Leela becomes friends with a jealous chatbot.
WAR
38.5
Wins Above Replacement
“One Is Silicon And The Other Gold” ranks #119 of 137 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 72.5 — Solid. The episode packs 74 scored jokes at 3.8 per minute, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.5 on impact, with Bender landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Chelsea/Phoebe: I know. They were all me.
Fry · Food Worker: I'll have a bologna sandwich. / Sorry, we're out of bologna.
Unknown: I'll take another glass of Phoebe.
Unknown Dark/Subversive Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Callback Zoidberg: And a note of sour plum.
Zoidberg Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Chelsea/Phoebe: Yes! Make me your common enemy. Your friendship will be iron-clad.
Standout Moments
Fry · Food Worker: I'll have a bologna sandwich. / Sorry, we're out of bologna.
Unknown: I'll take another glass of Phoebe.
Unknown Dark/Subversive Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Callback Chelsea/Phoebe: I know. They were all me.
All Jokes — 74 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Announcer: Every other name was taken.
Announcer Observational Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Fry · Announcer · Fry: Just another music festival. / Infyrno Fest is not just another music festival! / I was wrong, Bender!
Fry: We need tickets, fast. Can I buy 'em by just thinking about it?
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy Unknown: No. Why did you keep it a secret?
Professor: You had me at 'snooty'!
Bender: The atmosphere is pre-danked?
Bender Wordplay/Pun Observational ★ Rewatch Professor: Hell no! So I demand a senior discount!
Fry · Leela · Fry · Leela: But you love things like this. / I do? / No. I was trying to trick you. / Good try, buddy.
Bender: New friend? Does she live in a shoe?
Bender Wordplay/Pun Observational Leela Reaction Beat Visual Gag Leela · Chelsea: He made me a bracelet out of spaghetti once. / He's a keeper!
Unknown: A potty! That's the thing I need to go.
Unknown Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Unknown · Robot: I'll just pee on this tree. / I'll just pee on this human.
Festival Worker: Yo, no oxygen either. Atmosphere truck broke down.
Crew · Crew: Where is it? / Ew! Not cool.
Bender · Food Worker: I'll have a small cup of gazpacho, the fig and goat cheese salad, five whole turkeys, and a baked Alaska. / Here's your bologna sandwich.
Amy · Food Worker: I'll have the prime rib, seared scallops, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, and two dozen cream puffs. / Here's your bologna sandwich.
Festival Worker · Bender: I got them to stay by promising them the last slice of bologna. / You bastard.
Audience Member: Hang on a second. I'm not ready to rock.
Zoidberg: That's the best damn show I ever saw!
News Reporter: At least those hipsters died slowly.
Bender: Nobody's okay. Everybody's hurt.
Bender Deadpan/Understatement Wordplay/Pun Hermes · Amy: Oh, no, wait. Those are only $5.98 a minute. / There were some of those too, and you weren't even here!
Bender Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Amy · Bender: How embarrassing! / For Chelsea!
Amy Bender Misdirection Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Fry Reaction Beat Deadpan/Understatement Bender: I like to cuddle. You never asked!
Bender Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Bender · Someone: More like bore club! / Nice!
Chelsea · Chelsea: It's awfully knock-knock joke based. / Yeah, 78.2%, actually.
Leela: I know a lot of animal riddles.
Leela Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm LaBarbara: Get out, ya testostaroons!
LaBarbara Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender: Like helping a friend evict some raccoons from his dumpster.
Bender Observational Deadpan/Understatement Vyolet: Edgar Allan Poo, H.G. Smells, and George R.R. Martin.
Vyolet Wordplay/Pun Observational ★ Rewatch Phoebe: I like true crime, 'cause it gives me ideas.
Phoebe Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Leela: Did you know a marmot once stopped voter fraud in Idaho?
Leela Absurdist Observational ★ Rewatch Amy: Maybe we can look stupid together? Doy!
Amy Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Bender · Bender: With black jack! And hookers! / In fact, forget the books.
LaBarbara · LaBarbara: Most of the jacket. / I got as far as, 'It's a literary tour de...'
Unknown: You can smoke what you pick! I mean, eat what you pick.
Unknown Cringe/Discomfort Misdirection Zoidberg: Feh! Needs ketchup.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Unknown: There were only three people in the book, and two of them were the Adventure Boys.
Unknown Observational Deadpan/Understatement Leela: I'm taking a red top in case I spill burgundy, white for chardonnay, and paisley in case I barf!
Leela Escalation Character Comedy Leela · Chelsea: For what? You're a chatbot. / Chatbots can shop!
Unknown · Hedonismbot: You have a family? / God no.
Hedonismbot · Amy: Clothing optional. / Optional? Then I guess I'll wear some.
Hedonismbot · Unknown: I like them plump and juicy! / I know you're not talking about grapes, but me not sure what you are talking about.
Hedonismbot: and climaxing in the 300-liter Jabbathazzar.
Hedonismbot: Oh, to be one of those grapes, bursting in ecstasy!
Amy: We get it! You're a dirty old couch.
Hedonismbot · Hedonismbot: It's got a crew of six. / Their sailor suits really float my boat.
Hedonismbot: This place has every amenity except insurance.
Amy: I was expecting Of Mice and Men to be about a man-mouse hybrid.
Amy Absurdist Observational Leela Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Unknown: Can't shmant! How's he gonna know?
Unknown Character Comedy Observational Unknown: You're weirding us out, Leela.
Unknown Cringe/Discomfort Reaction Beat Leela · Leela: And now, here I am, with five of the most / female friends you are!
Phoebe/Chelsea: Pretty quick actually, she hasn't mentioned you once.
Zoidberg: Humanity? I thought it was a sea cucumber.
Unknown Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Zoidberg · Zoidberg: I'm a doctor. / Stand back, while I deliver the French kiss of life.
Zoidberg: And a note of sour plum.
Zoidberg Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender · Others: That's a lousy name! Right, Brothers of the Book? / Yeah, lousy. Terrible name.
Unknown: I wouldn't serve this swill to Zoidberg.
Bender Character Comedy Reaction Beat Phoebe: The embalmer was even more surprised.
Phoebe Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement Leela: I don't care if you're a robot. I'm not picky.
Leela Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Unknown: Now how is that any clearer?
Leela: This better not still be costing $5.99 a minute.
Leela Callback Observational ★ Rewatch Callback Chelsea/Phoebe: Actually, since there's two of us, it's $11.98 a minute.
Chelsea/Phoebe: Yes! Make me your common enemy. Your friendship will be iron-clad.
Chelsea/Phoebe: Another job well done.
