry? No, I shouldn't. Bender is the new captain.

Hermes:Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either.

Bender:I do think of human life as expendable.

Fry:She let me sit on her lap and steer, in this comic I drew.

Amy:The new one's out!

Bender:Now, look spry, men. We launch at six bells.

Free Waterfall Sr.:When you clap your hands...you kill thousands of spores that'll someday form a nutritious fungus.

Free Waterfall Sr.:Just show your approval with a mold-friendly thumbs up.

Free Waterfall Sr.:Please hold your thumbs until the end.

Leela:Why resort to nonviolence? Can't we kick their asses?

Free Waterfall Sr.:Little lady, those people's asses are living things too.

Fry:We're hitched up tighter than Davy Jones' U-Haul.

Bender:From now on, you'll be known as Wiggles.

Bender:What's Peter Parrot's first rule of captaining?

Free Waterfall Sr.:Our peace ring has them trapped like a tiger in a washing machine.

Fry:Didn't you realize spaceships can move in three dimensions?

Free Waterfall Sr.:No, I did not.

Free Waterfall Sr.:If you're cold, rub your bodies with permafrost. It's nature's long johns.

Zoidberg:If rubbing dirt in your crotch is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Amy:They're so cute, like if puppies and kittens could have babies.

Zapp:It's this medal I'm most proud of. I won it for saving the children of Earth from a giant kangaroo.

Zapp:It was on Australian news. You didn't see it.

Leela:Those aren't even medals. They're bottle caps and pepperoni slices.

Fry:Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender. He's the best...at being a jerk, and his ugly face is as dumb as a butt.

Bender:I've heard better.

Kif:Three.

Bender:I once knew a guy... You look like him.

Bender:He wasn't neither...

Free Waterfall Sr. · Leela:Bender's too low and upside down. - He must be talking on a cell phone.

Professor:Fools. If only they'd built it with 6001 hulls. When will they learn?

News Anchor:I don 't think any of us can understand how those poor penguins feel.

Penguin:Oily humanoid.

News Anchor:At the time of the crash, the captain had an alcohol level of. 08 percent...well below the legal limit for robots.

Hyper-Chicken Lawyer:As your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 1 2-piece bucket of trouble.

Bender:Five hours? Couldn't you have just gotten me the death penalty?

Hyper-Chicken Lawyer:I'd have done better, but it's hard pleading a case...while awaiting trial for incompetence.

Free Waterfall Sr.:To avoid frostbite, put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.

Bender:Can't beat fresh-squeezed.

Fry · Free Waterfall Sr.:Are they black with white feathers...or white with black feathers? - Don't matter. They're all beautiful.

Guard:Man, he got away. This is why chief says no hugging.

Free Waterfall Sr.:I'm gonna stay up singing songs about penguins in a fine, piercing tenor.

Leela:Here robot, robot, robot.

Fry · Amy · Fry:They sent us inside for doing an unsatisfactory job. - And eating penguin eggs. - You ate most of them.

Hermes:Where's Captain Bender? Off catastrophizing some other planet?

Kif:Such a man. I'd follow him to hell and back, I would.

Bender:What's this water made of, ice? Forget this!

Fry:I don't think we're on Pluto. We may have left space as we know it.

Free Waterfall Sr.:It's like a mix of penguin estrogen, penguin Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.

Free Waterfall Sr.:A garden-variety penguin lays one egg a year. Since the spill, our penguins lay six eggs every 1 5 minutes!

Free Waterfall Sr.:Also, the eggs hatch in only 1 2 hours! Also, the males are laying eggs!

Free Waterfall Sr.:This man has overgasped!

Leela:If only we hadn't flown penguins to Pluto and dumped oil on them.

Leela:Oh, God, it's inhuman! It's like Hong Kong! I'll do it!

Free Waterfall Sr.:Sorry, if it's fun in any way, it's not environmentalism.

Amy · Free Waterfall Sr.:Really? How about blowing up dams? - Yeah, that is fun.

Free Waterfall Sr.:Don't leave orphans. Gotta kill entire families.

Leela:They're so cute. No! You can do this. It's like murdering a little butler.

Bender:I don't know why, but when I look at their faces...it makes me want to puke! In a good way.

Bender:I don't know why, but when I look at their faces... it makes me want to puke! In a good way.

Free Waterfall Sr.:You may just be farming some free-range truth there.

Bender:I taught them if it ain't black and white, peck and bite.

Bender:Guys, it's me, your lovable dictator!

Fry:If only we had a toboggan!

Fry:Right, they can swim. It's all coming back to me now.

Fry · Leela:At least it'll help reduce their population. Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.

Leela:Nature will work itself out. It can't screw up any worse than we did, right?

Bender:Thanks to my influence, those stupid birds will do just fine.