One Is Silicon And The Other Gold

Morris:It's great to see so many happy smiles, most of them on Mouth Mutant. Hey-o!

Morris:even that year my side mutated into some kind of venomous radish

Munda:And those things never mutated.

Leela:Now, if you'll direct your attention to this moldy shower curtain

Leela · Morris:Well, not that much, actually, since mutants weren't allowed to leave the sewers until last year. Like anyone wants to leave the sewer. Am I right?

Morris:I still have no idea.

Morris:Oh, sugar lump, I hear you when you actually say something important.

Leela:like the fairy tale of face mutant and butt mutant

Morris:Pot-roast-burning.

Morris:I had dreams, too! I was going to surf the world's sewers, but I happily gave it up for you. Happily!

Morris:Divorce is final.

Morris:You know, the rents are a lot more reasonable in Peru.

Robot:Dance, slave, dance.

Munda:Imagine. Me, a girl from the sewer meeting a man made entirely of detergent.

Leela:Hey, I have an idea. Let's look in a different direction at something else.

Kif:That's a napkin dispenser, sir. This is the universal translator.

Zapp:Whatever.

Kif:Table Seven?

Kif:Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us.

Zapp:I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of bologna.

Kif:It's the Battle of Paco's Tacos all over again.

Munda:Just that Captain Brannigan confused the word for 'congratulations' with the word for 'spank your sister with bologna.'

Zapp:So, yesterday, huh? That business happened, right? Somebody?

Fry:I don't know where most of her is, but her tongue's in Zapp's mouth.

Leela:Show me where he touched you on this dried-apple doll.

Munda:Did you know he wears a velour man-skirt?

Munda:I know. He showed me the commemorative painting.

Munda:Although he did say I'm a better kisser.

Morris:You know, without your mother, the sewer's a dank and dismal place.

Morris:I ought to punch him right in his big mouth. And then in all his smaller mouths!

Leela:and they can make sure you don't...

Morris:What? It's 2:00 in the afternoon. Several days later.

Leela:You're too old to be happy.

Munda:Sex with Zapp! Sex with Zapp! Sex with Zapp!

Fry:This one is for the E. coli. Ow! And this one's for the leprechaunorrhea. Hiddly-dee!

Morris:the wind ripening in your face

Morris:I don't want to put a rat in your face-cage, or whatever you kids say nowadays

Zapp:Well, if it isn't my second favorite Turanga girl.

Zapp:Shall we say about 7:58? Precisely?

Zapp:Leela, does your mother know you're using her pole?

Zapp:She is one juicy calamari.

Zapp:Leela, here's $40.

Zapp:Just call me, 'Daddy.'

Leela:Probably, it'll be a filthy nurse.

Morris:I was riding the El Torito dinner backwash, and I thought I'd pop in.

Morris:So? He seems like a nice kahuna.

Morris:So? He seems like a nice kahuna.

Morris:You got to take the good with the gnarly.

Morris:time for me to shoot the IHOP dessert curl.

Fry:Maybe Zapp isn't the only one who's marriage material.

Munda:Really? I'm not showing too much sucker for a lady my age?

Zapp:So I will now join myself in holy macaroni.

Munda:I come from the sewer, but that is low.

Zapp:Careful! That's glass!

Zapp:Then, once again, my lies have been proven true.

Kif:you can't return ice cream cakes!

Kif:you can't return ice cream cakes!

Morris:But then I conquered my inner peace.

Morris:But then I conquered my inner peace.

Morris:If heaven's above us, then the whole universe is just God's glorious sewer.

Nixon:Agnew, give it your stamp of approval.

Leela:Uh... Half a cake.