Reincarnation

Narrator:Then he died.

Leela:♪ Jumpin' Joe and golly jeeper / I got one gigantic peeper / Sassafras and banana oil / I'm a beautiful purple-haired goil. ♪

Fry:Do you think a space-age dame like her would ever marry a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me, and also I have bad posture and severe financial problems?

Bender · Fry:Have you tried getting her pregnant? / Gosh, yes, I've tried and tried, but so far I only got Amy pregnant.

Fry:That's for sure, not on the measly salary I steal from you each month.

Zoidberg:Mmm-mmm, fish on Friday and human flesh the rest of the week.

Professor:Hang on, let me just adjust it to your eye level.

Professor:Oh, fuff. Nothing in the universe can fracture diamondium, not even God One and God Two put together.

Bender:Why, it's lit up like a smooth, refreshing Chesterfield.

Bender:You're boopin' my betty.

Bender:I got to go check this comet for anarchists.

Fry:All right, diamond, you won those rounds, but I've got an ace up my hole.

Fry:Good? Huh, I-I guess they can.

Leela · Fry:I thought you snuck off to take a dump. / A man can sneak off to do two things.

Leela:You've made me the happiest finger in the whole wide hand.

Leela:You've made me the happiest finger in the whole wide hand.

Professor:Comet kaboomination in three, two... Um, hello, cuckoo.

Fry:It went kersplitters.

Leela:Fry, you've created a new color, totally different from any other color or combination of colors.

Alien Fry · Alien Leela:Gornella, my love, will you marry me? / Blorg, blorg, a thousand times blorg.

Bender · Professor:Hey, Professor. Yes, Bender. Aah! Boo!

Bender:Byte my eight-bit metal ass. That's byte with a 'Y.'

Hermes:Whatever you say, mon.

Hermes:Mon, that's some cheap-ass matter.

Professor:Oh, my, there's a frog on a bump on this log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea.

Amy:Dear Liza.

Amy · Professor:Pfft, those things don't rhyme. / Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope.

Scruffy:It's a mirror into Scruffy's soul.

Stephen Hawking:I like physics, but I love cartoons.

Fry:I watch TV. It's the next best thing to being alive.

Amy · Bender:I checked the invariance of your Lagrangian. / Hubba hubba.

Fry · Professor:Probably magnets. / Shut up, Hawking!

Professor:Fry, you idiot! You're a genius!

Professor:It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money!

Fry:I'm surprised you lived through that sentence.

Fry · Professor:What is that box, you old witch? Ha, ha, ha. I'll never tell you. It's a deep space emotion detector.

Leela · Zoidberg:Flying bananas? / Ha, ha. I will slice them on my morning fish porridge.

Zoidberg:My shell may be tough, like a samurai honeymoon mask, but inside I'm as soft and sensitive as a girl made of custard.

Fry · Everyone:Custard time? / Hooray!

Professor:I see your mother the water mutant didn't raise any fools, Turanga Leela.

Zoidberg · Leela:Me, me. Choose Zoidberg. Zoidberg a diplomat? The list of things I've heard now contains everything.

Fry:Custard time? Hooray!

Fry · Leela:What if we hire a buttered geisha? Another one of your ill-timed jokes, Fry? You and I are enemies now.

Amy · Zoidberg:You may be gelatinous, but not even the Mochi Phantom could perform such intricate motions! / Says you, salaryman.

Leela:I underestimated you, Medical Crab. But, will the Aliens understand?