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Fry:Oh, yeah? Well, track this motion! [Fry gives the X-Cube camera the finger]

Fry:Sounds like fun on a bun!

German player:Sorry to kill und run, but I really must be Göring.

Fry:Pwned again!

Fry:You can't even keep up with me, and I'm some sort of Stone Age throwback.

Bender:You say it'll put some whoopie in my cushion?

Bender · Cubert:Sounds like fun on a bun! - Deleted. - Aw.

Fry:Sure, but you're always in it. Also, sometimes terminators.

Bender:Ooh, I'm smart! I know how to spell 'aardvark'! February is the shortest month! There's... 3,018 jelly beans in that jar! Oh, damn, I'm good! I mean 3,018 rat kidneys.

Bender:Hey, foreign aggressors, wassup?

Bender:It's my brains against your Von Braun!

German player:Ach! I could have fired a V8!

Walt · Larry · Igner · Mom:Mommy! What is it, you colicky bastards!

Mom:Nobody rips off my kids but me!

Mom:It better not be those little Korean girls again.

Mom:That nerdburglar overclocked the robot's processor!

Walt · Mom:Even an idiot like me knows that. - An idiot like you knows nothing! - Aah!

URL:Ding-dong. I'm saying 'ding-dong' 'cause you don't have a doorbell.

URL:You're porkin' at him.

URL:Your porkin' at him.

Walt · Mom:Even an idiot like me knows he'll be ruined. - An idiot like you is correct! - Aah!

Cubert:How. You taught me how.

Bender:I really shouldn't agree to things I don't understand, but I'm slightly thirsty.

Bender:Oh, God! I clicked without reading! And I slightly modified a thing that I own! We're monsters!

Walt · Mom:Can you die happy now? - Not yet. - Darn.

Hermes:Good news, everyone! That's what the professor would say if weren't in jail facing a life sentence.

Bender:You a big dummy, Einstein! Get a haircut!

Bender:What are all these pagey things?

Bender · Zoidberg:I can anticipate that the ceiling fan's gonna fall and knock Zoidberg unconscious. Wrong, Mr. Genius. Not that ceiling fan. Aah!

Bender · Fry:Who's up for a turkey dinner and a game of badminton? Say what?

Bender:I hear turkey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey.

Bender:I can conceive of gravies that would boggle your tiny mind!

Bender:Farewell, monobrains.

Cubert:That's my name.

Hermes · Judge:We don't know where the hell he is. Your Honor, that is something we cannot a-doodle-doo.

Professor:... four fingers.

Amy:If we could mount one big musical featuring everyone's talents, we might just save Planet Express! We'll call it Nibbler on the Roof!

Leela:hearing the words Nibbler on the Roof has given me the kick in the pants I needed.

Randy:Stay strong, Fry. You're the best friend I have left. And I barely even know you.

Fry:What are you, Randy, a complete moron? I'd love to talk to Bender, but I have no idea where he is.

Fry:Oh, you're no help at all! I'm gonna go kill myself. Wait a second. Power? Liquid coolant? That gives me the option of electrocution or drowning.

Barrel Vendor · Fry:Slim to none. - I like those odds.

Fry:Wait. This isn't a barrel. It's just a stinking cask! I want my money back...!

Fry:That was not worth $3,000.

Fry:That was not worth $3,000.

Bender:In here is the only place I'm not!

Bender:I amuse myself.

Bender:Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. Two, if I've been eating broccoli.

Bender:Better cover your 'nads. It may get a little non-Newtonian in here.

Judge · Judge:Did you say extra-crispy recipe? You know I didn't.

Cubert:Someone used to care about me? Hooray!

Hermes:She always liked not being observed with a telescope.

Judge:One more inburst like that, and I'll have this courtroom removed from you!

Mom:Son of a nerd!

Jury foreman:Not just any verdict, Your Honor. A great verdict!

Cubert · URL:Told you I'd get away with it. That'll do, pig.

Bender:Cubert is the Professor's clone, ergo they are legally the same person. Since you dismissed the charges against Cubert, you cannot convict the Professor of these same charges!

Judge:Well, I'll be a nugget's uncle. He's right!

Bender:All except this part. Ow!

Amy · Bender:Oh, we've had some tough times, but at least we won a Tony. You won a Tony. Feh.

Bender:Honestly, I couldn't think of one good reason, but some decisions can't be made by thinking. Even if you're drunk.

Bender · Zoidberg:No galaxies there. Knock, knock. Oh! Oh! Who's there?

Bender:Leela who?

Fry:Things like me, or things like this badminton racquet?

Fry:It's probably better if we don't know. Uh, mystery of life and whatnot.