Character Analysis
Uncle Leo
Played by Len Lesser
35 jokes across 7 episodes of Seinfeld
13.4
35
7.1
6.8
Character Comedy
Leo delivers 35 scored jokes across 7 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 13.4. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Leo Lines
Leo · Jerry:But she's an anti-Semite. / Can you blame her?
Leo · Jerry:I bet that cook is an anti-Semite. / He can't see you. He has no idea who you are. / They don't just overcook a hamburger, Jerry.
Leo · Super:Who is it? / It's the super. / We're installing new low-flow showerheads in all the bathrooms. / Low-flow? / I don't like the sound of that.
Jerry · Leo:'Leo, where did you get that watch?' — Jerry noticing Leo's watch.
Leo · Jerry:Move back with Lydia? Come on. You're lucky to have anybody. Last week you told me I was in my prime. I should be swinging. / Swinging? What, are you out of your mind? Look at you. You're disgusting. You're bald. You're paunchy. All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than 10 consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
All Jokes — 7 total
Jerry · Leo:'Leo, where did you get that watch?' — Jerry noticing Leo's watch.
Leo · Helen (Jerry's Mother):Hey, Under Siege is on again. Who's up for it? — No more nuts.
Leo · Jerry:I bet that cook is an anti-Semite. / He can't see you. He has no idea who you are. / They don't just overcook a hamburger, Jerry.
Leo · Jerry:Move back with Lydia? Come on. You're lucky to have anybody. Last week you told me I was in my prime. I should be swinging. / Swinging? What, are you out of your mind? Look at you. You're disgusting. You're bald. You're paunchy. All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than 10 consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
Leo · Jerry:But she's an anti-Semite. / Can you blame her?
Leo · Super:Who is it? / It's the super. / We're installing new low-flow showerheads in all the bathrooms. / Low-flow? / I don't like the sound of that.
Leo · Jerry:Uncle Leo calls Jerry about the package and uses the opportunity to pitch Jeffrey's Parks Department production of The Mikado