Basketball

Michael:I'm sinking a few, you know swish swish swish, nothing but net! And their jaws just drop to the floor.

Michael:African Americans!

Michael:Here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower.

Michael · Dwight:Assistant to the regional manager. - Same thing. - No it's not. It's lower so. - It's close.

Jim:God this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.

Pam:Maybe I should sleep with him. I'm kidding. Kidding. Totally kidding.

Michael:This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the whorehouse.

Michael:But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.

Michael:And here we have 'Miter' Roger's neighborhood'.

Darryl:Darryl Filben, then Bridges, then Rige, then Roger, then Miter' Rogers.

Michael:You're still getting it regular man? I mean I can tell her it's part of the job.

Roy:Repel her.

Jim:Pam gets a little down. Her toaster having broke, which she got at her engagement shower, for a wedding that still has yet to be set. And that was three years ago.

Michael:Well, I'm glad that sometime is a busy time because whenever I'm down here, it doesn't seem too busy to me.

Michael:You can dish it out but you can't take it.

Michael · Dwight:Like that dwarf, from 'Lord of the Rings'. - Gimli. - Nerd. - That is why you're not on the team.

Michael:Oh ul, I'll ul. Dragon Slayer. Ten point power sword. That's him.

Michael · Stanley:Stanley, of course. - I'm sorry? - What do you play, center? - Why of course? What's that supposed to mean?

Michael · Stanley:I don't know, I don't remember saying that. - I heard it. - People hear a lot of things, man.

Ryan · Michael:But I'm getting paid to skip lunch right? Yes. Yes, this is business. The business of team building and moral boosting.

Michael:I will use your talents come baseball season my friend, or if we box.

Meredith · Michael:I have sport's bra. No, no! Ridiculous.

Michael:Threat neutralized.

Michael:You know, some pink tails, little halter top you can tie that up, and you know something a little... just useful for a change, just this once.

Michael:Yeah I bet you would, just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, you know, not in a homosexual way at all, I mean, you know, like the bad at sports way.

Oscar:I think that goes without saying.

Dwight:Bless would be those who sit and wait.

Michael · Roy:Right in your face. Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.

Michael:I like the way you think. You know what I'll take that one step further: Loser works on Saturday.

Roy:No, that's not of much fun.

Michael:Classic beginners mistaken, eating before game.

Pam:I'm just saying Roy is very competitive, and he wants to take the wave runners to the lake this Saturday, so...

Jim:Well I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you want to save big on brand names, and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.

Pam:I think I'll see you at the mall... yeah.

Michael:Of course if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke!

Ryan:I stretched before I came.

Michael:So Dwight you have the east German girl.

Dwight · Michael:Ok we'll be skins! - No. Come on Dwight. - What? Shirts on or off? - On! Put it on! - You're sure? - Yes.

Roy:Don't listen to him Pam, trust me. Tip it my way or you'll sleep in the car!

Michael:Oh come on, what is wrong with me today? Usually hit those.

Michael:When I'm playing hoops, all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, in the zone. Three! What's with me today? Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know. I might just be a basketball machine.

Michael:What's Dundler Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing, paper works, who cares? Possible downsizing? That's probably going to happen actually.

Michael:Is that like the robot?

Michael:Football, is like rock'n'roll, it's just... And basketball is like Jazz, you know you kind of... downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like you...

Michael:What's going on? You guys are playing like a bunch of girls.

Michael:Ouch! How much does it hurt?

Michael:Game over! That is it. I'm sorry you know. I hate to do it this way, but you know that's just, we're having a friendly game, it's a shame! This is a damn shame! We're like a family here, and that's just, that won't fly.

Michael:Great. Now you see who was work on Saturday, your face.

Michael:You guys believed me? Come on... dogs you know, you should know me better than that.

Michael:We're coming in Saturday.

Roy:Yeah he's pretty good uh?

Michael:Screw corporate! Nobody's coming in tomorrow, you have the day off.

Stanley:Like how even an extra day is going to prevent us from being downsized?

Michael:The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did, because we were ahead.