Fun On A Bun

Fry · Leela:What? You double-dipped!

Professor · Orange Joe:Most folks just call me orange Joe.

Professor:It's July, right? Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest!

Fry:Hey! I don't smell bavarian-style vomit. Where's Oktoberfest?

Hermes:No, I wouldn't want to ruin my Oktoberfest by becoming intoxicated.

Fry:You can all act like Jersey shore socialites, but at least Bender will party with me.

Bender:I enjoy partying as much as the next fellow, but this is Oktoberfest. Good day, sir!

Fry:Ach du freakin' lieber!

Elzar:Shut up! I said it first!

Fry:I've just recently started always having dreamt of being a sausage-making champion.

Elzar:He's only using the choicest cuts of hummingbird.

Elzar:Murakami-San got his hands on a nice rack of angel wings. Gonna grind 'em up into heavenwurst.

Elzar:Pork that's been aged for 3,000 years!

Fry:Aw, man! I can't beat that with a Craigslist pig.

Elzar:I'll have to kill you later for some other reason.

Fry:Man, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble barf-a-palooza.

Fry:Well, at least we were hammered!

Fry:Fahrvergnügen! Kaiser permanente! Fru... frusen gladje!

Fry:Hey, come on, you keister-meisters! Eins, zwei, drei, vier! Lift your Stein and drink your beer! Ich bin ein never!

Amy:Even with harps, that's still the famous Oktoberfest chicken dance!

Fry:Get das Booty up here, Leela! I brought his-and-her chicken hats!

Leela · Fry:You are a boorish, primitive neanderthal! We were going out?!

Fry:Whoo! I mean, nooo!

Fry:...and-and the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!

Fry:It's supposed to be beer and bratwurst, not breakups and... Boring thing!

Bender:Mammoth meat aged for 30,000 years? Prize-winning sausage meat, here I come!

Leela · Fry:This is the elephant detector. I just set it to 'big and woolly.'

Bender:♪ Sausage is great, sausage is great ♪ ♪ Sausage, sausage, sausage... ♪

Bender:Last I saw, he was jumping up and down in my meat grinder.

Amy:Oh, my God! That looks like Fry's hair!

Amy:It's tragedy on a bun.

Leela:I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him!

Professor:Oh, now, now, we've all been there.

Memory Doctor:He thought he recognized one of the monkeys!

Fry:Geez, who died?

Leela · Bender:Maybe we should hire a delivery boy. You mean like: Fry?

Bender:Nah, I'm just kidding. My pastor helped me through my grief.

Neanderthal:Look normal to me.

Gugg:Anyone dumb enough get stuck in ice probably neanderthal.

Leela:53 tons of hamburgers and French frr... agments of not potatoes.

Leela:They get a big shipment every fri... Saturday!

Fry:And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me!

Gugg:Maybe someone look into it, many years from now.

Gugg:those stuck-up homo sapiens with their tools and their pants and such.

Elzar:This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed!

Zapp:Dear God, look at those hairy elephantés!

Zapp · Kif:Then how are they unmanned? The men are just for ballast.

Zapp:it's designed to withstand even the weight of a modern-day elephant foot.

Gugg:We want our land back! Also, to be treated as equals! And a little mating wouldn't hurt!

Gugg:You want make love, not war? Jawohl! This change everything, tight-clothes-man.

Bender:Chef Fritz accidentally got thrown down an icy slope! I'm the sausage champion!

Fry:Just this once, I'm going to let you embarrass me.