Cold Warriors

Zapp Brannigan:I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier, eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal. To this day I can't stand the taste of early hominid.

Fry:Crispy doesn't even rhyme with risky.

Zapp Brannigan:Don't worry, son, you'll freeze before you drown.

Zoidberg:I have no protective fat, hair or warm blood. I'm not even legally a mammal.

Zapp Brannigan:Huh, learn something dumb every day.

Amy:I'm wearing a belly parka.

Fry:If I understand ice fishing, and I'm pretty sure I don't, we'll need to laser-blast a hole in the ice.

Bender:I don't see any irony in that.

Zapp Brannigan:Cocoa is for yodeling babies.

Zapp Brannigan:If you're sober, it isn't ice fishing.

Zapp Brannigan:We'll check it again at halftime.

Yancy Sr.:Nobody cut me any slack when I broke my spine. Didn't even take a day off of work. Lot of people depend on you when you sell trampolines door to door.

Yancy Sr.:I'm not sure science is your thing, seeing how that chimp at the zoo tricked you out of your allowance.

Fry:Yeah, well, I'll show you and Mr. Bananas.

Yancy Jr.:You're holding it, genius.

Bender:Could it be taken from you if you were, say, unconscious?

Professor Farnsworth:Oh, I try to act cool, but inside I'm freaking out.

Professor Farnsworth:Now, now, let's not all panic at once. We'll have to take shifts.

Fry:Huh, so it was hiding deep down inside of me, like my skeleton bones?

Professor Farnsworth:It could kill millions or nobody. I suppose it might even bring a few people back to life. Anything is possible in science.

Leela:My nose is all gunked up with blork. And I've got a hankering for a useless remedy created by a schoolteacher.

Professor Farnsworth:Yesterday I was nearly killed by a tight hat.

Bender:Which is why we'll all be counting on you and you alone to nurse us through this catastrophe. Why, God? Why have I been singled out?

Yancy Sr.:Face it, someone with your limited brainpower would be lucky to get a job as a pizza delivery boy.

Barack Obama:Man, I have got to go back to law school.

Josh Gedgie:Pi over four radians of pizza, please. What is that, about a slice? More like exactly a slice.

Zapp Brannigan:When I was shot down over Korea, I had to eat Kimchi. He was our interpreter.

Bender:Chicken, water, fire. You take it from there.

Guard:Without turning my head, I'd say 100%.

Guard:That robot was a heck of a nice feller.

Josh Gedgie:So what's your project-- the effects of losing on idiots?

Fry:You are an evil, evil nerd.

Linda:All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly after beating up Philip J. Fry.

Linda:The situation is expected to deteriorate as newscasters whip the city into a panic.

Nixon:We don't have nearly enough piranhas.

Amy:I'm just glad I have my wool scarf. What good is a wool...?

Professor Farnsworth:Wern... strom!

Wernstrom:He consented! You all heard it!

Fry:He already survived in the vacuum of my mom. I mean, my mom's vacuum.

Professor Farnsworth:Oh! I don't know why I even build these things.

Fry:Thin and crispy, way too risky!

Buzz Aldrin:I could have used an introduction like that when I first met the moon men.

Buzz Aldrin:But seriously, there are moon men.

Fry:Besides, Buzz Aldrin ran over my guinea pig in the parking lot.

Fry:Besides, Buzz Aldrin ran over my guinea pig in the parking lot.

Zoidberg:Now I'll give you the shot.

Fry:I could have flip-flopped out.

Yancy Sr.:Some day, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can't even conceive of them. But I know you'll pull through and make me proud.