Ronnie Lee

Ronnie · Alexis:Ronnie to Alexis: 'So what's your deal? You're pretty. What's that like?'

Ronnie · Alexis:Ronnie: 'Are you high right now?' Alexis: 'No.' Ronnie: 'Well, you might wanna be, 'cause this isn't exactly thrilling work.'

Ronnie:Ronnie throws a garbage-picking stick at Alexis and says 'This isn't say yes to the dress, princess. Orange is the new orange.'

Ronnie:(Yelling) Turkey virgin!

David · Bob · Ronnie · Stevie:It's looking at me. — That's it. You're locked in. It's just you and him. — (Turkey gobbles) — Okay... (sharp inhale) — Just point and shoot, David. — Hard to do when you're talking, Bob. — There's no one talking now. — Bob, you're talking. — What? — Stop talking! — Too much talking! — Shoot the bird, David! Shoot it!

Ronnie:Even tougher when you shoot it in the neck 'cause then it takes longer to die.

Moira · Jocelyn · Ronnie:Sorry, you're... you're an Allez Vous consultant? / I'm actually an executive area manager. / I'm a district manager. / I'm an executive district manager. / I gave up.

Ronnie · Alexis · Ronnie:Well, excuse you in that coat! / I know! Jocelyn gave it to me. / What? / Knockoffs are getting so good these days.

Ronnie:Thanks. I can't wait till winter. I'm gonna feel like Patty LaBelle.

Ronnie · Alexis:And you must have done some number on Mutt. / What do you mean? / His hours were up a month ago, he kept coming anyway.

Ronnie:Maybe he just likes pretty girls in hippie hats. / Know what I mean, string bean?

Moira · Ronnie:New khakis I see. / Are you enjoying your coffee? / I was.

Moira · Ronnie:It's a date. / No. No, it's not. I wouldn't call it that. / No, I didn't... I didn't mean... / Uh! Just... / No, I...

Ronnie:Entrepreneurs. Everyone here is a member of the Women's Business Association.

Johnny · Ronnie:Yeah, I think your wife's gonna do okay. / Well, she pulled it off, didn't she? / Considering she came in, well, we both did... thinking everyone was... / Black? / No. I mean that everyone was leaning... / Younger?

Moira · Ronnie:I love your friends and I really loved that dip. / Oh, the dip was incredible, really, for men and women.

Ronnie:Ronnie: 'Why don't I just tiptoe into my orchard of money trees, and fill my basket with money for you! And while we're at it, why don't I gather up some diamond carrots, and some golden potatoes! And I don't mean the kind of potatoes you eat, I mean the potatoes that are made out of actual gold.'

Moira · Ronnie:I would love nothing more than to lunch with you today, but I believe I'm lunching with Alexis. It's kind of a mother daughter thing.

Moira · Ronnie:Once I break the ice with a provocative question or two. / Sure. / And then there's the banter about the food, that always eats up some time, doesn't it? / As long as you don't over think it. / Oh, no. Ronnie!

Moira · Ronnie:If you're still there when we arrive, might we... perhaps push our tables together? / Yeah, perhaps.

Ronnie:You know, I have yet to find an ornament in there that I'd put on my tree, and I heard those little elves they have running around, they're actually underage kids.

Ronnie:Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers, and single men over 40, and my cousin, who is a single man over 40.

Ronnie:Okay, what did they send you?

Roland · Ronnie:And Ronnie's got her rec centre. [Ronnie: It's an outdoor tennis court, and last year the net was stolen.]

Ronnie:So is the bench.

Ronnie:It's your safe. You have the combination.

Ronnie:Your wife's pregnant in her 40's. How many surprises do you need?

Moira · Ronnie:Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie, might you and I confabulate for a moment in the back room? No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one.

Moira · Ronnie:Moira successfully lures Ronnie to the back room by claiming it's 'a salacious bit of Council-related news' — cut to Ronnie being told the baby secret.

Roland · Ronnie:Where did you put the sonogram? / In the safe. / And I wrote down the new combination on a sticky note. / Perfect, so where's the sticky note? / Well, the sticky note, I believe, is also in the safe.

Roland · Ronnie:Gwen, you still there? Hello? / I'm goin' home.

Ronnie · Moira:If that doesn't scream romance. / There was a time when this dusky charmer used to constantly whisk me off to ports unknown.

Ronnie:Somebody just nailed their audition.

Ronnie · Johnny:Lemonades for Moira and me... / And two cosmos for the baritone section. / ♪ Yes, please ♪

Ronnie:Uh... yeah, I gotta say, you're not gonna find a bigger Noguchi-head than me, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say, good luck on getting your mitts on a Von Schlegell!

Moira · Ronnie:Now there's an idea. Thank you! Ronnie's on board with Rosewood. No, I'm not! I like the singles fest.

Ronnie:Single people is what this town needs! Loose wallets, loose inhibitions, everything's just really loose.

Moira · Ronnie:Moira describes a kifla as 'oh, how best to describe it' and Ronnie immediately cuts in 'I don't think you need to'

Moira · Ronnie:Moira to the Jazzagals during NIN rehearsal: 'The line has been changed to: I want to kiss you like an animal.' Ronnie: 'I'll remember it on the day.'

Moira · Ronnie · Twyla · Jocelyn:Moira explains the early rehearsal start: 'Ronnie has a massage. It was also conducive to Twyla's schedule.' Jocelyn: 'You moved the rehearsal for Ronnie's massage?'

Ronnie:Ronnie: 'Agree to disagree.' in response to Jocelyn's massage feedback

Johnny · Ronnie · Bob:Johnny: 'I've got a lot of good material here, I just need some help sifting out the gold.' Ronnie: 'See, that's what I'm looking for — honest reactions.' Ronnie: 'What's that supposed to mean?' Johnny: 'See?'

Johnny · Ronnie:Johnny: 'I was flipping through the phone book the other day, and—' Ronnie: 'The phone book? How old are these?!'

Ronnie:Ronnie's roast line: 'Johnny, you gotta be short and quick. Like Roland in the bedroom.'

Ronnie:Ronnie: 'I'm just gonna hand it over to the one who wears the pants in the Rose family. But Moira is not here right now.' [beat] 'So I'm gonna pass it over to Johnny.'

Johnny · Ronnie:Johnny trails off mid-set: 'What was I saying?' Ronnie (from audience): 'Nothing funny so far.'

Ronnie · Johnny:Ronnie reaction: 'Okay, I'll give him that.' — then Johnny notes it's 'got a smile out of Ronnie'

Johnny · Ronnie:Johnny attempts the Roland bedroom joke: 'I'll keep things short and quick. Which reminds me of the last time I was in Roland's bedroom, um... well, I wasn't in Roland's bedroom, but the... Ah! What was it, Ronnie?' Ronnie: 'Just sit down, Johnny.' '...Well anyway, the punchline is, it was short and quick.'

Johnny Rose · Roland Schitt · Ronnie · Bob:Johnny proposes the group laugh on a count of three as if Bob told a very funny joke — the fake group laugh strategy

Ronnie · Jocelyn:Ronnie's complaint about having to change out of her own workout clothes, followed by Jocelyn finding a stain on the cult-issued pants and asking 'Are we sure that they clean these?'

Ronnie:Ronnie's 'There was an emergency exit in the change room' as the solution to escaping the cult.

Ronnie:Johnny, when I say I know the florist, I mean, I know the florist.

Johnny · Ronnie:Yes! Ronnie! That's great! Thank you so much. / I'm doing this for David.