Stop Saying Lice!

I did not know he was a substitute teacher, and basically, nothing happened.

She doesn't look like a horse, she just talks about them a lot. And smells a bit.

Can everyone stop saying lice please?!

This is the last time I take a pity selfie with Kelsey!

Some of our guests prefer morning and evening sheets.

Your hair's in a ponytail, that's fantastic... gives the neck a chance to breathe

I'm not used to that level of kindness.

Mama Oprah would be very proud of us.

A platonic sleepover?

That would be a shower cap.

Yes, that is almost entirely correct.

Bob's Bench... So is the bench.

Meredith! She's new-ish, you might not remember her, just kind of like, mid-length, like wavy hair.

You know that it's me, right?

I don't know about little, because I'm benching 225 right now

Also, I'm kind of a samurai when it comes to a metal comb, so...

Um, you know that it's me, right? - Yeah, caught on pretty quick.

Can you drink these?

Anyone with a fiber of common sense would know that it's not actually milk.

Oh well, anyone with a fiber of common sense would know that.

I like him. I like you.

It's almost as if you want me to get the lice.

This is really fun for me. I'm having a lot of fun.

Who the fuck is Lucy Albion?!

I won't be pitied, John! Or fed your pacifying pablum like some kind of soft-headed infant!

The notion of that garden is as abhorrent to me as our daughter's scalp!

I could've sworn I heard you say change the sheets.

28.

Oh, and I checked your hairbrush and it is fine.

Plus I didn't want you to picture me like some well-toned bug woman.

I didn't want you to picture me like some well-toned bug woman.

I could be shearing you with trimmers right now.

It reminds me of when I was in Bangkok. There was this amazing little Resto-Lounge that specialized in Tahitian food, and scalp massages.

I'm not sure what's more disgusting, what I'm doing right now, or the concept for that restaurant.

Just-just the mama, we got her.

For some reason I pictured you living underground.

I followed Lilith Fair for two summers.

Two toothbrushes? Hello!

I just see two de-shelled hard-boiled eggs in a bag, should I be scared for you?

Oh, in the freezer, okay. There she is! Look at that, look at her, go. What a gift.

Evacuation Route 14... 'Moira Rose Boulevard.'

Last year my throat almost completely shut.

Guest bedroom, what is he, Bill Gates?

The Moira's Rose's Garden.

The Moira's Rose's Garden. / So the garden is dedicated to a rose that Moira owns?

Those are the last four digits of your father's credit card.

So when we die, are we all gonna be buried here?