Estelle Costanza

I think you're all a little touched in the head.

I knew it. I knew it. I always knew you had beautiful hands. I used to tell people... Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?

I always talk about your hands, how they're so soft and milky white. - No, you never said milky white. - I said milky white!

Don't hand them to me with the point facing out! - I'm sorry. - You're sorry?

- You ready? - Yeah. - Hot, hot.

The important thing is he didn't get hurt. - No, it isn't.

Mahjongg.

Bologna? Nobody eats bologna anymore. What are you talking about? Have a sandwich.

I always talk about your hands, how they're so soft and milky white.

Don't hand them to me with the point facing out! / I'm sorry. / You're sorry?

He doesn't know anything about bras.

Here. You think you know everything.

You got ketchup on it.

Tap-dancing. Anyone can tap-dance. It's those shoes. Are you kidding? They practice for years, those people.

What's the matter with you?

Your arm moves like this? I've never seen your arm move like this. Me either. Well, it comes and goes.

What kind of an idiot thinks anybody would be interested in that idea? I don't think it's so bad. People should wear nametags. Everyone would be a lot friendlier. 'Hello, Sam.' 'How you doing, Joe?'

Again with the pepper? What do you gotta use all that pepper for? Keep quiet. You trying to set my mouth on fire?

A mouse! I saw a mouse! It's the remote.

A mouse! Egad! A mouse! In the bedroom!

Again with the pepper? What do you gotta use all that pepper for? Keep quiet. You trying to set my mouth on fire?

They were drinking champagne in a buggy! First Kramer, then Elaine? Yeah. It's a slap in the face.

Where the hell is your father?

Bosomy? You want to know if your grandmother was bosomy?

You're not having any of your transvestite parties? Will you stop it? I lived with him for 40 years. I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover.

Hey, he only sells them, he doesn't wear them.

Let the chambermaid clean it up.

Boy, I never dreamed it could make such a difference.

Ma, don't cry! Ma, your eyes!

To a woman? Of course a woman.

'We're sitting there like idiots... drinking coffee without a piece of cake.'

The missing marble rye revelation and Frank's theft

This is your dressing room? They treat you like Toscanini.

Are you trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista?!

No one tells Frank Costanza what to do! That's right! Who the hell are they?! How dare they?

Are you trying to get rid of us? 'Rid'? Ma, come on. The word is 'care.' 'Care.' I care about your comfort. Be it here in Queens... or 1200 miles away.

Are you telling me there's not one condo available in Del Boca Vista? That's right. They went like hotcakes. How'd you get yours? Got lucky. Are you trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista?

So you're moving there for spite. Absolutely. No one tells Frank Costanza what to do! That's right! Who the hell are they? How dare they?

It's dry. That's the way I always make it. Well, it sucks.

They don't nap. They make it their home. They urinate in there.