Mutt Schitt

Alexis · Mutt:Alexis confronts Mutt: 'The reason that I let you kiss me.' Mutt: 'Um, you kissed me.' Alexis: 'Yeah, no, I can see how that would be confusing...'

Alexis · Mutt · Twyla:Alexis shows up at Mutt's cabin — Mutt answers the door apparently shirtless/post-workout; Twyla is also there

Mutt:Mutt: 'It was just weed and mushrooms, uppers. Mostly to truckers and my high school teachers.'

Mutt:Mutt: 'It seems to... With the ladies.' / 'That's just a joke.'

Mutt · David:Mutt to David at yoga: 'Ted told me all about your... Nervous breakdown.'

Mutt:Mutt: 'I was at the cafe. He didn't mention any names, but when he said it was someone "precious," I knew.'

Alexis · Mutt:Alexis and Mutt's increasingly awkward yoga partner stretching — 'I haven't noticed. I have noticed, I haven't — I haven't "noticed" noticed, so...'

Alexis · Mutt · Twyla:During a yoga pose where Alexis is holding Mutt's thigh, something goes wrong — 'Let's bring it down... Oh, no! Oh! Mutt should support his own thigh.' Alexis: 'Omigod! Omigod! I'm so sorry.'

Mutt · Alexis:Mutt arrives with a smoothie for Alexis and gives a forced/awkward kiss — clearly more than just a friend.

Alexis · Mutt:You're quiet today. / Am I? / It's just that you're not talking, and it's annoying, because I'm bored.

Mutt · Ted:So, where is everybody? / It is. It's an exclusive little party.

David · Mutt:Mutt, did you two criminals do any good for... / We washed a car. / You washed a car. Wow. / The judicial system is really cracking down on its delinquents these days, huh?

David · Twyla · Mutt:What do you two talk about all day out there? / Nothing. / I mean, we talk, but... We don't really talk about... / So, like, what? / Like, nothing.

Alexis · Mutt · Ted:We were washing a car and talking about bad dreams. / Okay? / Okay. / You sound a little defensive. / Well... / I'd agree.

Alexis · Mutt:Alexis runs into Mutt while he's working and immediately asks to borrow his barn, adding: 'But if you can't take the night off from bedding women, I totally understand.'

Mutt:Mutt's response to the 'bedding women' comment: 'Well, who says I can't do both?'

Mutt · Alexis:Mutt removes a bug from Alexis's hair. She reacts: 'Oh. Ew!'

Mutt:Mutt: 'I did. It took me a couple to find one in my size.'

Mutt:Mutt: 'I wore this thing to prom, like, 1,000 years ago, but it did bring me some luck that night, so I wore it here tonight.'

Ted · Mutt · Alexis:Ted to Mutt, about the suit: 'Great suit, bud.' — Mutt: 'Thanks.' — then Alexis immediately to Mutt: 'Killed somebody for it.'

Ted · Mutt · Alexis:Ted to Mutt: 'Great suit, bud.' / Mutt: 'Thanks.' — followed by Alexis saying 'Babe, I thought you had that...' / Mutt: 'Killed somebody for it.'

Mutt · Alexis:So, you're leaving. / What'd Ted say about that? / He proposed. / Really? / So, what'd you tell him? / I told him I was leaving. / But if you weren't, you would? / Is this a Barbara Walters special or something? I'm leaving. That's it.

Mutt · Alexis:You don't seem to be crying about it. / I think it's nice you're going back... / I'm not a dolphin, Mutt.

Mutt · Alexis:You know what I meant. / I'm happy for you. / Oh. / I'm glad you're happy about it. / You know, you should really work on expanding your emotional range at some point.

Mutt · Alexis:Sure. / Don't you even care that I'm leaving? / Of course I care. / Then what're you doing? / Why are you yelling? / Okay, I'm gonna ask you one more time. Mutt, why did you do that extra community service? / You know why! / Why can't you just say it?

Mutt · Alexis:Mutt enters having let himself into Alexis's room; 'Actually, you're standing in my living room, you let yourself in.'

Alexis · Mutt:Alexis says Ted 'was misinformed' that things were done between them. Mutt: 'By who?' Alexis: 'By me.'

Mutt · Alexis:I thought things were done with Ted. / Me too. / But apparently, he was misinformed. / By who? / By me.

Alexis · Mutt:Alexis complimenting Mutt's hands: 'Soft for someone who does nothing but manual labor.' Mutt: 'Thanks, I make sure to moisturize.'

Mutt · David:Mutt arriving to pick up 'cute looks for the barn' — the absurdity of fashion-coordinated farm attire for Alexis

David · Mutt:David is discovered doing measurements with no measuring tape — using some unspecified improvised method

David · Mutt:David shows how far along he is in building the chest: 'Um, I'm this far'

Stevie · Mutt:Stevie's 'Has Paul Bunyan finished his box?' — nickname for David and his woodworking project

Mutt · Stevie:Mutt requests a miter saw, bar clamps, and dowels — tools David clearly has no idea how to use

Mutt · David:Mutt admits he 'can't not jump in and help when I see someone doin' something wrong' — but doesn't mean carpentry

David · Mutt:David's pre-emptive speech about not being romantically interested — 'If you're experiencing feelings for me, I totally get it'

David · Mutt:Mutt asks if David is just saying that to keep Alexis away; David immediately admits yes

Alexis · David · Mutt:Mutt knocks on the door immediately after Alexis's panicked 'No, Mutt!' and David promises to support her — then she does a calming exhale before cheerfully saying 'Hey you!'

Alexis · Mutt:Mutt: 'It's 10:00am.' Alexis: 'Mutt, you tell that to an alcoholic!'

Alexis · Mutt:Alexis finally admits: 'I don't know how to ride a bike.' — and then repeats it louder when asked to repeat herself

Alexis · Mutt:Alexis takes off on the bike before learning to brake — Mutt calls: 'I didn't teach you how to brake yet!'

Mutt · Alexis:You're talking about how nice it is not to talk, but you're still, talking about it. — 'I mean, yeah, I'm not a mute!'

Mutt · Alexis:'Well, that is an understatement.' — 'Are we having some non-fight fight or something?'

Alexis · Mutt:Oh my God! Your face! — Yes, you can see it now! — You shaved!

Alexis · Mutt:And you didn't talk to me about it. / About me shaving my beard? / Yeah.

Alexis · Mutt:'hm, no mutt, I don't think that that's the right journey for you at this point in time.' — 'Well, then I would've said, too bad.'

Alexis · Mutt:But your beard is like, my favorite thing about you! — My beard is your favorite thing about me! — I said one of my favorite things. — No, no, no, no. You said, 'favorite thing!'

Twyla · Mutt:Did you lose weight? — I shaved my beard.

Mutt:Mutt admits he 'couldn't stop crying' after the breakup and 'was scaring all the animals at work.'

Mutt:Mutt went on their honeymoon alone — 'the zip line instructor at Los Passions Couples Resort told me I just gotta get through it' — meaning his fear of heights.

Alexis · Mutt:'Staff dance?' — 'Yes!'

Mutt:'Actually, those boys did burn a bridge last summer. Luckily they don't get as bored as they used to.'

Mutt · Alexis:I asked a friend of mine to keep an eye on it while I was away, and musta slipped her mind. / It didn't slip my mind, I just like, didn't go.

Mutt:Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons. I had to evict them, though, and they didn't go quietly.

Mutt:It's uh, Tennessee, and I'm pretty sure you know that.

Mutt:Compass broke halfway there, we ended up following a star for 2 days. [...] That day I picked 700 cones! [...] They gave me the Cone of Achievement, which allowed me to take 2 showers that week.

Mutt:I can crack open a bottle of cone wine? Feeling risky?