Lucky

Leslie's fashion show while Ben tries to prep her for interview

But I bet these pants will work for the public

And I bet they look even better on Ben's floor

Are you hitting on Leslie... for me?

It says 'Nympho' on the butt in silver, sparkly letters

Ann's clinical explanation of 'nympho' and butt implications

They're all girls. Women's studies.

Usually tests scare me, but this is an oral exam. And if there's one thing I know is--

My fantastic-- it's talk. God, I don't know.

If you can't remember what some woman did, just tear up and say 'she changed my life'

Maybe we should see if he can pull that rod out of his butt and we can hang some of those outfits on it

We've gone 30 hours without breaking up. Our personal best is 47 hours.

It happened when she was out of town for two days and she forgot we were dating

Come on, did anyone even get hurt?

Do you know who the president of boring club is? Me? Nope... You lost the election 'cause your speech was too boring.

Andy's long pause before repeating the exact same fact

Just one man's opinion

I was hoping for a P-plus, but that does not exist

Basically, best grade in the class-- tied for the best grade in the class

We'll let you pay for your own food, because of equality

I have a date with my bathtub, a glass of red wine, and a gigantic fireman named Marcus

Maybe we should all just drink sensible portions of milk

It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to

Ben is like a MILF

I'm watching Murder She Wrote. Murder She Wrote. I'm watching Murder She Wrote.

We are so 'drucky.' I mean 'lunky.'

I still had eight hours rental time on that hot-tub limousine

Why are you from Russia?

My father once told my mother that woman was made from the rib of Adam, and my mom broke his jaw

I'm surrounded by friends... Friends I don't know yet

It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel... Oh, she drowned immediately

I don't know, Marcus. I'll hit you up when I hit you up.

'Helpy' to hop out

Oh, I'm sorry. You're being serious.

Found a small piece of carpet without a horrifying smellscape

Pawnee, Indiana, home to the Sweetums Candy Corporation, 19 toxic-waste repositories, and not much else

friendly faces and hand-working hards-- hardworking hands

If they got together, they would make the most beautiful super baby. It would rule us all.

You have extraordinary caput laterale

Well, like I said, I don't want to discuss it, Buddy, and, frankly, I don't appreciate your condescending tone. But you know what? I've had a couple drinks, so what the hell?

Yes, when you have a jumbo Margarita and some flaming Tequila shots, you can get drunk

This-- this is not because I'm drunk. This is because of the wire.

The sheep that watch my show are gonna eat this up like tiramisu

And sheep don't eat it

And I'm gonna lock down that P-plus

You and the women taught me that nothing is impossible

It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice

You'd think a commuter airport could handle the luggage of 11 people at once, but apparently not

How much is a Walkman nowadays? Probably more than $20. Here's $25.

Great red shirt

Oh, my God, Ron... It was you who told me that. That's crazy.

I'm quite lonely

We have now gone 48 hours without breaking up, shattering our previous record

48 of 'em. Different flavor for each hour.

Yeah, we're not dating any more, okay? Get out.