Ronnie Lee

This isn't say yes to the dress, princess. Orange is the new orange.

There's something wrong with your face.

Sorry, you're... you're an Allez Vous consultant? / I'm actually an executive area manager. / I'm a district manager. / I'm an executive district manager. / I gave up.

What do you think her name was? - I don't know. - Gayle! The man marries three Gayles!

I was. - Good. Lots of dairy.

It's a date. No. No, it's not. I wouldn't call it that.

Entrepreneurs. Everyone here is a member of the Women's Business Association.

I had my first job at the age of ten, sweeping up hair in a beauty salon.

Ohhh, okay, why don't I just tiptoe into my orchard of money trees, and fill my basket with money for you!

And while we're at it, why don't I gather up some diamond carrots, and some golden potatoes! And I don't mean the kind of potatoes you eat, I mean, the... potatoes that are made out of actual gold.

No, I hear your concern, it's just apparently what geese do. No, it's not the town's problem, You're just going to have to watch where you step.

If you're still there when we arrive, might we... perhaps push our tables together? Yeah, perhaps.

You know, I have yet to find an ornament in there that I'd put on my tree, and I heard those little elves they have running around, they're actually underage kids.

Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers, and single men over 40, and my cousin, who is a single man over 40.

Because we are an ensemble group And this requires a lead vocal that just happens to be in your range.

Your wife's pregnant in her 40's. How many surprises do you need?

Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?

Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered with this emotional cargo?

No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one.

If that doesn't scream romance.

Somebody just nailed their audition.

I've got perfect pitch, so do not mess this up for me.

Single people is what this town needs! Loose wallets, loose inhibitions, everything's just really loose.

Yep, she never seems to run out of 'em.

I can't stomach the thought of Patrick's team winning by default; the man looks like a thumb!

There's basically nobody out there, Nobody's gonna catch it, go ahead.

Well, luckily for me, I had a side bet on whether Johnny would throw the game in his kid's favour. I consider it a split.

The phone book? How old are these?!

Johnny, you need a search and rescue team to find the punchlines for those setups

Just stay away from spouses, kids, and health, and you'll be fine. Like Roland in the bedroom

with the baby around, I only get that kind of me-time maybe... five to six nights a week, so...

'cause my skinny jeans are in the wash.

Fine. But you owe me a prime spot on that carpet. / Wait, you wanna walk the carpet? / Honey, it's a movie premiere, is it not?

I would like to request a time before Roland. And I'd like to go first.

I believe you've met my roommate, Bob

Nah. - What if I just wait in the car until you're ready for lunch? 'Cause I'm just getting a really weird vibe from this place.

Johnny, when I say I know the florist, I mean, I know the florist. - Oh. - Yes! Ronnie! That's great!