Jackie Jormp Jomp

It's pronounced "weener-slave."

That is an example of a very appropriate and very,very funny joke.

I was just swinging my arm and she walked into me. Twice.

We got the life rights? It's not janie jimplin anymore?

It looks like your character's going to be called jackie jormp-jomp.

Oh,okay. So what's the good news?

You're holding that upsiddown.

But what about my duet with jimi hendrickson at woodstocks?

someday there will be a black president

Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a wrdne.

It's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.

But she knows what she did.

You're on s-e-x probation.

Mr. Donaghy,help! Rule breaking!

I learned that from dr. King! I'm brave!

Remember that time I came back from the world economic forum with mono

Hey,i brighten their day.

"constant cving."

He could do better.

The whole thing is loosely based on a evening I spent with isiah thomas.

And said pretty boys like me shouldn't be filling their heads with ideas.

Hello. Coworker.

Like you were,in poland.

Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

What? This building has a gym?

Right now,i should be standing in a toilet stall so nobody bothers me while I eat lunch.

A a decoy candy drawer to throw others off the trail?

He has a ridge on the section of the skull associated with deviousness.

And not because of my acute ventralitis.

I actually haven't spoken to her yet, but I have a long-term plan to marry her,

But someone atthe today show made me eat an unripe bana in front of her.

I will not be able to attend your wedding. Because of a prior conflict.

Weekday.

Short for shabby. Hilarious.

This is,like,your version of sweatpants and pop-tarts? Not too shabs. Short for shabby. Hilarious.

Or write a cookbook specifically for mixed-race children.

Or have mild lupus and great insurance.

Or marry a rich, old dude who dies. Clive,i wanna say?

Those look great on you. Then I'm buying them.

and it's gone just like that? Just like that. Thank you,dr. Binderman.

I forgot to watch my show.

dora the explorer's backpack! Backpack, is map in you tonight?

Dotcom,i forgot to get you extra mustard.

Except for the mustard that comes with the sandwich.

Oh,really? I love you too,dotcom.

Yeah,well, liz lemon's in jail now.

Are you daphne? Yeah,you're fired.

And now the cyrus family has decided to rock a bunch ofunky hats.

Did jackie jormp-jomp give up when those vampires attacked woodstocks?

Was that me? Did they just say I'm dead?

Maroney. Picture. Dead. Got it.

You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie.

Jenna. I wanna tupac you.

Or rusty,the bear fromthe magicals.

I watched my whole church group get eaten by a bear.

Why don't you drop those dockers and gimme a piece of that sweet ass?

Did i? Or did he put his mouth on my fingers?

I'm on humanity leave.

Syllabus of usoff vagabonds,martyrs,and quilts.

Like that hbo show. John adams.

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.

I don't feel anything.

Bm-ing like a rock star?

Just think,an hour ago they were brawling in a parking lot, But tonight, they're gonna be stars.

No,i used to be a neurosurgeon before jasmine guy and I wrote our cookbook,

Punch me in the face,liz.

I brought a roll of quarters to hold in my fist.

The coast guard won't officially declare her dead yet, but what the pirates did to that boat!

Especially the woman on the right.

It has the year I was born on it. Therealyear, not the actress year.

Whole grain,low fat I know you want a piece of that

still alive.Not yet 32. Sorry,jack. Worth it.

You guys mess up everything you touch, and then I have to come in here and fix it.

Why are you smiling? You're freaking me out.

You're crazy!