Episode Rankings

All Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked

Every 172 Seinfeld episode scored by the Humor Index — joke density, craft, and impact. Best to worst.

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We scored every joke in all 172 episodes of Seinfeld and ranked them by Humor Index. The best Seinfeld episode is “The Dinner Party” (92.0); the lowest-scoring is “The Robbery” (61.2). Tap any episode for its full joke-by-joke breakdown.

1
The Dinner PartyS5E13
107 jokes · 4.7 JPM
92.02
Male UnbondingS1E04
63 jokes · 3.3 JPM
91.63
The Highlights Of 100 (1)S6E14
43 jokes · 1.0 JPM
91.14
The Boyfriend (1)S3E17
120 jokes · 5.5 JPM
90.95
The RyeS7E11
44 jokes · 2.1 JPM
90.96
The WifeS5E17
93 jokes · 4.3 JPM
89.67
The Bottle Deposit (2)S7E22
46 jokes · 2.2 JPM
89.08
The Alternate SideS3E11
58 jokes · 2.6 JPM
88.09
The Summer Of GeorgeS8E22
53 jokes · 2.5 JPM
87.810
The MangoS5E01
49 jokes · 2.2 JPM
86.511
The OppositeS5E22
49 jokes · 2.2 JPM
86.512
The Seinfeld ChroniclesS1E01
64 jokes · 2.8 JPM
86.413
The Butter ShaveS9E01
43 jokes · 2.2 JPM
86.214
The Pez DispenserS3E14
95 jokes · 4.1 JPM
86.015
The MaidS9E19
45 jokes · 2.1 JPM
86.016
The StrandedS3E10
70 jokes · 2.9 JPM
85.917
The OperaS4E09
66 jokes · 3.0 JPM
85.818
The FatiguesS8E06
70 jokes · 3.5 JPM
85.619
The MasseuseS5E09
55 jokes · 2.4 JPM
85.520
The CafeS3E07
48 jokes · 2.3 JPM
85.421
The Stand InS5E16
62 jokes · 2.7 JPM
85.422
The Raincoats (1)S5E18
64 jokes · 1.4 JPM
85.423
The LimoS3E19
58 jokes · 2.4 JPM
84.524
The SevenS7E13
59 jokes · 2.5 JPM
84.525
The Chronicle (1)S9E21
50 jokes · 1.7 JPM
84.526
The PostponementS7E02
56 jokes · 2.3 JPM
84.227
The Fusilli JerryS6E21
66 jokes · 2.9 JPM
84.128
The DealershipS9E11
61 jokes · 2.5 JPM
84.029
The Good SamaritanS3E20
65 jokes · 3.0 JPM
83.830
The Heart AttackS2E08
65 jokes · 3.3 JPM
83.631
The MillenniumS8E20
46 jokes · 2.2 JPM
83.632
The ApologyS9E09
33 jokes · 1.4 JPM
83.633
The Yada YadaS8E19
55 jokes · 2.4 JPM
83.434
The Pony RemarkS2E02
80 jokes · 3.4 JPM
83.135
The Parking SpaceS3E22
64 jokes · 2.4 JPM
82.836
The NoteS3E01
52 jokes · 2.7 JPM
82.637
The OutingS4E17
51 jokes · 2.3 JPM
82.638
The DoormanS6E18
58 jokes · 2.7 JPM
82.639
The SusieS8E15
65 jokes · 3.2 JPM
82.240
The ImplantS4E19
52 jokes · 2.4 JPM
81.941
The Phone MessageS2E04
57 jokes · 2.5 JPM
81.842
The EngagementS7E01
47 jokes · 2.5 JPM
81.443
The SlicerS9E07
51 jokes · 2.2 JPM
81.144
The Pledge DriveS6E03
45 jokes · 2.0 JPM
81.045
The Muffin TopsS8E21
74 jokes · 3.3 JPM
81.046
The Cadillac (2)S7E15
51 jokes · 2.1 JPM
80.847
The Old ManS4E18
67 jokes · 3.0 JPM
80.648
The Junior MintS4E20
67 jokes · 3.1 JPM
80.549
The ContestS4E11
76 jokes · 3.5 JPM
80.450
The StallS5E12
84 jokes · 3.8 JPM
80.451
The Nose JobS3E09
45 jokes · 4.3 JPM
80.252
The Bubble BoyS4E07
55 jokes · 2.3 JPM
80.253
The Cigar Store IndianS5E10
77 jokes · 3.5 JPM
80.254
The ApartmentS2E05
64 jokes · 2.7 JPM
80.155
The FoundationS8E01
48 jokes · 2.5 JPM
80.156
The Junk MailS9E05
53 jokes · 2.4 JPM
80.157
The KeysS3E23
60 jokes · 2.9 JPM
80.058
The Hot TubS7E05
55 jokes · 2.5 JPM
80.059
The StrikeS9E10
67 jokes · 2.9 JPM
80.060
The Marine BiologistS5E14
61 jokes · 2.6 JPM
79.961
The Chinese RestaurantS2E11
56 jokes · 2.6 JPM
79.462
The AbstinenceS8E09
55 jokes · 2.7 JPM
79.263
The Label MakerS6E12
50 jokes · 2.1 JPM
79.164
The Soup NaziS7E06
46 jokes · 2.0 JPM
79.165
The Serenity NowS9E03
70 jokes · 3.2 JPM
79.166
The PickS4E13
57 jokes · 2.4 JPM
79.067
The WizardS9E15
70 jokes · 3.6 JPM
79.068
The BurningS9E16
56 jokes · 2.8 JPM
79.069
The WalletS4E05
47 jokes · 1.9 JPM
78.970
The Puffy ShirtS5E02
69 jokes · 3.2 JPM
78.971
The Sniffing AccountantS5E04
74 jokes · 3.1 JPM
78.972
The Bizarro JerryS8E03
65 jokes · 3.0 JPM
78.973
The Pool GuyS7E08
55 jokes · 2.7 JPM
78.874
The TruthS3E02
52 jokes · 2.5 JPM
78.675
The PitchS4E03
92 jokes · 1.8 JPM
78.676
The Handicap SpotS4E22
51 jokes · 2.1 JPM
78.677
The BarberS5E08
71 jokes · 3.8 JPM
78.678
The WinkS7E04
49 jokes · 2.1 JPM
78.679
The Trip (2)S4E02
67 jokes · 2.9 JPM
78.480
The Shower HeadS7E16
51 jokes · 2.2 JPM
78.481
The FroggerS9E18
66 jokes · 3.3 JPM
78.482
The Cadillac (1)S7E14
54 jokes · 2.5 JPM
78.283
The Chronicle (2)S9E22
47 jokes · 1.8 JPM
78.184
The TicketS4E04
45 jokes · 1.7 JPM
78.085
The ScofflawS6E13
54 jokes · 2.2 JPM
78.086
The PotholeS8E16
44 jokes · 2.0 JPM
78.087
The DoodleS6E20
60 jokes · 2.8 JPM
77.988
The ComebackS8E13
38 jokes · 1.7 JPM
77.889
The RaceS6E10
44 jokes · 1.9 JPM
77.690
The BusboyS2E12
53 jokes · 2.6 JPM
77.591
The CouchS6E05
54 jokes · 2.5 JPM
77.592
The Pilot (1)S4E23
27 jokes · 2.2 JPM
77.493
The BookstoreS9E17
56 jokes · 3.0 JPM
77.494
The Chicken RoasterS8E08
65 jokes · 3.2 JPM
77.295
The Fix UpS3E16
96 jokes · 4.4 JPM
77.196
The Big SaladS6E02
39 jokes · 1.7 JPM
77.197
The Van Buren BoysS8E14
74 jokes · 3.2 JPM
77.198
The Chinese WomanS6E04
67 jokes · 3.1 JPM
77.099
The CartoonS9E13
58 jokes · 2.6 JPM
77.0100
The ShoesS4E16
52 jokes · 2.3 JPM
76.9101
The LetterS3E21
44 jokes · 1.9 JPM
76.8102
The CaddyS7E12
46 jokes · 1.8 JPM
76.8103
The Stake OutS1E02
42 jokes · 2.0 JPM
76.6104
The TapeS3E08
39 jokes · 1.8 JPM
76.6105
The Secret CodeS7E07
58 jokes · 2.6 JPM
76.6106
The SpongeS7E09
33 jokes · 1.4 JPM
76.6107
The StatueS2E06
42 jokes · 1.9 JPM
76.5108
The PieS5E15
56 jokes · 2.9 JPM
76.5109
The WatchS4E06
41 jokes · 1.6 JPM
76.4110
The BrisS5E05
63 jokes · 2.7 JPM
76.2111
The Ex GirlfriendS2E01
53 jokes · 2.2 JPM
76.1112
The VoiceS9E02
70 jokes · 3.3 JPM
76.1113
The Diplomats ClubS6E22
49 jokes · 2.2 JPM
76.0114
The Lip ReaderS5E06
84 jokes · 3.7 JPM
75.8115
The ConversionS5E11
56 jokes · 3.0 JPM
75.8116
The Cheever LettersS4E08
51 jokes · 2.1 JPM
75.6117
The DogS3E04
56 jokes · 2.6 JPM
75.0118
The RevengeS2E07
57 jokes · 2.7 JPM
74.8119
The GymnastS6E06
54 jokes · 2.6 JPM
74.6120
The Face PainterS6E23
49 jokes · 2.5 JPM
74.6121
The BloodS9E04
45 jokes · 2.2 JPM
74.6122
The Non Fat YogurtS5E07
53 jokes · 2.5 JPM
74.5123
The SoupS6E07
40 jokes · 1.8 JPM
74.4124
The VirginS4E10
46 jokes · 1.8 JPM
74.2125
The GumS7E10
74 jokes · 3.4 JPM
74.2126
The PenS3E03
74 jokes · 3.3 JPM
74.1127
The ChecksS8E07
50 jokes · 2.3 JPM
74.0128
The SuicideS3E15
40 jokes · 1.7 JPM
73.9129
The MaestroS7E03
54 jokes · 2.3 JPM
73.6130
The Trip (1)S4E01
57 jokes · 2.4 JPM
73.5131
The HamptonsS5E21
53 jokes · 2.6 JPM
73.4132
The JacketS2E03
56 jokes · 2.8 JPM
73.2133
The Stock TipS1E05
49 jokes · 2.2 JPM
72.9134
The Red DotS3E12
49 jokes · 2.3 JPM
72.5135
The Little KicksS8E04
49 jokes · 2.2 JPM
72.2136
The Baby ShowerS2E10
39 jokes · 1.8 JPM
71.9137
The SubwayS3E13
36 jokes · 1.9 JPM
71.5138
The Highlights Of 100 (2)S6E15
46 jokes · 2.1 JPM
71.0139
The GlassesS5E03
49 jokes · 2.2 JPM
70.8140
The ChaperoneS6E01
43 jokes · 1.9 JPM
70.6141
The Wig MasterS7E19
52 jokes · 2.2 JPM
70.5142
The Smelly CarS4E21
53 jokes · 2.5 JPM
70.4143
The Kiss HelloS6E17
61 jokes · 2.6 JPM
70.4144
The Andrea DoriaS8E10
69 jokes · 3.4 JPM
70.1145
The Reverse PeepholeS9E12
61 jokes · 2.9 JPM
70.1146
The SwitchS6E11
60 jokes · 2.7 JPM
69.8147
The CalzoneS7E20
54 jokes · 1.5 JPM
69.8148
The BeardS6E16
79 jokes · 3.6 JPM
69.5149
The Strong BoxS9E14
63 jokes · 3.1 JPM
69.4150
The AirportS4E12
53 jokes · 2.4 JPM
69.0151
The SecretaryS6E09
52 jokes · 2.1 JPM
68.9152
The VisaS4E15
46 jokes · 1.9 JPM
68.4153
The Little JerryS8E11
60 jokes · 3.0 JPM
68.4154
The Soul MateS8E02
56 jokes · 2.8 JPM
68.1155
The Merv Griffin ShowS9E06
59 jokes · 2.9 JPM
68.1156
The FireS5E20
59 jokes · 1.3 JPM
67.8157
The DollS7E17
48 jokes · 2.3 JPM
67.8158
The Mom &Amp; Pop StoreS6E08
60 jokes · 2.7 JPM
67.5159
The English PatientS8E17
64 jokes · 3.0 JPM
67.5160
The NapS8E18
60 jokes · 2.9 JPM
67.4161
The Bottle Deposit (1)S7E21
38 jokes · 2.0 JPM
67.1162
The LibraryS3E05
55 jokes · 2.7 JPM
66.4163
The MoneyS8E12
73 jokes · 3.7 JPM
65.6164
The MovieS4E14
43 jokes · 1.8 JPM
65.5165
The JimmyS6E19
51 jokes · 2.5 JPM
65.0166
The Parking GarageS3E06
79 jokes · 3.6 JPM
64.6167
The DealS2E09
54 jokes · 2.6 JPM
64.5168
The Puerto Rican DayS9E20
63 jokes · 3.1 JPM
63.5169
The PackageS8E05
49 jokes · 2.3 JPM
63.2170
The Friars ClubS7E18
74 jokes · 3.2 JPM
63.0171
The BetrayalS9E08
49 jokes · 2.3 JPM
62.9172
The RobberyS1E03
43 jokes · 1.9 JPM
61.2
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