Ronnie Lee

Ronnie:This isn't say yes to the dress, princess. Orange is the new orange.

Ronnie:There's something wrong with your face.

Moira · Jocelyn · Ronnie:Sorry, you're... you're an Allez Vous consultant? / I'm actually an executive area manager. / I'm a district manager. / I'm an executive district manager. / I gave up.

Ronnie:What do you think her name was? - I don't know. - Gayle! The man marries three Gayles!

Ronnie · Moira:I was. - Good. Lots of dairy.

Moira · Ronnie:It's a date. No. No, it's not. I wouldn't call it that.

Ronnie:Entrepreneurs. Everyone here is a member of the Women's Business Association.

Ronnie:I had my first job at the age of ten, sweeping up hair in a beauty salon.

Ronnie:Ohhh, okay, why don't I just tiptoe into my orchard of money trees, and fill my basket with money for you!

Ronnie:And while we're at it, why don't I gather up some diamond carrots, and some golden potatoes! And I don't mean the kind of potatoes you eat, I mean, the... potatoes that are made out of actual gold.

Ronnie:No, I hear your concern, it's just apparently what geese do. No, it's not the town's problem, You're just going to have to watch where you step.

Moira · Ronnie:If you're still there when we arrive, might we... perhaps push our tables together? Yeah, perhaps.

Ronnie:You know, I have yet to find an ornament in there that I'd put on my tree, and I heard those little elves they have running around, they're actually underage kids.

Ronnie:Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers, and single men over 40, and my cousin, who is a single man over 40.

Ronnie:Because we are an ensemble group And this requires a lead vocal that just happens to be in your range.

Ronnie:Your wife's pregnant in her 40's. How many surprises do you need?

Ronnie:Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?

Ronnie:Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered with this emotional cargo?

Ronnie:No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one.

Ronnie:If that doesn't scream romance.

Ronnie:Somebody just nailed their audition.

Ronnie:I've got perfect pitch, so do not mess this up for me.

Ronnie:Single people is what this town needs! Loose wallets, loose inhibitions, everything's just really loose.

Ronnie:Yep, she never seems to run out of 'em.

Ronnie:I can't stomach the thought of Patrick's team winning by default; the man looks like a thumb!

Ronnie:There's basically nobody out there, Nobody's gonna catch it, go ahead.

Ronnie:Well, luckily for me, I had a side bet on whether Johnny would throw the game in his kid's favour. I consider it a split.

Ronnie:The phone book? How old are these?!

Ronnie:Johnny, you need a search and rescue team to find the punchlines for those setups

Ronnie:Just stay away from spouses, kids, and health, and you'll be fine. Like Roland in the bedroom

Ronnie:with the baby around, I only get that kind of me-time maybe... five to six nights a week, so...

Ronnie:'cause my skinny jeans are in the wash.

Ronnie · Alexis:Fine. But you owe me a prime spot on that carpet. / Wait, you wanna walk the carpet? / Honey, it's a movie premiere, is it not?

Ronnie:I would like to request a time before Roland. And I'd like to go first.

Ronnie:I believe you've met my roommate, Bob

Ronnie · Stevie:Nah. - What if I just wait in the car until you're ready for lunch? 'Cause I'm just getting a really weird vibe from this place.

Ronnie · Johnny:Johnny, when I say I know the florist, I mean, I know the florist. - Oh. - Yes! Ronnie! That's great!