The Rollout

Um, who taught you rollout? - May have been me. Sorry.

Okay, you really need to stop saying rollout.

Well I can't pull the account, because it's part of the rollout.

So, I may be looking elsewhere when it comes time for the pop-out store.

Okay. He meant pop-up store, right? Honestly, David, it took him like 2 weeks to learn rollout, so...

it's kinda hard to guarantee fun.

That's actually a he, and I think he might already be spoken for?

Hmm. Wow, love that for her.

Oh, Theodore, back for another meeting of the animals, I see.

You know you two are lovely little freaks. In this digital day of discontented disconnection, you two still manage to do things face-to-face, like people from before your time.

Safe to say our animal-loving singles will be well placated.

That nudnick at the curling rink just informed me that they'll no longer be able to accommodate our Lover's Messy Sloppy Joe Eat-a-Thon.

N... alas! Your co-chair will be busy getting herself out of jury duty today.

Alexis, you know me, I'm not one to overstep, But, perhaps you might be able to strike a few more to-do's off that list if you and Ted spend a little less time fussing over this canine auction.

It's a puppy adoption, and we're done. Planning. So, thank you.

Uh I know it's for the guests, but it's like really good stuff, and this is extra.

Nothing, just rolling things out, like you asked me to.

I don't know, okay! It might be causing the rash, but it's also the only thing that's making it feel better.

This is the last thing we need in the middle of a rollout!

I, of course, am your co-chair, Alexis Rose.

Oh well, I uh, I don't know if you heard, but I'm gonna have a little brother soon, so yeah, I couldn't miss that.

It didn't slip my mind, I just like, didn't go.

Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons. I had to evict them, though, and they didn't go quietly.

I won't turn down the help, but you don't have to worry about the plants, they are very, very dead.

Mutt, you're making me feel partially responsible.

Oh no, I've been waiting for this moment. Apparently, if they call your number, you get to stand in front of a judge! I feel like I'm on 'The Voice'!

Jocelyn, you're about to witness a master class in judicatory persuasion.

No one at the counter! Who runs a business like this? Anyone could just walk in here and shoplift.

I look like the Phantom of the Opera!

You realize you're gonna have to talk to Patrick and tell him that you two are gonna have to take a bit of a breather when it... comes to... - Ew! - You know, could be contagious.

And here you were this morning, acting like you were doing us a favour with the rollout.

Well, we're gonna have to roll it back in.

I totally thought she was like, the one for you.

She's married to Moonshine now, the owner of the cone farm.

Compass broke halfway there, we ended up following a star for 2 days.

That day I picked 700 cones! Well, Moonshine and his daughter, Petal, said it was the biggest one-day haul they'd ever seen. They gave me the Cone of Achievement, which allowed me to take 2 showers that week.

I can crack open a bottle of cone wine? Feeling risky?

I gotta tell you two, this timesheet you have is really complicated. By the time I finished filling it out, I was already into overtime. So do you guys have an overtime sheet I can fill out?

Well, boy, leave it to Stevie to get a rash from a moisturizer when she's sitting right next to poison oak.

Uh, correct me if I'm wrong here, Johnny, but I don't think poison oak is that expensive.

Well, there was that summer that Jimmy Smits stole my heart on stage in a workshop-only production of 'An Officer and a Gentleman'. I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement?

The fact that my own world was ripped out from under me, by someone like this prick of a prestidigitator? I should think would help the court in the quest to make a fair judgment.

Mother (bleep). This is the farthest I've ever gone!

Mother (bleep). This is the farthest I've ever gone!

Makes you wonder if it's us?

Okay, bye.

My skin is normally fresh, and dewy, and blemish-free.

Well, does the vendor have a sense of humor, because this is a good one!

Remember the conversation we were having this morning about you know, the rash? Well, it turns out it wasn't the moisturizer, it was poison oak.

I'm sorry for touching my nose to a flower!

I just went all Gordon Ramsey on one of my most important vendors! I basically told her, her product was like a jar of Ebola!

Yeah, I was just giving them a little pup talk.

Oh, I just assumed that's how you always work.

Um, but maybe I could take a puppy home for the night. You know I can't let you do that. Yeah, no. That's no problem.

Um, I was just thinking if there was like, a particularly runty one, like Cindy, or like, no, no. That's okay.