Episode Rankings

All Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked

Every 168 Seinfeld episode scored by the Humor Index — joke density, craft, and impact. Best to worst.

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We scored every joke in all 168 episodes of Seinfeld and ranked them by Humor Index. The best Seinfeld episode is “The Pony Remark” (100.0); the lowest-scoring is “The Visa” (84.4). Tap any episode for its full joke-by-joke breakdown.

1
The Pony RemarkS2E02
92 jokes · 3.9 JPM
100.02
The Boyfriend (1)S3E17
117 jokes · 2.7 JPM
100.03
The ContestS4E11
77 jokes · 3.5 JPM
100.04
The StallS5E12
87 jokes · 4.0 JPM
100.05
The Soul MateS8E02
100 jokes · 5.0 JPM
100.06
The Butter ShaveS9E01
83 jokes · 4.2 JPM
100.07
The StrikeS9E10
89 jokes · 3.9 JPM
100.08
The BookstoreS9E17
90 jokes · 4.8 JPM
99.99
The MangoS5E01
77 jokes · 3.5 JPM
99.810
The AbstinenceS8E09
81 jokes · 4.0 JPM
99.611
The VoiceS9E02
100 jokes · 4.7 JPM
99.412
The Reverse PeepholeS9E12
105 jokes · 4.9 JPM
99.413
The Fusilli JerryS6E21
75 jokes · 3.3 JPM
99.214
The FoundationS8E01
73 jokes · 3.8 JPM
99.115
The English PatientS8E17
81 jokes · 3.8 JPM
99.016
The MillenniumS8E20
85 jokes · 4.1 JPM
99.017
The OperaS4E09
68 jokes · 3.1 JPM
98.918
The Heart AttackS2E08
78 jokes · 4.0 JPM
98.619
The Nose JobS3E09
47 jokes · 4.5 JPM
98.620
The Bizarro JerryS8E03
73 jokes · 3.9 JPM
98.621
The Merv Griffin ShowS9E06
102 jokes · 5.1 JPM
98.622
The BurningS9E16
105 jokes · 5.3 JPM
98.623
The HamptonsS5E21
80 jokes · 3.9 JPM
98.524
The Label MakerS6E12
95 jokes · 3.9 JPM
98.425
The Puffy ShirtS5E02
73 jokes · 3.4 JPM
98.026
The JimmyS6E19
83 jokes · 4.0 JPM
97.927
The ComebackS8E13
114 jokes · 5.3 JPM
97.928
The Alternate SideS3E11
80 jokes · 3.0 JPM
97.829
The Serenity NowS9E03
105 jokes · 4.8 JPM
97.830
The PickS4E13
76 jokes · 3.2 JPM
97.631
The Cigar Store IndianS5E10
94 jokes · 4.3 JPM
97.632
The Secret CodeS7E07
80 jokes · 3.6 JPM
97.533
The BetrayalS9E08
106 jokes · 5.0 JPM
97.534
The ImplantS4E19
71 jokes · 3.3 JPM
97.435
The Chinese WomanS6E04
84 jokes · 3.9 JPM
97.436
The WizardS9E15
92 jokes · 4.7 JPM
97.437
The DealershipS9E11
122 jokes · 5.1 JPM
97.238
The Strong BoxS9E14
89 jokes · 4.5 JPM
97.239
The BarberS5E08
81 jokes · 4.3 JPM
97.140
The FatiguesS8E06
69 jokes · 3.5 JPM
97.141
The Good SamaritanS3E20
87 jokes · 4.0 JPM
97.042
The Junior MintS4E20
87 jokes · 4.1 JPM
97.043
The BrisS5E05
81 jokes · 3.5 JPM
97.044
The Andrea DoriaS8E10
67 jokes · 3.3 JPM
97.045
The Smelly CarS4E21
59 jokes · 2.7 JPM
96.946
The GlassesS5E03
69 jokes · 3.1 JPM
96.847
The Dinner PartyS5E13
119 jokes · 5.2 JPM
96.848
The PieS5E15
86 jokes · 4.4 JPM
96.849
The Little KicksS8E04
84 jokes · 3.9 JPM
96.850
The PotholeS8E16
88 jokes · 4.6 JPM
96.851
The BloodS9E04
98 jokes · 4.8 JPM
96.852
The MasseuseS5E09
81 jokes · 3.6 JPM
96.553
The Phone MessageS2E04
75 jokes · 3.3 JPM
96.454
The Handicap SpotS4E22
77 jokes · 3.2 JPM
96.455
The Marine BiologistS5E14
99 jokes · 4.3 JPM
96.456
The OppositeS5E22
76 jokes · 3.3 JPM
96.257
The DealS2E09
78 jokes · 3.8 JPM
96.058
The Bottle Deposit (2)S7E22
64 jokes · 3.0 JPM
96.059
The DoodleS6E20
92 jokes · 4.3 JPM
95.960
The CaddyS7E12
62 jokes · 2.5 JPM
95.961
The MaidS9E19
94 jokes · 4.4 JPM
95.962
The Junk MailS9E05
84 jokes · 3.9 JPM
95.863
The NoteS3E01
74 jokes · 3.8 JPM
95.664
The SwitchS6E11
81 jokes · 3.7 JPM
95.565
The SevenS7E13
80 jokes · 3.4 JPM
95.566
The Cadillac (2)S7E15
79 jokes · 3.3 JPM
95.567
The Shower HeadS7E16
75 jokes · 3.2 JPM
95.568
The Cheever LettersS4E08
62 jokes · 2.6 JPM
95.469
The ConversionS5E11
78 jokes · 4.2 JPM
95.470
The DoormanS6E18
80 jokes · 3.7 JPM
95.471
The JacketS2E03
74 jokes · 3.8 JPM
95.272
The CalzoneS7E20
95 jokes · 2.6 JPM
95.273
The Van Buren BoysS8E14
91 jokes · 4.0 JPM
95.274
The MoneyS8E12
84 jokes · 4.3 JPM
95.175
The SusieS8E15
96 jokes · 4.8 JPM
95.176
The DogS3E04
69 jokes · 3.2 JPM
95.077
The BeardS6E16
79 jokes · 3.6 JPM
95.078
The Red DotS3E12
77 jokes · 3.6 JPM
94.979
The StatueS2E06
80 jokes · 3.5 JPM
94.880
The Fix UpS3E16
78 jokes · 3.6 JPM
94.881
The WifeS5E17
89 jokes · 4.1 JPM
94.882
The Pool GuyS7E08
90 jokes · 4.5 JPM
94.883
The Summer Of GeorgeS8E22
80 jokes · 3.8 JPM
94.884
The FireS5E20
90 jokes · 2.0 JPM
94.685
The RaceS6E10
70 jokes · 3.0 JPM
94.686
The Chicken RoasterS8E08
88 jokes · 4.3 JPM
94.687
The Parking GarageS3E06
74 jokes · 3.3 JPM
94.588
The Pez DispenserS3E14
72 jokes · 3.1 JPM
94.589
The RyeS7E11
62 jokes · 3.0 JPM
94.590
The Little JerryS8E11
85 jokes · 4.2 JPM
94.591
The RevengeS2E07
78 jokes · 3.7 JPM
94.492
The BusboyS2E12
73 jokes · 3.5 JPM
94.493
The ShoesS4E16
74 jokes · 3.3 JPM
94.294
The GymnastS6E06
85 jokes · 4.1 JPM
94.295
The Soup NaziS7E06
91 jokes · 3.9 JPM
94.296
The Yada YadaS8E19
81 jokes · 3.6 JPM
94.297
The ApologyS9E09
98 jokes · 4.3 JPM
94.298
The CartoonS9E13
101 jokes · 4.5 JPM
94.199
Male UnbondingS1E04
70 jokes · 3.7 JPM
94.0100
The CouchS6E05
78 jokes · 3.6 JPM
94.0101
The StrandedS3E10
81 jokes · 3.4 JPM
93.9102
The PitchS4E03
103 jokes · 2.0 JPM
93.9103
The SpongeS7E09
82 jokes · 3.4 JPM
93.8104
The PackageS8E05
63 jokes · 3.0 JPM
93.8105
The Bubble BoyS4E07
65 jokes · 2.8 JPM
93.6106
The OutingS4E17
78 jokes · 3.4 JPM
93.6107
The Lip ReaderS5E06
76 jokes · 3.4 JPM
93.5108
The Wig MasterS7E19
69 jokes · 3.0 JPM
93.5109
The Pilot (1)S4E23
44 jokes · 3.6 JPM
93.4110
The SoupS6E07
69 jokes · 3.1 JPM
93.4111
The Pledge DriveS6E03
65 jokes · 2.9 JPM
93.1112
The EngagementS7E01
71 jokes · 3.8 JPM
93.1113
The Seinfeld ChroniclesS1E01
77 jokes · 3.4 JPM
93.0114
The Muffin TopsS8E21
91 jokes · 4.1 JPM
93.0115
The VirginS4E10
76 jokes · 2.9 JPM
92.8116
The Old ManS4E18
64 jokes · 2.8 JPM
92.8117
The Ex GirlfriendS2E01
82 jokes · 3.4 JPM
92.6118
The Bottle Deposit (1)S7E21
68 jokes · 3.5 JPM
92.6119
The FroggerS9E18
83 jokes · 4.2 JPM
92.6120
The Chinese RestaurantS2E11
73 jokes · 3.5 JPM
92.5121
The Mom &Amp; Pop StoreS6E08
70 jokes · 3.1 JPM
92.5122
The Stand InS5E16
69 jokes · 3.0 JPM
92.4123
The PenS3E03
84 jokes · 3.8 JPM
92.2124
The SubwayS3E13
66 jokes · 3.5 JPM
92.2125
The Face PainterS6E23
66 jokes · 3.3 JPM
92.2126
The LibraryS3E05
64 jokes · 3.1 JPM
92.1127
The Raincoats (1)S5E18
90 jokes · 2.0 JPM
92.1128
The Puerto Rican DayS9E20
83 jokes · 4.1 JPM
92.1129
The WinkS7E04
87 jokes · 3.8 JPM
92.0130
The ScofflawS6E13
81 jokes · 3.3 JPM
91.9131
The Stake OutS1E02
66 jokes · 3.1 JPM
91.8132
The ChecksS8E07
79 jokes · 3.6 JPM
91.8133
The Parking SpaceS3E22
82 jokes · 3.0 JPM
91.6134
The Diplomats ClubS6E22
79 jokes · 3.5 JPM
91.6135
The NapS8E18
74 jokes · 3.6 JPM
91.6136
The SuicideS3E15
82 jokes · 3.5 JPM
91.5137
The Big SaladS6E02
64 jokes · 2.8 JPM
91.5138
The Kiss HelloS6E17
82 jokes · 3.5 JPM
91.5139
The MaestroS7E03
77 jokes · 3.2 JPM
91.5140
The KeysS3E23
65 jokes · 3.1 JPM
91.4141
The SlicerS9E07
74 jokes · 3.1 JPM
91.4142
The TruthS3E02
74 jokes · 3.6 JPM
91.2143
The Stock TipS1E05
90 jokes · 4.0 JPM
91.1144
The LimoS3E19
57 jokes · 2.4 JPM
91.1145
The Hot TubS7E05
71 jokes · 3.3 JPM
91.0146
The Non Fat YogurtS5E07
75 jokes · 3.5 JPM
90.5147
The SecretaryS6E09
71 jokes · 2.9 JPM
90.5148
The DollS7E17
59 jokes · 2.9 JPM
90.5149
The LetterS3E21
70 jokes · 3.1 JPM
90.2150
The Trip (2)S4E02
75 jokes · 3.2 JPM
89.6151
The Sniffing AccountantS5E04
84 jokes · 3.6 JPM
89.6152
The CafeS3E07
72 jokes · 3.4 JPM
89.4153
The Baby ShowerS2E10
65 jokes · 3.0 JPM
89.2154
The PostponementS7E02
65 jokes · 2.7 JPM
88.9155
The ApartmentS2E05
76 jokes · 3.3 JPM
88.8156
The Trip (1)S4E01
69 jokes · 2.9 JPM
88.8157
The GumS7E10
77 jokes · 3.5 JPM
88.5158
The TapeS3E08
63 jokes · 3.0 JPM
88.0159
The TicketS4E04
68 jokes · 2.6 JPM
87.9160
The Cadillac (1)S7E14
88 jokes · 2.2 JPM
87.0161
The ChaperoneS6E01
67 jokes · 3.0 JPM
86.9162
The WalletS4E05
79 jokes · 3.2 JPM
86.4163
The AirportS4E12
67 jokes · 3.0 JPM
85.6164
The WatchS4E06
63 jokes · 2.5 JPM
85.2165
The MovieS4E14
75 jokes · 3.1 JPM
85.1166
The RobberyS1E03
64 jokes · 2.9 JPM
85.0167
The Friars ClubS7E18
65 jokes · 2.8 JPM
84.5168
The VisaS4E15
56 jokes · 2.3 JPM
84.4
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