Mutt Schitt

Speaking of unfit homes, why do you live in a barn? / What's wrong with living in a barn? / Mm... nothing, if you're a goat.

Mutt revealing David's 'nervous breakdown' diagnosis: 'Ted told me all about your... Nervous breakdown.' 'When he said it was someone "precious," I knew.'

Alexis accidentally touching Mutt inappropriately during yoga: 'Omigod! Omigod! I'm so sorry. I'm sssso sorry.' with exaggerated panic

You know that if it's in your dreams, or over the clothes, it's not cheating, right?

Well, who says I can't do both?

You had a bug in your hair. - Oh. Ew!

Um, did you have to kill a man to get it, or... / I did.

I wore this thing to prom, like, 1,000 years ago, but it did bring me some luck that night, so I wore it here tonight.

I wore this thing to prom, like, 1,000 years ago, but it did bring me some luck that night, so I wore it here tonight.

Why did you do all that extra community service, Mutt? / I like to stay active. / Really?

You know why! / Why can't you just say it?

Actually, you're standing in my living room, you let yourself in.

I would love to feel worse about your parents not selling the town, but...

Thanks, I make sure to moisturize.

David measuring sweaters with his body while Mutt watches from the doorway

Well, how far along are you? - Um, I'm this far.

Yeah, well, I can't not jump in and help when I see someone doin' something wrong. - Was it wrong, or was it just unconventional?

Are you just saying that because you don't want her to move back here? - Yes, I am!

Well, you said you missed spin class, so... I did! I did say that I missed spin class. And so you bought me a bike! Because I said that I missed spin class. Because you're so thoughtful and perceptive.

I don't know how to ride a bike. What? I said, I don't know how to ride a bike!

It's just, you're talking about how nice it is not to talk, but you're still, talking about it.

Well, that is an understatement.

My beard is your favorite thing about me! - I said one of my favorite things. - No, no, no, no. You said, 'favorite thing!'

let the road take us where it wants. No plans, no phones, no schedules. Basically my worst nightmare.

We're picking pinecones. I got this old compass at a flea market; we're just gonna drive until we see the pine trees. I'm pretty sure the compass is broken, though.

Oh well, I uh, I don't know if you heard, but I'm gonna have a little brother soon, so yeah, I couldn't miss that.

Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons. I had to evict them, though, and they didn't go quietly.

I won't turn down the help, but you don't have to worry about the plants, they are very, very dead.

She's married to Moonshine now, the owner of the cone farm.

Compass broke halfway there, we ended up following a star for 2 days.

That day I picked 700 cones! Well, Moonshine and his daughter, Petal, said it was the biggest one-day haul they'd ever seen. They gave me the Cone of Achievement, which allowed me to take 2 showers that week.

I can crack open a bottle of cone wine? Feeling risky?

Makes you wonder if it's us?