Roy Anderson

Roy · Pam:Roy to Pam: 'It's only 20 past 5:00,' dismissing her request to go for drinks with coworkers.

Jim · Pam · Roy:Jim and Pam's parking lot goodbye: 'What's in the bag?' revisited — Pam leaves with Roy, Jim watches.

Roy · Jim · Pam:Roy overhears Jim trying to explain the alliance prank to Pam and confronts them: 'What the hell is this? Are you trying to cop a feel or something Halpert?'

Roy · Dwight:Roy asks 'Dwight, what the hell is he talking about?' — Dwight: 'I have absolutely no idea.'

Michael · Roy:Michael to Roy: 'You still gettin' it regular, man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job.'

Michael · Roy · Pam:Michael to Pam for the jump ball: 'Pam, you kind of have your foot in both camps here. Why don't you do the jump ball?' — Roy: 'Don't listen to him, Pam. Tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.'

Roy · Pam:Roy's talking-head where Pam sees Roy talking to someone ('looks good'); Roy notices her watching and says 'Hey baby' — then someone comments: 'Look at Larry Bird. Larry legend.'

Roy · Unknown:Roy looking at Pam's injury or exhaustion: 'Let's get you into a tub.' — immediately followed by someone else also saying 'Yeah, let's get you in a tub.'

Roy · Jim · Pam:Roy: 'Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.' Jim, Pam (off screen): 'We're not dating, we're engaged.' Roy: 'Engaged, yeah.'

Roy · Pam:Roy tickles and pesters Pam who's trying to stay mad at him: 'Come on. Cut it out... Are you still mad at me now? Stop! Huh? Huh? Come on. Come on, Pammy.'

Roy:Roy on Jim: 'Jim's a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office. And I really hope he finds someone.' — after forgetting he and Pam were engaged

Roy:Roy accepts Pam's 'Longest Engagement' Dundee on her behalf and his entire speech is: 'We'll see you next year!'

Roy:Roy says he plays 'Who would you do?' at home 'while I'm falling asleep' — implying he does it alone, suggesting his relationship with Pam is sexless

Roy · Angela:Roy's answer to 'Who would you do?': 'Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick. The blonde?' — Angela responds: 'My name is Angela.'

Roy:Roy: 'You're all gay.'

Roy:Roy: 'You're all gay.' [After Jim picks Kevin and Michael picks Ryan]

Roy:Roy describing Pam in high school as 'total Miss Artsy-Fartsy, wore the turtleneck and everything'

Roy · Pam:Roy ignoring Pam's request to find a quieter spot, chanting 'Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!' instead

Roy · Pam:Roy announces in front of everyone he wants to set a June 10th wedding date — inspired by Michael's 'motivational' presentation

Roy · Jim:Roy confronting Jim about the 'crush' rumor — the entire conversation where Roy insists they're 'cool' while Jim clearly is not fine

Michael · Jim · Roy:Michael's 'guys' gripe session: 'We even like the same girls, some of us.' — followed by extreme awkward silence with Jim and Roy both present

Jim · Roy:Jim and Roy's awkward 'should I leave?' exchange after Michael's comment about liking the same girls

Michael · Darrell · Roy:Michael shushes Darrell; Darrell: 'Don't shush me.' Michael: 'That was just... breathing.' Roy: 'Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.'

Roy · Pam:Pam tells Roy she'd hoped he'd get her something despite their 'no big gifts' agreement — Roy's response: 'Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home, and you are gonna get the best sex of your life.'

Roy · Pam:Roy is revealed to have been the one who complained about Pam planning her wedding at the office — not Angela. 'I didn't know that Toby was going to write it down.'

Roy · Jim:Jim's confessional: 'I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon...' — wait, that's Roy. Followed by 'Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well... I have no future here.'

Kevin · Roy:Kevin's exchange with Roy about Scrantonicity: Roy offers them the wedding gig without asking Pam

Pam · Roy:The awkward conversation between Pam and Roy in the break room: 'Chicken or fish?' 'Uh... chicken.' 'So, you, uh, having a good day?' 'Excellent. Thanks.' 'Good. I'm glad.'

Roy:Roy's talking head: 'I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.'

Roy:Roy's talking head: 'After Pam dumped me, I kinda stopped taking care of myself... I hit bottom when I had a drunk driving arrest. I've been working out... I'm not gonna take her for granted. I gotta win her back.'

Roy · Pam · Jim:Roy interrupts the grief counseling session to tell Pam something is wrong with her car radiator — revealed to Jim as a fabrication to rescue her

Roy · Pam:Roy to Pam about her new (small) car: 'It sure is small.' Then: 'Got air bags?' Pam: 'I think so. I don't know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders.'

Pam · Roy:Pam and Roy have a tense exchange at the party: she invites him to dance, he declines to watch the shoes, asks who she was texting. She says 'No one.' Phone buzzes immediately.

Roy:Roy: 'I don't want to work here without Pam. It'll just be like loading trucks without any meaning, you know.'

Roy:Roy to his friend (Darryl?): 'Hey. You remember when we were planning our honeymoon, and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico? Yeah. I was definitely right.'

Roy:Roy: 'What am I gonna do?' — then immediately: 'I'm gonna hang it up at home. I don't have a lot of art.'

Roy · Pam:Roy to Pam: 'I know you probably aren't gonna remember this, but, uh, those color roses... I got you those color roses for our prom.' Pam: 'Roy, I picked those flowers. Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.'

Roy · Pam:Roy confessional: 'I guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning.' Pause. 'Yeah.' / 'Sorry about that.' Pam: 'It's okay.' Roy: 'Well, you think it sucks for you. I'm the one who actually wanted to get married.'

Roy · Pam · Kenny:Roy shows up to Pam's art show with his brother Kenny — the only guests — and Roy says 'How about this, huh? I show up with my brother, and no one from work is here? That's pretty cool, huh?' while Pam is visibly alone

Roy · Pam:Roy drags Pam to the art show; when he sees it he says 'You're the one who said we needed more culture. This is culture to you?'

Roy:My brother, he just unloaded the jet skis and he, kind of, took a bath, so we're gonna go get hammered.

Pam · Roy:Pam tells Roy about the Jim kiss at Casino Night. Roy's reaction: 'Jim came on to you? Just listen. No, I am listening! That's the problem, I'm listening!'

Pam · Roy:I want us to make it. I want a fresh start. That's awesome. That's what I want. Okay, but in order for us to make it, there can't be any secrets between us. / I didn't... I didn't do anything. Ask anybody. I totally could have and I didn't at all.

Kenny · Roy:Are they gonna call the cops? No. I paid them off. Jet ski money? All of it.

Roy:I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.

Roy · Jim · Dwight · Pam:Roy charges at Jim in the office and Dwight pepper sprays him — the sound and chaos inferred from 'Roy! Ahh! Roy, don't! God!'

Roy · Kevin:Roy reappears; Kevin shouts 'Roy! Look out!' — then Roy calmly says 'Thanks, Kev. I'm... good, though.'

Roy:Roy apologizes to Pam: 'I just kept thinking about you two together, and I thought you guys were really good friends or... or maybe he was gay or something.' Pause. 'Not that that's wrong.'

Darryl · Roy:She thought I was McNabb. / I can see that.

Jim · Roy:Jim casually tells Roy: 'She's engaged... to me.' — beat between 'engaged' and 'to me'

Jim · Roy:Last night, she was out with her friends till like, 8:00 A.M. / What?

Roy:I am going to see Pam. Because... I feel like I should.

Jim · Pam · Roy:Jim and Pam arriving at what appears to be Roy's very nice house, being offered mimosas and banana peels being taken away by staff

Roy · Jim · Pam:Roy introduces Pam as 'My ex-fiancée. Ha-ha.' to the stranger — then Jim's reaction

Roy:'Is it almost time to cut the pancake or what?' — at Roy's fancy wedding breakfast

Roy · Pam · Jim:Roy: 'Come on, if it wasn't for you, I never would have met Lara. I mean, seriously, I kind of dodged a bullet on that one. I'm just kidding. You're welcome.'