Roy Anderson

Roy:What, are you trying to cop a feel or something Halpert?

Roy:Repel her.

Michael · Roy:Right in your face. Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.

Roy:No, that's not of much fun.

Roy:Don't listen to him Pam, trust me. Tip it my way or you'll sleep in the car!

Roy:Yeah he's pretty good uh?

Roy · Michael:We'll see you next year! - Yeah! Oh nuts! Oh gosh!

Roy:Yep, that's exactly what happened.

Roy:No, she was total little Miss Artsy Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything.

Roy:Pam, um, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it.

Roy · Michael · Captain Jack:No, it was, it was Captain Jack. / Well.... / Captain Jack! / Could have been either one of us because, pretty much, we were saying the same thing.

Roy:Man, this must be torture for you.

Roy:That way she's not all, 'Bah, bah, bah, bah,' you know, when she gets home.

Roy:Let's get you home, and you are gonna get the best sex of your life.

Roy · Pam:You're inviting Jim? Of course, he's one of my closest friends.

Roy:I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. Actually, I'd better go check.

Roy:Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.

Roy · Pam:Um... I just completely forgot what I was going to say. That's so weird. Okay. Well, if you think of it, I'll be here.

Roy:I don't wanna work here without Pam. That'd just be like loading trucks without any meaning. You know?

Roy:You remember when we were planning our honeymoon, and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico? I was definitely right.

Roy · Jim:Roy's injured face and Jim's protective reaction

Roy:Roy asking 'So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?' to Pam

Pam · Roy:Pam and Roy's honeymoon planning flashback with Hawaii vs Mexico debate

Roy:Roy's plan to hang the Jamaica photo at home because he doesn't have much art

Pam · Roy · Pam:Leave the keys. / You still do that thing? / Leave the keys.

Roy:You know what I find sexy? Pam's art. She's an artist and I appreciate that. It's very moving and sexy, the art.

Roy · Pam:I know I don't normally notice these kind of things, but this wedding's really nice. I mean, the flowers and stuff. Phyllis has got some great taste. You're kidding me, right?

Roy · Pam:I know you probably aren't gonna remember this, but, those color roses, I got you those color roses for our prom. Roy, I picked those flowers. Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.

Roy · Pam:I guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning. Yeah. Sorry about that. It's okay. Well, you think it sucks for you? I'm the one who actually wanted to get married.

Roy · Pam:Roy calling Pam 'spazzy boy' and 'little spazz' while she's driving

Roy · Pam:Roy's disappointment that no one from work came to Pam's art show

Roy · Pam:Roy's dismissive 'It's cool if I go, right?' at Pam's art show

Roy · Gil:Roy's harsh art criticism: 'On Van Gogh's first try, he drew the hands of the peasants' and calling Pam's work 'motel art'

Roy:My brother just unloaded the Jet Skis and he kinda took a bath, so... We're gonna go get hammered.

Roy · Pam:I can read you like a book. Oh, yeah? You can't keep anything form me.

Roy:Damn Jet Skis!

Roy:Jet Ski money? All of it. I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.

Roy:I thought you were a friend.

Roy:Come on, if it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. But seriously, could've dodged a bullet on that one. Just kidding.

Roy:I started a gravel company. I mean, who knew it would take off?

Roy:I thought she was my waitress, and, uh, took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned the place.

Roy:You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons? Actually, I was doing this