The Rye

Elaine fantasizes about a song: 'Oh, Elaine, you are so beautiful. So, so beautiful. Not to mention your personality, which is so, so interesting. If you want, you can quit your job and never work again.'

'So I take it he's sponge-worthy.'

Awkward pause as Elaine reluctantly reveals intimate details: 'Well, actually, he doesn't really like to do... everything.'

'Sure. Why not? You're there.'

Kramer's Price Club haul: '4-pound can of black olives, 48-pack of Eggo waffles, gallon of barbecue sauce, ten pounds of cocktail meatballs'

'This isn't for a person. It's for Biosphere 3.'

'Sorry, Kramer. I got to watch the hands. My hands are my life.'

George's parents getting ready: 'All right. All right. Let's not get into panic mode!'

Frank's tie argument: 'Go to any office building on Seventh Avenue and tell me if there's anyone there wearing a thin tie like that. Go ahead.'

'I think he should wear whatever tie he wants.'

'I'll show these people something about taste. This is gonna be fun.'

Elaine's panic about 'hot-and-heavy': 'What if he tells John? Then John's gonna think that I think that we're hot-and-heavy.'

'I'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to me here. I don't wanna make any big, sudden movements. I'll frighten him away.'

Kramer offered the hansom cab: 'Drive the horse?' 'Giddyup.'

'Why are you complimenting her? She didn't make it. Rowena did.'

Cornish game hen confusion: 'What is that, like a little chicken?' 'No, it's not a little chicken.' 'Little chicken.'

'How hard can it be to kill this thing?'

'If I had a dime for every book he's actually read... I'd be broke.'

Frank's chicken taxonomy confusion: 'Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?'

'Something's missing!' 'Something's missing, all right.'

Firestorm spoiler moment: 'Hey! I haven't seen it yet.' 'It has nothing to do with the plot!' 'Still, I like to go in fresh!'

Kramer's fake tour guide facts: 'This was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone... built during the Civil War so the Northern armies could practice fighting on grass.'

John's song title: 'Hot-and-Heavy'

'Who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of people? Would it kill them to put out a pound cake? Something.'

'We're sitting there like idiots... drinking coffee without a piece of cake.'

The missing marble rye revelation and Frank's theft

'No, they didn't forget to put it out. It's deliberate. Deliberate, I tell you!'

'Rye bread doesn't just disappear.'

Kramer's Beef-a-Reeno jingle: 'I'm so keen-o On Beef-a-Reeno What a delicious cuisine-o Fit for a king and queen-o'

'Oh, well, this is all locking in now. It is all locking in.'

'He wrote a song about it.'

'You know, one of these days... something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to.'

'No, I'm gonna be just fine.'

'I don't think we have any bread, but we've got water.'

'What have I done? My whole plan is depending on Kramer? Have I learned nothing?'

Schnitzer's bakery confrontation over the last marble rye

'Give me that rye.' 'Stop it.' 'I want that rye, lady.' 'Help! Someone help!' 'Shut up, you old bag.'

'I didn't think we were hot-and-heavy. I mean, who's hot and who's heavy?'

'And you know what, I've been thinking about what we do... and I'm thinking of... adding a new number to my, you know, repertoire.'

Horse flatulence disrupting the romantic carriage ride

'One never knows how the intestinal workings of the equine will function.'

Jerry fishing for the rye with a fishing pole from the window

'Your hook is too small. This is for, like, a muffin.'

'Schnitzer's.' - Jerry catches the rye