The Fighting Irish

Oh, anything that doesn't have the word 'strip,' 'salsa,' or 'beatz' with a Z in the name of it.

I finally just threw them out this morning 'cause they got that really bad flower smell. I kind of couldn't stop smelling them.

Don't give up, ponytail.

That is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Isn't that adorable? You have to fire 10% of your staff.

We're synergizing backward overflow.

Now, there are 140 people on this show, so go out there and make 126 people very happy.

Marco. Polo! Marco! Polo! Josh, you suck at this game, man.

Those big farm people hands crushin' my windpipe.

You mean that you flat-out lied about getting a vasectomy? Don't tell me that backfired.

How good, like Judaism good, or just like Unitarian?

My attorney told me I should join a church preemptively. 'Cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble.

I believe the moon doesn't exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers, but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.

Mm, I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.

You know, you could be pretty if you didn't scowl so much.

That's Dona-gee, not Dona-hee!

What'd you two dirtbags do now? Fix the Cotton Bowl?

I haven't seen Eddie since I bailed him out of Disney jail.

My dad and Eddie are a blotch on the Dona-hee name-- Dona-gee name.

We haven't been Presbyterian for months. And y'all always meet on Wednesday nights? Yeah, we lose half the congregation every time American Idol starts up.

He pointed right at me! He sure did!

Banana walnut, your favorite. Uh, that's not correct, but okay.

You make smart sexy.

I talk homeless people into joining the Army.

Juvie, Jonestown, that time I punched Goofy.

I hated that bird.

No, it's... it's only inappropriate when it's ugly people.

I know who I can fire!

Ugh, you can just tell she is by her stupid face!

You look like that lady astronaut who tried to kidnap that other woman.

Diapers, Mace, Houston to Orlando in nine hours? Blammo.

For the first time ever, things are lining up for old Liz Lemon.

But you had to go to the bathroom, so Dad missed seeing Meredith Vieira!

They never once said anything about the racist stuff towards the end.

Oh, come on, we're Irish. We're a forgiving people.

Kabbalah is a wonderful religion that mixes the fun part of Judaism with magic.

This one sounds really expensive and gay.

You know, because of The Da Vinci Code.

I bet Pops is looking down right now and saying, 'If I could come back and do any broad, it'd be that one right there.'

That's Patrick, this is Patricia, this is Katherine Catherine, and her husband Bobby, and this is, uh, Margaret. We just found out about her today.

Come here, you magnificent douche bag!

Stop showing off and have a drink.

Stop showing off and have a drink.

What would you say are your weaknesses? Some people say I'm too nice.

You're fired! I'm the decider!

You're fired! You're all fired! Clean out your desks! Fired!

And you still think our next President should be a woman?

Lemon, you've gone chicken killer on me over a guy whose name you don't know?

Eddie just said to write the initials on the check. C... A... S... H.

Dad? Your brother Eddie's dead. He wanted you to have his watch.

It's pronounced Dona-fee, you lace curtain half-an-Englishman!

Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!

Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!

I want you...to punch your sister in the face.

To know that they'll be there after I'm dead, fighting over my corpse before it's cryogenically frozen.

It seems that things are lining up once again for old Liz Lemon.

I should've just gotten a vasectomy! Let me explain.

I should've just gotten a vasectomy!

I'm IrisCatholic now. Like you, Regis, and the Pope.

Whether things are good, or bad, or you're simply eating tacos in the park. There is always the crushing guilt.