Moira Rosé

David asking 'Who came up with the word "bunt"? Sounds like something you'd need to see a surgeon for.'

David: 'I was referring to the pizza. But, also, the game.'

Moira's entrance: 'What do we have here? I seem to have stumbled into some sort of gentlemen's cavern.'

When David told me he wanted to install a Japanese toilet at my place, he neglected to mention that it would involve taking out a wall.

The 'Moira Rosé' pun and David's deadpan reaction

They should call it a... a Moira Rosé. [Chuckles] - Yes, that's what he has in mind.

[Faux excitement] Mm. What news!

David's obviously rehearsed excuse sequence with Patrick

You guys might wanna rehearse a little more next time. The extraction did feel a bit strained. - [Quietly] That was you. - Wha?

Alexis's cult recruitment language: 'are you ready for a total physical and emotional transformation?'

Stevie: 'Nah, but I'll do your class.'

Well, you pushed pretty hard for it, Alexis. - You said you'd buy me lunch.

I kinda wish I knew that before I spent all that money on my LuLu Limes.

Yeah, I kinda wish I knew that before I spent all that money on my LuLu Limes.

How does he know all of our names? - Am I crazy or is he really cute?

Nah. - What if I just wait in the car until you're ready for lunch? 'Cause I'm just getting a really weird vibe from this place.

What if I just wait in the car until you're ready for lunch?

Stevie's weak 'oh yeah' response to cult enthusiasm

Johnny: 'Okay, not off to a good start, Roland.'

Maybe Patrick should get 'the talk' from old Uncle Roland.

'Spines tend to liquidate in the presence of success'

[Quietly] ERT-linger. ERT. LINGER. - Herb Ertlinger. - Nailed it first try.

Moira's reaction to wine label: 'Well, hello! Who is she and how do we get a mouthful of her?!'

David's deadpan 'Rich in potassium' about banana rosé

Wine tasting disaster - 'tastes like Amoxicillin' and 'burning my throat'

Johnny calling pizza 'za' and immediately regretting it

Uh... yeah, I could go for some 'za. [Chuckles]

Oh, that's okay, cold pizza can be good. - Mm. - Hot pizza's good. Too-hot pizza - not so good. I got that happening.

Yeah, cheese, tomato sauce, bread. Can't beat that combination.

Okay, yeah, I didn't hate it, but I mean, does anybody even know what 'the gateway' is?

Gateway clarification: 'It's a symbol... But it's also a literal gateway into the sky'

Alexis's cult definition: 'not the good kind... not like when you go to India to follow a long-haired, sexy man around'

Jocelyn's Ikea meatball confession

Oh my gosh, did you not know that? My mom tried to take me to the gateway for spring break one year. I just thought I was supporting your career.

'Cults prey on sad, weak, vulnerable people' followed by 'I'll try not to take that personally'

Exit sign pointing straight up

David's wine pun attempts: 'Moira-lot' and 'Moira Rose-ling'

'I have had worst things in my mouth'

David's reactions: 'Don't need that' and 'Ew' to parent analogies

This feels remarkably selfless. - You and Patrick are two good grapes.

Johnny's terrible small talk about concession prices

Patrick's list of things that set David off: 'And there are many, many things that can set him off'

Okay, speaking of Herbert, is it Herbert or Erbert? Like when people say Herb or Erb?

'Our designated grapes!' when Johnny arrives

'I am offering a major apology if that'll help' followed by awkward silence

I am offering a major apology if that'll help.

Stevie revealing she knew it was a cult all along

David's 'twin brothers who kiss' complaint about sharing room

Now, do the step machines actually lift off the ground, or are the step machines just there to help you practice for when you walk onto the spaceship?

Anyone think I might like a sleepover? - Ew... Ew!