Leela becomes friends with a jealous chatbot.
WAR
53.6
Wins Above Replacement
“One Is Silicon And The Other Gold” ranks #32 of 170 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 81.9 — Elite. The episode packs 62 scored jokes at 3.6 per minute, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.8 on impact, with Morris landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Morris: If heaven's above us, then the whole universe is just God's glorious sewer.
Morris Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Zapp: I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of bologna.
Zapp Absurdist Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Callback Munda: I come from the sewer, but that is low.
Munda Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Munda: I know. He showed me the commemorative painting.
Munda Escalation Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Morris: But then I conquered my inner peace.
Morris Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 62 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Morris: It's great to see so many happy smiles, most of them on Mouth Mutant. Hey-o!
Morris Observational Character Comedy Morris: even that year my side mutated into some kind of venomous radish
Morris Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Munda: And those things never mutated.
Munda Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Leela: Now, if you'll direct your attention to this moldy shower curtain
Leela Visual Gag Observational Leela · Morris: Well, not that much, actually, since mutants weren't allowed to leave the sewers until last year. Like anyone wants to leave the sewer. Am I right?
Morris: I still have no idea.
Morris Character Comedy Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Morris: Oh, sugar lump, I hear you when you actually say something important.
Morris Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Leela: like the fairy tale of face mutant and butt mutant
Leela Absurdist Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Morris: Pot-roast-burning.
Morris Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Morris: I had dreams, too! I was going to surf the world's sewers, but I happily gave it up for you. Happily!
Morris Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Morris Escalation Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Morris: You know, the rents are a lot more reasonable in Peru.
Morris Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Robot: Dance, slave, dance.
Munda: Imagine. Me, a girl from the sewer meeting a man made entirely of detergent.
Munda Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Leela: Hey, I have an idea. Let's look in a different direction at something else.
Leela Character Comedy Reaction Beat ★ Rewatch Kif: That's a napkin dispenser, sir. This is the universal translator.
Kif Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Zapp Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Kif Reaction Beat Cringe/Discomfort Kif: Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us.
Kif Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Zapp: I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of bologna.
Zapp Absurdist Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Callback Kif: It's the Battle of Paco's Tacos all over again.
Kif Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Munda: Just that Captain Brannigan confused the word for 'congratulations' with the word for 'spank your sister with bologna.'
Munda Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Zapp: So, yesterday, huh? That business happened, right? Somebody?
Zapp Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: I don't know where most of her is, but her tongue's in Zapp's mouth.
Fry Visual Gag Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Leela: Show me where he touched you on this dried-apple doll.
Leela Dark/Subversive Absurdist ★ Rewatch Munda: Did you know he wears a velour man-skirt?
Munda Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Munda: I know. He showed me the commemorative painting.
Munda Escalation Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Munda: Although he did say I'm a better kisser.
Munda Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Morris: You know, without your mother, the sewer's a dank and dismal place.
Morris Irony/Sarcasm Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Morris: I ought to punch him right in his big mouth. And then in all his smaller mouths!
Morris Escalation Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Leela: and they can make sure you don't...
Morris: What? It's 2:00 in the afternoon. Several days later.
Morris Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Leela: You're too old to be happy.
Leela Dark/Subversive Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Munda: Sex with Zapp! Sex with Zapp! Sex with Zapp!
Munda Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Fry: This one is for the E. coli. Ow! And this one's for the leprechaunorrhea. Hiddly-dee!
Fry Wordplay/Pun Absurdist ★ Rewatch Morris: the wind ripening in your face
Morris Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Morris: I don't want to put a rat in your face-cage, or whatever you kids say nowadays
Zapp: Well, if it isn't my second favorite Turanga girl.
Zapp Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Zapp: Shall we say about 7:58? Precisely?
Zapp Character Comedy Absurdist Zapp: Leela, does your mother know you're using her pole?
Zapp: She is one juicy calamari.
Zapp Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Zapp: Just call me, 'Daddy.'
Zapp Cringe/Discomfort Escalation ★ Rewatch Leela: Probably, it'll be a filthy nurse.
Leela Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Morris: I was riding the El Torito dinner backwash, and I thought I'd pop in.
Morris Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Morris: So? He seems like a nice kahuna.
Morris Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Morris: So? He seems like a nice kahuna.
Morris Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Morris: You got to take the good with the gnarly.
Morris Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Morris: time for me to shoot the IHOP dessert curl.
Morris Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: Maybe Zapp isn't the only one who's marriage material.
Munda: Really? I'm not showing too much sucker for a lady my age?
Munda Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Zapp: So I will now join myself in holy macaroni.
Zapp Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Munda: I come from the sewer, but that is low.
Munda Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Zapp: Careful! That's glass!
Zapp Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Zapp: Then, once again, my lies have been proven true.
Zapp Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Kif: you can't return ice cream cakes!
Kif Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Kif: you can't return ice cream cakes!
Kif Absurdist Deadpan/Understatement Morris: But then I conquered my inner peace.
Morris Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Morris: But then I conquered my inner peace.
Morris Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Morris: If heaven's above us, then the whole universe is just God's glorious sewer.
Morris Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Nixon: Agnew, give it your stamp of approval.
Leela Callback Deadpan/Understatement Callback