Flu Shot

Then at night, I've got to drive around Newark looking for my runaway daughter.

With your flat, manly, milking thumbs and your long, graceful knuckle hair

after the French custom, people wear dark socks to the beach

being worn by Dame Judi Dench's mother

Oh, no! I must have ox fever! When did I walk barefoot near an ox?

Oh, I forgot to hit send. Just hold on a second. There you go.

I once had a very under-cooked fish sandwich at a parade.

Oh, that reminds me. I owe Lou Dobbs a call.

Especially those whose grandmothers are addicted to online poker.

Wow. That does not sound right.

I'm 'A-oh-boy.'

Sully! Brett Favre, right?

My favorite part is attending executions.

A more refined class of prostitute... For me, it's really about the companionship.

My grandfather dug out the White Haven quarry, and my other grandfather filled it back in with the sludge from the eraser factory.

When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?

Hey, it's me. Matlock. I need your help.

Is that a beak? - Yes! - No. Yes!

Then why am I telling you you look like Tootsie today?

Wrapped in a Confederate Flag, fried and fed to dogs.

I saw the trailer when I went to see Alvin and the Chipmunks.

This makes me want to 'shoop'! 'Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop!'

It was a bad one. Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.

My what? ...No. ...With what? My arms? ...That would be the worst part!

Without the crew, we'd just be two amazing people succeeding in a vacuum.

Because it's their birthday.

Thank you, Roger. This table was super-duper.

But I spend all my time with the BigVegetable.

Musical sequence about taking Mr. Templeton out

I am so happy, the number four, the letter 'U'.

Stay away, sick ones!

If you want a shot... you're going to have to dance for it.

I'm cheating on my wife.

Yeah, I get it. You went shopping. I don't need the montage.

I also want to thank you for controlling yourself sexually while we spend time together on this adventure.

Oh! My purse!

About 24 hours after receiving the flu shot... you develop a distinctive rash... at the injection site.

I wasn't resting! A Parcell man never lies down on the job. Unless that job involves... milking pig teats.

Oh... Oh, ma chère maman! Pourquoi? Pourquoi m' as tu laissè?

But he's going to need a helmet.

Oh, the customers are so sad. 'Can I help you?' 'Yes. What time do you start throwing out doughnuts?'

A man comes at night. He comes to the house and takes me. He wears a suit. His hair is thick... like a Bolshevik Commissar.

He made me watch a giraffe with the legs of a man! He gave money to a silver man! He ate a plate of fire!

But now, he owns a railroad!

And what's the best medicine? Medicine? Laughter.

And then... I want to go to a Negro bar.

What? Why aren't you laughing? This is happening to Liz!

She got a flu shot! She... She lied to us! Give us back our meat plate!

This one has beach socks and ice cream and sandwich turtles!

A Filipino gentleman. His name is Banyani. I want to take him as my island lover!

It kind of peters out after that. I just suck pie off my sweatshirt for the next half hour.

Both ends! Both ends!

Final musical sequence about Mr. Templeton